Famous TV quotes from any character from any show. Lead, supporting, or guest.
Dennis Patrick as Vaughn Leland on Dallas, A House Divided (the episode where JR Ewing got shot in 1980) to JR Ewing: It was crooked! And I believe you knew that! You'll regret this!
JR Ewing: Is that a threat, Vaughn?
Vaughn Leland: No threat! A promise.
Out of that particular series, that was the most memorable moment for me out a many.
Gomer Pyle to Barney Fife on Andy Griffith: (While running down the street) Citizens arrest! Citizens Arrest!
Edith Bunker to husband Archie on All In The Family:
Edith: Lets talk.
Archie: We have got nothing to talk about. (Archie notices his chair is gone) Now, we got something to talk about.
Seinfeld last episode:
Jerry's attorney to Jerry: They are real and they are spectacular.
(This after Jerry learns his lawyer slept with one of his many ex girlfriends, and it was one where Jerry in his usual skepticsim had problems with her due to her large chest and not knowing if it were real or fake).
"One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." The 1st Doctor
"It's the Batphone, sir" Alfred Pennyworth
"Let's roll, Kato" The Green Hornet
"Mork calling Orson"
"Incoming message from the Big Giant Head!"
Hannibal: "I love it when a plan comes together."
Barney to Andy~~"you gotta nip it, nip it in the bud."
John Steed to Emma Peel in the Avengers (the British series): "Mrs. Peel, we're needed."
Jeff Tracy in Thunderbirds: "Thunderbirds are go!"
Stan and Kyle in South Park: "Oh my God! They killed Kenny! -You bastards!"
Sargent O' Rourke to Corporal Agarn: "Agarn, I don't know why everyone says you're so dumb."
Agarn to O'Rourke (some time later): "Who says I'm dumb?"
Ralph Kramden - "You're going to the moon" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98qw86DsdZ0
For the M*A*S*H fans out there: Sherman Potterisms from Harry Morgan:
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As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
Quote from: PHLBOS on February 20, 2019, 09:30:42 AM
For the M*A*S*H fans out there: Sherman Potterisms from Harry Morgan:
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It's 0600 in the BLESSED A.M.!
Are we still doing phrasing?
"He's dead, Jim."
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 20, 2019, 09:36:24 AM
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
Les: "It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R ... P!! What a sight, ladies and gentlemen, what a sight. The "˜copter seems to be circling the parking area now, I guess it's looking for a place to land. No! Something just came out of the back of the helicopter! It's, uh, a dark object. Perhaps a skydiver. Plummeting to the earth from only two thousand feet in the air. A second, a third! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, this is just terrible! The crowd is running around pushing each other! Oh, my goodness! Oh, the humanity! People are running about! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Honestly, folks I don't know how much longer... the crowd is running for their lives."
Fever: "Les? Les? Les, are you there? Les, isn't there... Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les. Uh, for those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven."
Squiggy of Laverne & Shirley usually w/Lenny: HELLO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGLDZyY6ubA
Quote from: hbelkins on February 20, 2019, 02:09:21 PM
"He's dead, Jim."
You take his wallet and keys, I'll take his tricorder.
Quote from: PHLBOS on February 20, 2019, 02:26:13 PM
Squiggy of Laverne & Shirley usually w/Lenny: HELLO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGLDZyY6ubA
I think my favorite setup to a HELLO! was "You ever seen what potato salad looks like after you leave it out for a few days?"
Whatchu talkin' "˜bout, Willis?
JJ (Jimmie Walker) from Good Times: "DYN-O-MITE!" or "KID (claps hands once) DYN-O-MITE!"
"God'll get you for that." - Maude (Beatrice Arthur) from the series Maude
Phrase from Happy Days from various characters: "SIT ON IT!"
"KISS MY GRITS!" - (usually) Flo (Polly Holliday) of Alice
Schneider (Pat Harrington) from One Day at a Time (the original version)
"Please always remember and don't ever forget..." or "Please don't forget and always remember..."
"Cuff 'em & stuff 'em!" - Sherriff Rosco P. Coltrane (James Best) of Dukes of Hazard
From some cartoons:
"YABBA-DABBA-DOO!" - (usually) Fred Flintstone
"(I'm) Smarter than the average bear." - Yogi Bear
"Jumpin' Jupiter!" and "Ooba-Dooba!" - George Jetson
"Ayyyah! (while usually munching on a carrot) What's Up Doc?" - Bugs Bunny
"You're DESPICABLE!" - Daffy Duck
"Good Grief!" - (usually) Charlie Brown
"Missed it by that much!" - Maxwell Smart (Get Smart)
"Sock it to me! (or ?)" - Various people on Laugh-In
"Jane, you ignorant slut."
"BUT NOOOOOO!"
or how about
"Che-bugga, che-bugga, chebugga!"
(knock, knock, knock) Penny.
(knock, knock, knock) Penny.
(knock, knock, knock) Penny.
Quote from: PHLBOS on February 20, 2019, 04:28:39 PM
"BUT NOOOOOO!"
or how about
"Che-bugga, che-bugga, chebugga!"
It's "Cheezborger, cheezborger, cheezborger, Pepsi, no Coke!"
Quote from: PHLBOS on February 20, 2019, 04:28:39 PM"Che-bugga, che-bugga, chebugga!"
