Your Favorite movie line(s)

[roadman65]

Not really a line, but that part where Little Enos is mad and he whinnys, I really wanted to do that recently when I was stuck in line at a grocery store behind someone who wanted to argue over a price difference of $1 on something they wanted to buy.

Also, “What we gonna do, kidnap the Pope or somethin’?” “How’d you guess? No.”

Also not an actual line: Bandit smiling at the camera after he escapes from the cops in Texarkana.

Called breaking the fourth wall.  Many shows do it, especially Sally Field (co star of the film) in Gidget talking to her audience.  Roger Moore did it in the Saint to let us know about the upcoming episode.

[roadman65]

I do not remember the name of the film, but Peter Falk starred in it.  He was the coach of female mud wrestlers and in it one of the lady wrestlers lost money in the cigarette machine (yes you could buy cigarettes from a vending machine before our government passed that rule minors cannot buy tobacco).  So Peter Falk came by with a baseball bat, and informed the lady that there is only one way to talk to these machines before  he struck the machine hard with the bat which then caused all the contents fall out on to the sidewalk.

[kurumi]

"Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?"

"It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find."

"I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."

[wanderer2575]

"These aren't the 'droids you're looking for...  You can go about your business...  Move along."

(said with a vague wave of the hand to people who are babbling incoherently)

[abefroman329]

"Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?"

"It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find."

"I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."

There's a fine line between clever and stupid.

[SSOWorld]

Not really a line, but that part where Little Enos is mad and he whinnys, I really wanted to do that recently when I was stuck in line at a grocery store behind someone who wanted to argue over a price difference of $1 on something they wanted to buy.

Also, "What we gonna do, kidnap the Pope or somethin'?"  "How'd you guess? No."

Also not an actual line: Bandit smiling at the camera after he escapes from the cops in Texarkana.

Called breaking the fourth wall.  Many shows do it, especially Sally Field (co star of the film) in Gidget talking to her audience.  Roger Moore did it in the Saint to let us know about the upcoming episode.

[inkyatari]

"It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find."

"What's it called?"

"Lick my Love Pump."

[qguy]

"Non!"

Marcel Marceau, in Mel Brooks' Silent Movie. The only audible word of dialogue in the entire film is spoken by a mime.

[abefroman329]

"Non!"

Marcel Marceau, in Mel Brooks' Silent Movie. The only audible word of dialogue in the entire film is spoken by a mime.

" You know, a mime is a terrible thing to waste."

[roadman]

Memorable stuff from Blazing Saddles:
TAGGART (upon encountering LePetomane Thruway tollbooth out in the middle of nowhere):  "Somebody go back and get a shitload of dimes!"

In light of the controversy regarding the naming of the new Tappan Zee/Governor Mario Cuomo bridge, I am reminded of this line:  "The LePetomane Thruway?!?  Now what will that asshole think of next?"

[roadman65]

From the movie Airplane

Elaine to Ted Stryker in the Hospital conveying his orders from Army Command.

Elaine: I have something for you from Headquarters.
Ted: Headquarters, what is it?
Elaine:  That's a building where generals meet, but that is not important.

Randy the Stewardess to Ted Stryker
Randy:  There is a problem up in the cockpit!
Ted:  The Cockpit!  What is it?
Randy:  That is a place at the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important now.

Dr. Rumack to Ted Stryker
Dr. Rumack: If I can't get these people to a hospital at once, I cant' be sure to save their lives.
Ted:  A hospital, what is it? 
Dr. Rumack; Its a building where they treat patients, but that's not important.

Three scenes portraying the same misunderstanding by three completely different people thinking that Ted wanted to know what three places were instead of concluding that he was referring to the nature of the instance taking place in them, but well written out.

[roadman65]

How could we forget Animal House!

The scene where the one guy vomited on the Dean (played by the late John Vernon) as he was expelling all the frat boys from the university.

The Dean: Well, out with it!
Sick frat boy: No audio, but him making the motion to puke with a priceless look on the Dean's face when he realized what he was going to do on him.  Then cut to the next scene to tell the audience that he did indeed throw up on the Dean;

[roadman]

How could we forget Animal House!

The scene where the one guy vomited on the Dean (played by the late John Vernon) as he was expelling all the frat boys from the university.

The Dean: Well, out with it!
Sick frat boy: No audio, but him making the motion to puke with a priceless look on the Dean's face when he realized what he was going to do on him.  Then cut to the next scene to tell the audience that he did indeed throw up on the Dean;

I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Face it Flounder, you threw up ON Dean Wormer.

[sparker]

How could we forget Animal House!

The scene where the one guy vomited on the Dean (played by the late John Vernon) as he was expelling all the frat boys from the university.

The Dean: Well, out with it!
Sick frat boy: No audio, but him making the motion to puke with a priceless look on the Dean's face when he realized what he was going to do on him.  Then cut to the next scene to tell the audience that he did indeed throw up on the Dean;

I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Face it Flounder, you threw up ON Dean Wormer.

Yeah, there are numerous memorable lines from AH; to wit:

WORMER (when discussing the plan to catch the Delta's cheating on a test): "Take Niedermeyer -- he's a sneaky little shit just like you!"

BLUTO (consoling Flounder after they all were expelled): "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily!"

[PHLBOS]

Bluto: ...Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter: [to Boon] Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

[roadman65]

How about the scene with the devil and the passed out girl.

F**k her, f**k her brains out!  Suck her t*ts, squeeze her buns.

[Jim]

Ghostbusters is full of them for me.  Too many to list, so I'll just point at https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087332/quotes?ref_=tt_ql_trv_4.

Makes me want to pop in that DVD.

[Rothman]

I was born a poor black child.  -- The Jerk

[abefroman329]

I was born a poor black child.  -- The Jerk

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor, get rid of it.

[Rushmeister]

I was born a poor black child.  -- The Jerk

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor, get rid of it.

"He hates these cans!" -Navin Johnson, The Jerk

[Throckmorton]

   
From Silent Running when Lowell teaches the maintenance drones to play poker:   
   
   
"Now this time we'll play another hand and I don't want any mistakes. I mean it's up to you, you know. We're not playin' for 3 in 1 oil here, you know, we're playing for money."   
   
   

[inkyatari]

I was born a poor black child.  -- The Jerk

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor, get rid of it.

"He hates these cans!" -Navin Johnson, The Jerk

"THERE ARE SNAILS ON HER PLATE!"

[roadman]

He says we're going the wrong way.
Ah, he's drunk.  How does he know which way we're going.  Planes Trains and AUtomobiles

[abefroman329]

He says we're going the wrong way.
Ah, he's drunk.  How does he know which way we're going.  Planes Trains and AUtomobiles

Her first baby...come out sideways.

[abefroman329]

I was born a poor black child.  -- The Jerk

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor, get rid of it.

"He hates these cans!" -Navin Johnson, The Jerk

"THERE ARE SNAILS ON HER PLATE!"

Two boobs, that's what they think we are!