Favorite breed of guinea pig

[kphoger]

I think Peruvian guinea pigs taste better than American ones, but that's for obvious historical reasons.

What's your favorite?

[abefroman329]

The ones that don't get stuck in my ass.

[MNHighwayMan]

Whichever ones taste good with ketchup.

[kphoger]

Whichever ones taste good with ketchup.

So which one do you think tastes best with ketchup?

[MNHighwayMan]

Whichever ones taste good with ketchup.

So which one do you think tastes best with ketchup?

Abefroman's ass pigs.

[kphoger]

[hotdogPi]

I like Papua New Guinea pigs.

Equatorial Guinea pigs are too hot; I don't like spicy flavors.

[Max Rockatansky]

The Guinea Pirate from South Park. 

[abefroman329]

Never mind, I was thinking of gerbils.

[Brandon]

I think they'd be under "Sausages: Abe Froman's Ass Pigs".  After all, he is the Sausage King of Chicago.

[Brandon]

Never mind, I was thinking of gerbils.

Thank you, Brodie.

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he was buying another cat! And I said to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

[abefroman329]

Never mind, I was thinking of gerbils.

Thank you, Brodie.

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he was buying another cat! And I said to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

Phew, one person got it.

[english si]

The Guinea Pirate from South Park.

I prefer the Guinea Bee.

Phew, one person got it.

I was thinking Lemmiwinks.

[1995hoo]

Never mind, I was thinking of gerbils.

Thank you, Brodie.

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he was buying another cat! And I said to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

Phew, one person got it.

I thought of Robert D. Raiford discussing "felching":

[TheHighwayMan3561]

Whichever ones taste good with ketchup.

So which one do you think tastes best with ketchup?

Abefroman's ass pigs.

https://youtu.be/54IfLqa7fR8?t=178

[abefroman329]

Never mind, I was thinking of gerbils.

Thank you, Brodie.

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he was buying another cat! And I said to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

Phew, one person got it.

I thought of Robert D. Raiford discussing "felching":

That's, uh, not what I understood "felching"  to be.