I like the one with Elliot Gould as the Coke salesman who convinces them to switch to Coke and then at the end John Belushi yells COKE COKE COKE! at the confused cook.
Quote from: Hot Rod Hootenanny on February 20, 2019, 03:49:07 PM
"Sock it to me! (or ?)" - Various people on Laugh-In
Including then-President Richard Nixon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKUzxjr651s
Quote from: dlsterner on February 20, 2019, 10:14:45 PM
Quote from: Hot Rod Hootenanny on February 20, 2019, 03:49:07 PM
"Sock it to me! (or ?)" - Various people on Laugh-In
Including then-President Richard Nixon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKUzxjr651s
And they did, eventually ;)
Quote from: hbelkins on February 20, 2019, 02:09:21 PM
"He's dead, Jim."
"I'm a doctor, not a (fill in the blank)"
-bricklayer
- flesh peddler
- coal miner
- mechanic
- physicist
- doorstop (EMH ST: First Contact)
Game shows have their share of these:
"Door number 1, door number 2, or door number 3" -- Monty Hall, Let's Make a Deal
"Is that your final answer?" -- Regis Philbin, Who Wants to be a Millionaire (early days)
"This is Bob Barker saying, have your pets spayed or neutered." -- The Price is Right
And on the news:
"And that's the way it is. (insert date here) I'm Walter Cronkite, this is CBS News, good night."
Good night, Chet
Good night, David
and good night for NBC News
Chet Huntley, David Brinkley
The Huntley Brinkley Report
Quote from: dlsterner on February 20, 2019, 10:14:45 PM
Quote from: Hot Rod Hootenanny on February 20, 2019, 03:49:07 PM
"Sock it to me! (or ?)" - Various people on Laugh-In
Including then-President Richard Nixon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKUzxjr651s
This was during the '68 election campaign. Not after he was elected.
Quote from: Hot Rod Hootenanny on February 20, 2019, 11:29:35 PM
Quote from: dlsterner on February 20, 2019, 10:14:45 PM
Quote from: Hot Rod Hootenanny on February 20, 2019, 03:49:07 PM
"Sock it to me! (or ?)" - Various people on Laugh-In
Including then-President Richard Nixon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKUzxjr651s
This was during the '68 election campaign. Not after he was elected.
True. It's also worth noting that NBC offered Democratic candidate Hubert Humphrey to appear (not necessarily on the same episode as Nixon) on
Laugh In but he turned it down. It was believed that Humphrey thought it was
beneath him to appear on that show.
Quote from: PHLBOS on February 21, 2019, 09:33:57 AM
Quote from: Hot Rod Hootenanny on February 20, 2019, 11:29:35 PM
Quote from: dlsterner on February 20, 2019, 10:14:45 PM
Quote from: Hot Rod Hootenanny on February 20, 2019, 03:49:07 PM
"Sock it to me! (or ?)" - Various people on Laugh-In
Including then-President Richard Nixon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKUzxjr651s
This was during the '68 election campaign. Not after he was elected.
True. It's also worth noting that NBC offered Democratic candidate Hubert Humphrey to appear (not necessarily on the same episode as Nixon) on Laugh In but he turned it down. It was believed that Humphrey thought it was beneath him to appear on that show.
I'm guessing Nixon learned his lesson about the power of television after the 1960 election.
Quote from: US71 on February 20, 2019, 10:28:37 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on February 20, 2019, 02:09:21 PM
"He's dead, Jim."
"I'm a doctor, not a (fill in the blank)"
-bricklayer
- flesh peddler
- coal miner
- mechanic
- physicist
- doorstop (EMH ST: First Contact)
- moon shuttle conductor (McCoy)
- (an) historian (Bashir)
...
Keeping with the Star Trek theme for a moment:
"Live Long and Prosper"
"My mind to your mind. Your thoughts to my thoughts."
"Make it So"
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency"
Good night John-Boy
Book 'em Danno!
GB: "Say goodnight, Gracie."
GA: "Goodnight Gracie."
Quote from: GaryV on February 21, 2019, 09:18:11 PM
GB: "Say goodnight, Gracie."
GA: "Goodnight Gracie."
That is a misnomer. Gracie just said "Goodnight". https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/311200.html
Say Goodnight, Dick
Goodnight Dick.
Verrrrry interesting.
From "Cheers"
How was your day, Norm?
It's a dog eat dog world.....And I'm wearing Milk Bone underware........
Another one from The Honeymooners:
(Norton is teaching Ralph how to play golf) First, you step up and address the ball. (To golf ball) Hello, ball!
Quote from: Big John on February 21, 2019, 09:22:21 PM
Quote from: GaryV on February 21, 2019, 09:18:11 PM
GB: "Say goodnight, Gracie."
GA: "Goodnight Gracie."
That is a misnomer. Gracie just said "Goodnight". https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/311200.html
Too bad the article didn't give the actual origin, then.
Beverly Hillbillies
Jed: Where's the truck?
Jethro: I gone fetched it.
Jed: Well fetch it back.
More from the original Star Trek:
"The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank!" (Scotty)
(From "The Doomsday Machine":
SPOCK: Appropriate, Captain. However, I can't help wondering if there are any more of those weapons wandering around the universe.
KIRK: Well, I certainly hope not. I found one quite sufficient.
Then we have another computer on the fritz that will be "logically" destroyed but not before wiping out the population of a planet and raising Cain on the Enterprise:
NOMAD: You are the creator, the Kirk. The sterilisation procedure against your ship was unnecessary.
