Dam jokes

[DanTheMan414]

Late 2010.

[WISFreeways]

Well then dam Dam can't get over it because there's a dam dam blocking it 

Don't make US71 get the dam soap.

You trying to misquote me? 

[Alps]

Yeah Chris, Dan is lame enough to misquote you.
Dan dan dan dam dam dan dan dam dan dam dam dam dan dan dan dam dan dam dan

[WISFreeways]

Dam I forgot to write the dam questions down for the dam trivia 

[njroadhorse]

Dam I forgot to write the dam questions down for the dam trivia 

Dam you! 

[Ian]

Oh dam. I want trivia dam-it!

[US71]

Well then dam Dan can't get over it because there's a dam dam blocking it 

Don't make US71 get the dam soap.

You're first 

[SSOWorld]

DAM! Looks like we got a good user in Chris Petite

[WISFreeways]

 

[njroadhorse]

Stop with your dam emoticons 

[WISFreeways]

PAN-PAN!!!

Looks like Bud Shuster is coming with twenty-two dam pizzas -- right at Glen Quagmire!   

BTW, who will be hosting the dam trivia?

[corco]

I think it's worth noting that this thread is the 8th result on Google for "dam jokes" (without quotes)

[SSOWorld]

5th dam result when I searched it.

[mightyace]

Similar to this post https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=1633.msg37423#msg37423 but not the same is:

From http://www.jokes-news.com/2006/01/18/hoover-dam/

The tour guide at the Hoover Dam began the tour by saying, "I am your dam guide...

After this dam tour, please don't ask me any dam questions. Furthermore, you are not allowed to take any dam pictures. If you do I will confiscate your dam cameras and I know that you won't be dam happy."

[agentsteel53]

I think it's worth noting that this thread is the 8th result on Google for "dam jokes" (without quotes)

meanwhile the shield gallery is relatively unindexed.  I've made copious amounts of ALT, TITLE, and META tags, and yet searches like this still take happen:

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&q=interstate+95+site%3Ashields.aaroads.com&aq=0p&aqi=g-p3g7&oq=inter&fp=2755c6b3e9b2e9

look at the third hit!  there are hundreds of pages that say "interstate 95", clear as day, yet google here chose to mash up the word "interstate highways" in the breadcrumb (which is actually impossible to get in that US-12 picture unless one manually munges the URL) and a random reference to US-95. 

[SSOWorld]

I think it's worth noting that this thread is the 8th result on Google for "dam jokes" (without quotes)

meanwhile the shield gallery is relatively unindexed.  I've made copious amounts of ALT, TITLE, and META tags, and yet searches like this still take happen:

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&q=interstate+95+site%3Ashields.aaroads.com&aq=0p&aqi=g-p3g7&oq=inter&fp=2755c6b3e9b2e9

look at the third hit!  there are hundreds of pages that say "interstate 95", clear as day, yet google here chose to mash up the word "interstate highways" in the breadcrumb (which is actually impossible to get in that US-12 picture unless one manually munges the URL) and a random reference to US-95. 

dam self-centric posts

[agentsteel53]

 .. thanks for the useful insight?

[mightyace]

I think it's worth noting that this thread is the 8th result on Google for "dam jokes" (without quotes)

meanwhile the shield gallery is relatively unindexed.  I've made copious amounts of ALT, TITLE, and META tags, and yet searches like this still take happen:

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&q=interstate+95+site%3Ashields.aaroads.com&aq=0p&aqi=g-p3g7&oq=inter&fp=2755c6b3e9b2e9

look at the third hit!  there are hundreds of pages that say "interstate 95", clear as day, yet google here chose to mash up the word "interstate highways" in the breadcrumb (which is actually impossible to get in that US-12 picture unless one manually munges the URL) and a random reference to US-95. 

Dam that dam Google Search engine! 

[US71]

Dam that dam Google Search engine! 

*SIGH* 

[City]

Dam that dam Google Search engine! 

*SIGH* 

At least it's free dam advertising (but why would somebody advertise a dam?)

We can make it to the top if we keep saying "dam" in our posts. And then we can make to the first result when googling just "dam". And if people won't sign up to our forum because of our dam jokes, then I might just start posting "I am in your dam taking your dam reservoir!"

Or, I could spend several hundred bucks on a new forum all on dam jokes, and then I can link it (using a dam picture of a dam) here, and make it #1 on the search results when googling, or yahooing, or binging, "dam".

But, I don't think people would appreciate a billboard advertising this thread on I-405 in Los Angeles. Why? They'd rename the expressway the "Dam Joke Freeway", start replacing all the exit signs, the replacments would be pictures of dams and would say "Dam Joke Road!", and repaint the freeway so the stretch of road would look like a massive mural about dams. 

Then we'd have a bustling forum and a 700 page thread about dam jokes. 

[agentsteel53]

wait, I don't see the logical step from making it the #1 google hit to making it the 405 freeway.

[Scott5114]

I kid you not there is a slot machine in my casino which is entitled... Dam Lumberjack Beavers.



You can chalk this one up to the strange, strange people that work at IGT...

[myosh_tino]

I kid you not there is a slot machine in my casino which is entitled... Dam Lumberjack Beavers.

You OWN a casino?!?!? DAM!!!!!

Regarding the slot machine, I have seen them in both Las Vegas and Reno and yes, I put my dam money in the dam machine and I didn't win a dam thing.

BTW, I love this dam topic.

[Scott5114]

I kid you not there is a slot machine in my casino which is entitled... Dam Lumberjack Beavers.

You OWN a casino?!?!? DAM!!!!!

Hah! If I owned the casino I would definitely not put that dam machine in there. I'm merely the lowly Attendant No. 2912; I fix the dam problems the dam machine develops and maybe do the dam maintenance. If someone hits a dam jackpot I process the dam tax forms and bring them their dam money.

[Alps]

I will now make this the #1 result when you search "dam quetzal religious underthinking."