KIRK: What sterilisation procedure?
NOMAD: You are the Kirk, the creator. You programmed my function.
MCCOY: Well, I'm not the Kirk. Tell me what your function is.
NOMAD: This is one of your units, creator?
KIRK: Yes, he is.
NOMAD: It functions irrationally.
KIRK: Sometimes, but tell him your function nevertheless.
NOMAD: My function is to probe for biological infestations, to destroy that which is not perfect. I am Nomad.
This series is so loaded with golden dialogue!
Rick
Lucy u got some splaining 2 do!
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
Quote from: Big John on February 21, 2019, 09:22:21 PM
Quote from: GaryV on February 21, 2019, 09:18:11 PM
GB: "Say goodnight, Gracie."
GA: "Goodnight Gracie."
That is a misnomer. Gracie just said "Goodnight". https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/311200.html
The above
as quoted was actually recited in a
M*A*S*H Season 4 episode (titled
"Der Tag") between Hawkeye & BJ.
Exterminate!
"Elizabeth, honey, I'm a-comin' to join you!"
Oh, the pain. The pain
Quote from: Concrete Bob on February 21, 2019, 11:27:28 PM
From "Cheers"
How was your day, Norm?
It's a dog eat dog world.....And I'm wearing Milk Bone underware........
What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
The question isn't "what's going ON Mr. Peterson," it's "what's going IN Mr. Peterson."
To alcohol: the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems.
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Quote from: Concrete Bob on February 21, 2019, 11:27:28 PM
From "Cheers"
How was your day, Norm?
It's a dog eat dog world.....And I'm wearing Milk Bone underware........
What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
The question isn't "what's going ON Mr. Peterson," it's "what's going IN Mr. Peterson."
"How's life treating you, Mr. Peterson?"
"Pour."
"Really, what happened?"
"No, POUR!" (using hand gesture)
Quote from: CtrlAltDel on February 22, 2019, 12:23:02 PM
To alcohol: the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems.
[annoyed grunt]
Who can complete it first?
Woody: Jack Frost nipping at your nose, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: ________
Quote from: Jim on February 22, 2019, 02:13:44 PM
Who can complete it first?
Woody: Jack Frost nipping at your nose, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: ________
Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?
The Brady Bunch
Marcia: "OHHH my NOSE!!"
Jan: "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia"
Cindy: "He's better than a doctor. He's Santa Claus"
Greg: "I wanna talk man-to-man. And I don't mean "kid-to-man" man-to-man, but "man-to-man" man-to-man.
Peter: "WOWWWWWW!"
Bobby: "Mom always said, 'Don't play ball in the house.'"
Quote from: US71 on February 22, 2019, 11:12:17 AM
Oh, the pain. The pain
"Never fear, Smith is here!"
"WARNING! WARNING! DANGER! DANGER!"
"That does
not compute!"
Of course, who can forget Dr. Smith's infamous scream...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSjUL2j-Gnw
Good news, everyone!
Quote from: nexus73 on February 22, 2019, 12:19:34 AM
More from the original Star Trek:
...
This series is so loaded with golden dialogue!
"Fascinating!" - Mr. Spock
IMHO, the best spin on the above Spock one-liner was in
The Trouble with Tribbles episode dialogue between Spock & McCoy.
Note: the below is paraphrased.
McCoy (to Spock): Please, don't tell me that it's
fascinating.
Spock: No, but it is...
interesting." (McCoy's eyes roll up)
Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 02:53:15 PM
Good news, everyone!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! Good night!
But first, remove the fuse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcaWQZlPXgQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcaWQZlPXgQ)
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 22, 2019, 03:21:45 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 02:53:15 PM
Good news, everyone!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! Good night!
" Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how to say the letter that looks like a little man wearing a hat."
"It's a T. It goes tuh."
"Hello, little man. I will DESTROY YOU!"
Quote from: PHLBOS on February 22, 2019, 03:03:00 PM
Quote from: nexus73 on February 22, 2019, 12:19:34 AM
More from the original Star Trek:
...
This series is so loaded with golden dialogue!
"Fascinating!" - Mr. Spock
IMHO, the best spin on the above Spock one-liner was in The Trouble with Tribbles episode dialogue between Spock & McCoy.
Note: the below is paraphrased.
McCoy (to Spock): Please, don't tell me that it's fascinating.
Spock: No, but it is... interesting." (McCoy's eyes roll up)
There was some dialogue on one episode where Spock explained the difference between Fascinating and Interesting.
Sorry about that, Chief.
Missed it by that much.
SNL Church Lady:
Well, Isn't that special!
SATAN
... convenient
(Homer runs over a statue of a deer)
Homer: D'OH
Lisa: a deer
Marge: a female deer
De plane, de plane!
Who loves ya, baby?
Your mission, should you choose to accept it ... This tape will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
You're fired!
Up your nose with a rubber hose.
<Raising hand> OOOOH!!! OOOOH!! OOOOH!!
Stifle (yourself) or Dummy up
You are a Meathead. Dead from the neck up. Meat head.
Golllleee
Aaaaaaaa!!
Quote from: US71 on February 22, 2019, 10:11:33 PM
Quote from: PHLBOS on February 22, 2019, 03:03:00 PM
Quote from: nexus73 on February 22, 2019, 12:19:34 AM
More from the original Star Trek:
...
This series is so loaded with golden dialogue!
"Fascinating!" - Mr. Spock
IMHO, the best spin on the above Spock one-liner was in The Trouble with Tribbles episode dialogue between Spock & McCoy.
Note: the below is paraphrased.
McCoy (to Spock): Please, don't tell me that it's fascinating.
Spock: No, but it is... interesting." (McCoy's eyes roll up)
There was some dialogue on one episode where Spock explained the difference between Fascinating and Interesting.
That would be "The Squire of Gothos" : " 'Fascinating' is a word I reserve for the unexpected. In this case I should think 'interesting' would suffice."
Splendid chaps (fellows), all of them (you)
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
from Hogan's Heroes:
"I know nothing! Nothing!"
"What is this man doing here?!!"
[Scene: Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lab. The crew return from the nebula. Leela holds a large bottle of the particles.]
Leela: Here you go. Hot off the nebula.
Farnsworth: None too soon. While you were gone the Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker.
"Gilligan!!"
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Good news, everyone!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! Good night!
" Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how to say the letter that looks like a little man wearing a hat."
"It's a T. It goes tuh."
"Hello, little man. I will DESTROY YOU!"
" How's the family, Morbo?"
"Numerous and belligerent"
Quote from: SSOWorld on February 23, 2019, 09:54:02 AM
I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
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Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 02:53:15 PM
Good news, everyone!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! Good night!
" Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how to say the letter that looks like a little man wearing a hat."
"It's a T. It goes tuh."
"Hello, little man. I will DESTROY YOU!"
" How's the family, Morbo?"
"Numerous and belligerent"
"Fry crack corn, and he don't care/Leela crack corn, and she don't care/Bender crack corn, and he is great.../Take that, you stupid corn!" (Futurama, the Broken Robot episode)
To be honest, this whole thread is "fun on a bun" -
and for those of you who don't like it: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Back To School Movie
Thornton Mellon: What's a widget?
Professor Barbay: It does not matter, just a fictional product for the purpose of this excercise.
Dianne Turner: I am sorry I have class again.
Thornton Mellon: Tell you what, give me a call when you have no class.
Thornton Mellon (Breaking the Fourth Wall): Good teacher he really seems to care (then looking up at the ceiling) about what I have no idea.
Quote from: lepidopteran on February 20, 2019, 10:47:44 PM"Is that your final answer?" -- Regis Philbin, Who Wants to be a Millionaire (early days)
In a direct copy of Chris Tarrant in the original UK version...
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Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 02:53:15 PM
Good news, everyone!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! Good night!
" Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how to say the letter that looks like a little man wearing a hat."
"It's a T. It goes tuh."
"Hello, little man. I will DESTROY YOU!"
" How's the family, Morbo?"
"Numerous and belligerent"
"Fry crack corn, and he don't care/Leela crack corn, and she don't care/Bender crack corn, and he is great.../Take that, you stupid corn!" (Futurama, the Broken Robot episode)
To be honest, this whole thread is "fun on a bun" -
and for those of you who don't like it: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Atlanta was so much more than a Delta hub, y'all!
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Good news, everyone!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! Good night!
" Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how to say the letter that looks like a little man wearing a hat."
"It's a T. It goes tuh."
"Hello, little man. I will DESTROY YOU!"
" How's the family, Morbo?"
"Numerous and belligerent"
"Fry crack corn, and he don't care/Leela crack corn, and she don't care/Bender crack corn, and he is great.../Take that, you stupid corn!" (Futurama, the Broken Robot episode)
To be honest, this whole thread is "fun on a bun" -
and for those of you who don't like it: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Atlanta was so much more than a Delta hub, y'all!
Why not Zoidberg?
HUNTER (from the '80's show of the same name): "Works for me!"
SLEDGE HAMMER (from that show, essentially a Hunter spoof): "Trust me....I know what I'm doing!"
Tom (yes, from Tom and Jerry): "eeeee....YAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Butch (from Droopy): TIM...(crash) BERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Maxwell Smart: "Would you believe", "ANNNNNNNNNNNND Loving it"
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Good news, everyone!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! Good night!
" Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how to say the letter that looks like a little man wearing a hat."
"It's a T. It goes tuh."
"Hello, little man. I will DESTROY YOU!"
" How's the family, Morbo?"
"Numerous and belligerent"
"Fry crack corn, and he don't care/Leela crack corn, and she don't care/Bender crack corn, and he is great.../Take that, you stupid corn!" (Futurama, the Broken Robot episode)
To be honest, this whole thread is "fun on a bun" -
and for those of you who don't like it: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Atlanta was so much more than a Delta hub, y'all!
Why not Zoidberg?
Sure, they have the Braves, but the symphony is fifth-rate!
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Good news, everyone!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! Good night!
" Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how to say the letter that looks like a little man wearing a hat."
"It's a T. It goes tuh."
"Hello, little man. I will DESTROY YOU!"
" How's the family, Morbo?"
"Numerous and belligerent"
"Fry crack corn, and he don't care/Leela crack corn, and she don't care/Bender crack corn, and he is great.../Take that, you stupid corn!" (Futurama, the Broken Robot episode)
To be honest, this whole thread is "fun on a bun" -
and for those of you who don't like it: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Atlanta was so much more than a Delta hub, y'all!
Why not Zoidberg?
Sure, they have the Braves, but the symphony is fifth-rate!
Z: My home! It burned down! How could this have happened?
Hermes: That's actually a really good question.
Bender: So that's where I left my cigar.
Hermes: That just raises further questions!
Fry: Fear not. I shall assist ye.
Hermes: Robots don't say "ye"!
Fry: Relax, mammal. My robotic software shall meet your calculatory needs. What is the meaning of this symbol?
Hermes: That's a plus sign, ya pointy-haired loony! Quit thinking you're a robot!
Fry: I'll show ye...
I'm quite happy with turning this into a Futurama thread
Quote from: kurumi on February 25, 2019, 11:57:42 AM
Fry: Fear not. I shall assist ye.
Hermes: Robots don't say "ye"!
Fry: Relax, mammal. My robotic software shall meet your calculatory needs. What is the meaning of this symbol?
Hermes: That's a plus sign, ya pointy-haired loony! Quit thinking you're a robot!
Fry: I'll show ye...
I'm quite happy with turning this into a Futurama thread
Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap!
Hi, I'm Larry; this is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl.
From the SNL "Delicious Dish" (send-up of bland NPR shows) segment, Christmas 1998:
ALEC BALDWIN as guest Pete Schwetty: "No one can resist my Schwetty balls"
ANA GASTEYER (show host): "Mmmm.....balls!"
This was the very last -- and arguably the only truly funny one -- of that particular recurring sketch.
Quote from: sparker on February 25, 2019, 02:11:11 PM
From the SNL "Delicious Dish" (send-up of bland NPR shows) segment, Christmas 1998:
ALEC BALDWIN as guest Pete Schwetty: "No one can resist my Schwetty balls"
ANA GASTEYER (show host): "Mmmm.....balls!"
This was the very last -- and arguably the only truly funny one -- of that particular recurring sketch.
It wasn't - there was a follow-up featuring Pete Schweddy's hot dogs (Schwedddy Wiener) and then one with Betty White and her muffin that I've never actually watched.
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 23, 2019, 07:39:13 PM
Quote from: SSOWorld on February 23, 2019, 09:54:02 AM
I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
Generalissimo, now there is an interesting rank. During World War II we had Field Marshals, Air Marshals, Grand Admirals and in the US, 5-star admirals and generals. These were ranks that commanded in one service branch. Generalissimo was a rank which commanded across the board (army, navy, air force) and there were two of note. Franco of Spain, which remained neutral although pro-Axis, held the rank and was that nation's leader was one. The other was Chiang Kai-Shek, leader of the Republic of China, which was on the Allied side. Despite their geographical distance and being on opposite sides of the Axis vs Allies conflict, they both sprang from political parties called the Nationalists with the Chinese name being also well-known at the time, Kuomintang.
Today in the US military, joint operations and joint commands are prominent but we do not have anyone who holds the rank of generalissimo let alone 5-star general although the definition of generalissimo would apply to those who hold authority over joint commands.
Rick
Steve Urkel of Family Matters: Did I do that? (In his famous nasal like voice)
Ralph Kramden of the Honeymooners to Ed Norton: (Norton fooling around with the pool stick instead of shooting the ball) Come on! (Saying it loud and slapping Norton on the back)
Another Honeymooner Scene Ralph to Alice:
Ralph: Is that the reason why you think I won't buy you a TV set cause you think I am cheap?
Alice: Yes
Ralph: Well it so happens that is not the reason why I won't buy you a TV.
Alice: What is the reason?
Ralph: The Reason. You want to know the reason?
Alice: Yes
Ralph: The reason?
(Brief pause as Ralph can't think of another reason)
Ralph: Oh I'll tell you what it is......I'll tell you what it is......The reason is I am waiting for 3D TV.
Ralph again upset at Norton.
Ralph: OUT!
Norton: I take back the job offer I gave you to work in the sewer with me. Besides you wouldn't even fit through the manhole.
Ralph: GET OUT!!!!
https://youtu.be/Q4I8kC5VKzU
https://youtu.be/Tam7KO4qhUI
https://youtu.be/3d5zhv2TDag
https://youtu.be/YQwYNca4iog
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 25, 2019, 02:26:45 PM
Quote from: sparker on February 25, 2019, 02:11:11 PM
From the SNL "Delicious Dish" (send-up of bland NPR shows) segment, Christmas 1998:
ALEC BALDWIN as guest Pete Schwetty: "No one can resist my Schwetty balls"
ANA GASTEYER (show host): "Mmmm.....balls!"
This was the very last -- and arguably the only truly funny one -- of that particular recurring sketch.
It wasn't - there was a follow-up featuring Pete Schweddy's hot dogs (Schwedddy Wiener) and then one with Betty White and her muffin that I've never actually watched.
My bad -- I'd heard that "Schweddy Balls" was the last NPR sketch -- I missed most of the next 2 seasons because of reprioritizations (family issues + working on dissertation). I'll have to go "on demand" and look for those episodes. Thanks for the prompt!
Muffin, go to @:00 mark https://vimeo.com/24423906
Quote from: Big John on February 26, 2019, 12:15:01 AM
Muffin, go to @:00 mark https://vimeo.com/24423906
Just watched the "Schwetty Weiner" sketch for the first time -- although pretty much "more of the same" regarding content, it's still funny and worth watching -- even if Rachel Dratch had replaced Molly Shannon by that time:
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-delicious-dish/n11456
On Home Improvement the famous quote by Al was when Tim told a sour joke, to say "I don't think so, Tim."
Quote from: roadman65 on February 26, 2019, 01:38:16 PM
On Home Improvement the famous quote by Al was when Tim told a sour joke, to say "I don't think so, Tim."
"How do you...spell that?" was a catchphrase from the first season or two.
Hi-de-ho, good neighbor.
On Married With Children when Peg was horny.
Al Bundy's response: Do I have to? Or also common to get out of sleeping with his wife was: Not now, Peg!
One time when Al accidentally saw Marcy naked: Peg! I'm Blind!
Who can forget when Jerry's (well one of his many dates) girlfriend saw George Castanza nude.
Girl: (Laughing at his tiny weiner)
George: I just got out of the pool!
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Who can forget when Jerry's (well one of his many dates) girlfriend saw George Castanza nude.
Girl: (Laughing at his tiny weiner)
George: I just got out of the pool!
"There's
shrinkage!"
1966 Batman got its shares of quotes.
"To the Bat-cave!"
And the narrator at the end of a cliffhanger "Tune in Tomorrow! Same Bat-time! Same Bat-channel!"
Quote from: Stephane Dumas on March 03, 2019, 09:26:10 AM
1966 Batman got its shares of quotes.
"To the Bat-cave!"
And the narrator at the end of a cliffhanger "Tune in Tomorrow! Same Bat-time! Same Bat-channel!"
William Dozier, who was also the executive producer.
Frasier: "At Cornell University, they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons, you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. ... If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem."
"Would you like a jelly baby?"
Quote from: CtrlAltDel on March 07, 2019, 12:59:47 AM
Frasier: "At Cornell University, they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons, you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. ... If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem."
The Cranes of Maine have got your Living Brain!
Hello, Jerry!
Hello, Newman.
"There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!"
Quote from: CtrlAltDel on March 07, 2019, 12:59:47 AMFrasier
"I'm listening..."
Quote from: Henry on March 07, 2019, 10:21:41 AM
Hello, Jerry!
Hello, Newman.
More like
Hello Newman.
Quote from: US71 on March 07, 2019, 10:34:00 AM
"There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!"
"... makes me very angry... very angry indeed."
Quote from: Henry on March 07, 2019, 10:21:41 AM
Hello, Jerry!
Hello, Newman.
My favorite one of those is the one Jerry's mom directs at Newman.
"There's an old Polish proverb that says...." -- Banacek
"(Just) One More Thing." -- Columbo
"And now we are so happy, WE DO THE DANCE OF JOY!!!"
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a frog.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!
Quote from: GaryV on March 07, 2019, 03:50:49 PM
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a frog.
-
A frog?
-Not plane nor bird nor even frog. It's just little ol' me (crashes into something)
heh-heh-heh, Underdog.Quote from: GaryV on March 07, 2019, 03:50:49 PM
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!
-
When (either Polly's or the World's)
in trouble; I am not slow. It's hip-hip-hip and away I go! (takes off)
"I am too....stupid....to....live!"
Rebecca Howe (Kirstie Alley) upon discovering that her zillionaire boyfriend had been using her work computer to spy on the company she worked for, on the 7th season of Cheers.
Dallas S2 Bobby Ewing exposes JR mortgaging the Southfork Ranch.
Jock angrily to JR: Why the hell didn't you discuss this with me first? How the hell did you involve Southfork in this?
That scene is classic as Jock was really pissed at what JR had done. You did not see Jock pissed at JR much until he secretly mortgaged the family ranch.
Before that was also good when Bobby almost beat the shit out of JR when he refused to talk to him. Then he grabbed him to shove his face in the record showing he put a lien on Southfork was also great. I have to say the best seasons were when Jim Davis was alive. The show went downhill after Davis died, but you cannot have it all.
DAMMIT, JIM
EEEEEXCELLENT
D'OH
"Bart, you're not in Sunday school any more, stop swearing!"
NORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Full House
Dave: "Cut. It. Out"
Uncle Jessie: "Have mercy!"
SNL
Matt Foley: "Well whoop de frickin do!"
"Well la de frickin da!"
"Eating nothing but government cheese..."
"Living in a van down by the river!"
Home Improvement
Tim: "MORE power!"
"Grunt..." [repeated several times]
The Simpsons
Bart: "Eat my shorts"
"Don't have a cow, man!"
Homer: "Check and mate. Now king me!"
Loony Tunes
Bugs Bunny: "I must have missed that last turn at Albuquerque"
Quote from: OracleUsr on March 07, 2019, 11:38:46 PM
DAMMIT, JIM
This is one of those misquotes ("Beam me up, Scotty" is also one of these) - 1960s TV standards generally avoided any cussing, mild or otherwise. The word "hell" though did appear in a couple episodes, notably "City on the Edge of Forever" .
The films were much more liberal with cussing, particularly IV where it was a running point of humor.
Quote from: TheHighwayMan394 on March 08, 2019, 01:32:54 AMThis is one of those misquotes ("Beam me up, Scotty" is also one of these)
So is "just the facts, ma'am"
Quote from: abefroman329 on March 08, 2019, 09:28:48 AM
Quote from: TheHighwayMan394 on March 08, 2019, 01:32:54 AMThis is one of those misquotes ("Beam me up, Scotty" is also one of these)
So is "just the facts, ma'am"
Here's a couple that are
actually in the
Dragnet series.
"
This is the city... Los Angeles, California."
"... my name is Friday"
Quote from: PHLBOS on March 08, 2019, 09:39:10 AM
Quote from: abefroman329 on March 08, 2019, 09:28:48 AM
Quote from: TheHighwayMan394 on March 08, 2019, 01:32:54 AMThis is one of those misquotes ("Beam me up, Scotty" is also one of these)
So is "just the facts, ma'am"
Here's a couple that are actually in the Dragnet series.
"This is the city... Los Angeles, California."
"... my name is Friday"
Yes, along with "I work here. I carry a badge."
Quote from: abefroman329 on March 08, 2019, 10:17:18 AM
Quote from: PHLBOS on March 08, 2019, 09:39:10 AM
Quote from: abefroman329 on March 08, 2019, 09:28:48 AM
Quote from: TheHighwayMan394 on March 08, 2019, 01:32:54 AMThis is one of those misquotes ("Beam me up, Scotty" is also one of these)
So is "just the facts, ma'am"
Here's a couple that are actually in the Dragnet series.
"This is the city... Los Angeles, California."
"... my name is Friday"
Yes, along with "I work here. I carry a badge."
"The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent." (in the 1967 series, the voice was George Fenneman)
The story you are about to see is a fib, but it's short.
I yam what I yam.
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Now this will really date me:
"Open Channel 'D'".............Man from U.N.C.L.E. communications command.
https://youtu.be/YjQ1xD6UL-4
https://youtu.be/Su4nQR9I9Wg
"Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings at a single bound!"
It's a word, it's a plan...it's LETTERMAN
And it would be improper not to include another famous quote from the same show
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS
Heeeeeeeeeeerrre's Johnny (Ed McMahon)
Quote from: PHLBOS on February 20, 2019, 09:30:42 AM
For the M*A*S*H fans out there: Sherman Potterisms from Harry Morgan:
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/41/61/cc/4161cc76a44a260ae3a85e7260748d92.jpg)
Potter may have uttered Great Caeser's Ghost, but it was Editor Perry (don't call me Chief) White in the old
Superman series that made the phrase famous.
When the narrator in The Fugitive, The FBI, The Invaders, Cannon, Dan August, Banyon, Streets of San Francisco and Barnaby Jones: "A Quinn Martin Production....Tonight's Episode:...".
Quote from: Stephane Dumas on March 12, 2019, 09:20:23 AM
When the narrator in The Fugitive, The FBI, The Invaders, Cannon, Dan August, Banyon, Streets of San Francisco and Barnaby Jones: "A Quinn Martin Production....Tonight's Episode:...".
Satirized on Police Squad! (the voiceover never matched the title card).
Quote from: abefroman329 on March 12, 2019, 09:48:58 AM
Quote from: Stephane Dumas on March 12, 2019, 09:20:23 AM
When the narrator in The Fugitive, The FBI, The Invaders, Cannon, Dan August, Banyon, Streets of San Francisco and Barnaby Jones: "A Quinn Martin Production....Tonight's Episode:...".
Satirized on Police Squad! (the voiceover never matched the title card).
Hank Simms (who also did Police Squad)
"Please don't squeeze the Charmin"
Tommy Smothers (to younger brother Dick) on the late lamented "Smothers Comedy Brothers Hour":
"Mom always liked you best!"
"No brag just fact" from the Guns of Will Sonnett which ran from 1967-69 & starred Walter Brennan. He also starred in The Real Mc Coys 1957-63. I can't recall a character quote from TRMC.
"In a world..." Don LaFontaine , movie trailer announcer
Rodney Dangerfield to the woman professor he asked out in Back to School:
Give me a call when you got no class.
Quote from: Stephane Dumas on March 12, 2019, 09:20:23 AM
When the narrator in The Fugitive, The FBI, The Invaders, Cannon, Dan August, Banyon, Streets of San Francisco and Barnaby Jones: "A Quinn Martin Production....Tonight's Episode:...".
Fun fact: The star of Cannon, William Conrad, was the narrator for Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Quote from: roadman on March 21, 2019, 01:44:52 PM
Quote from: Stephane Dumas on March 12, 2019, 09:20:23 AM
When the narrator in The Fugitive, The FBI, The Invaders, Cannon, Dan August, Banyon, Streets of San Francisco and Barnaby Jones: "A Quinn Martin Production....Tonight's Episode:...".
Fun fact: The star of Cannon, William Conrad, was the narrator for Rocky and Bullwinkle.
and the original Matt Dillon when Gunsmoke was on the radio ;)
Quote from: Brandon on February 20, 2019, 05:35:39 PM
Quote from: PHLBOS on February 20, 2019, 04:28:39 PM
"BUT NOOOOOO!"
or how about
"Che-bugga, che-bugga, chebugga!"
It's "Cheezborger, cheezborger, cheezborger, Pepsi, no Coke no Coke, Pepsi!"
FIFY.
Except for the end of one skit, when a Coke salesman (played by Walter Matthau) convinces John Belushi to switch. Belushi agrees, so the last line of the skit is "No Pepsi. Coke."
Shazam! Shazam! Shazam! Also: Well GOOOLLLLLLLLY."
"Oh my giddy aunt"
"Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow"
"Fantastic"
"Allons-y"
"Geronimo" (also bowties/fezzes/stersons are cool)
https://youtu.be/lpDdQaS73eM
https://youtu.be/uLa3BMvKeEk
https://youtu.be/GMpQMjyOATE
https://youtu.be/Mos7eiloZ9g
(NSFW, this one)
https://youtu.be/J41dx1mUhFk
Quote from: roadman on March 21, 2019, 02:45:52 PM
Shazam! Shazam! Shazam! Also: Well GOOOLLLLLLLLY."
It's a shame Billy Batson can't watch Gomer Pyle reruns ;)
B: "Hey Rocky -- watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"
R: "Again? That trick never works!"
B: "This time for sure!"
and after random item not a rabbit pulled from hat -- most common response:
B: "Oops! Wrong hat."
................obviously a recurring scene from The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle....................
Quote from: sparker on March 22, 2019, 02:01:09 AM
B: "Hey Rocky -- watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"
R: "Again? That trick never works!"
B: "This time for sure!"
and after random item not a rabbit pulled from hat -- most common response:
B: "Oops! Wrong hat."
................obviously a recurring scene from The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle....................
Actually, Bullwinkle had a different response for every animal that came out of the hat. For the bear "Wrong hat" (no oops), for the rhino "Ooh, I don't know my own strength", for the tiger "I take a seven and a half", for the lion "I gotta get another hat", and lastly (when he pulls Rocky out of the hat), "Well, I'm getting close." Rocky's response to this was usually "And now, here's something you'll really like", except when he was pulled out of the hat, when he would say "And now it's time for another special feature."
Also, there were two versions of the "bear from the hat" routine. One had a red background and ended with Rocky saying "And now it's time to meet Mr. Peabody.", the other was the standard blue background with Rocky making the standard response at the end.
As for other R&B recurring quotes: "It's not the Canadian way" was always uttered at some point during a Dudley DoRight episode. "I forget how to make a 'B'" or "But how do you make the 'B'" was another one uttered at some point during some Adventures segment. And let's not forget the "Now there's something you don't see everyday Chauncy. What's that Edgar?" dialogue that would show up at random and unexpected times during the show.
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Yes, Roadman has been a lifelong fan of all things Jay Ward, and is not ashamed to admit it
Some more 60s cartoons
From Klondike Kat:
- Savoir-Faire is everywhere!
- I'll make mincemeat out of that mouse!
- Klondike Kat always gets his mouse.
In one particular episode, a reply from his boss Major Minor following the previous quote
- And sometimes, he gets his Major.
From Tennessee Tuxedo (voiced by Don Adams):
- Tennessee Tuxedo will not fail.
- Phineas J. Whoopee, you're the greatest (sometimes followed by... thanks a million!)
From Go Go Gophers:
Sergeant Oakey Homa: Begging the Colonel's pardon.
Col. Kit Coyote (following Ruffled Feathers' gibberish): What did he say?
Running Board: Him say....
Bazinga!
Quote from: roadman on March 22, 2019, 09:34:29 AM
Quote from: sparker on March 22, 2019, 02:01:09 AM
B: "Hey Rocky -- watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"
R: "Again? That trick never works!"
B: "This time for sure!"
and after random item not a rabbit pulled from hat -- most common response:
B: "Oops! Wrong hat."
................obviously a recurring scene from The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle....................
Actually, Bullwinkle had a different response for every animal that came out of the hat. For the bear "Wrong hat" (no oops), for the rhino "Ooh, I don't know my own strength", for the tiger "I take a seven and a half", for the lion "I gotta get another hat", and lastly (when he pulls Rocky out of the hat), "Well, I'm getting close." Rocky's response to this was usually "And now, here's something you'll really like", except when he was pulled out of the hat, when he would say "And now it's time for another special feature."
Also, there were two versions of the "bear from the hat" routine. One had a red background and ended with Rocky saying "And now it's time to meet Mr. Peabody.", the other was the standard blue background with Rocky making the standard response at the end.
As for other R&B recurring quotes: "It's not the Canadian way" was always uttered at some point during a Dudley DoRight episode. "I forget how to make a 'B'" or "But how do you make the 'B'" was another one uttered at some point during an Adventures segment.
Yes, Roadman has been a lifelong fan of all things Jay Ward, and is not ashamed to admit it
Same here -- but I was a bit late to that particular party. Got into it in college (1967-72); and was more often than not consuming brewskies or indulging in what passed for weed in those days (stems & pieces!) -- or both while watching TV -- so my precise memories are probably a bit skewed. But Ward was indeed ahead of his time, toggling his content between kids and adults with ease (how many 10-year-olds can appreciate the significance of
Boris Badenov [cf. Gudenov]?).
However, I have a slightly better recollection of a non-TV humorous comic series of the time: Gilbert Shelton's
Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. Always surprised no one did an animated feature based on those characters' antics!
Quote from: roadman on March 22, 2019, 12:35:10 PM
Quote from: PHLBOS on March 22, 2019, 10:17:13 AMFrom Go Go Gophers:
Sergeant Oakey Homa: Begging the Colonel's pardon.
Col. Kit Coyote (following Ruffled Feathers' gibberish): What did he say? What did he say?
Running Board: Him say....
Clarified it for you.
Most of the episodes I saw, the Col. only asked that
once.
See 2:30 in this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MbaAfHIa2A
Another older cartoon quote/sound. I don't dare even attempt to type out this one. :sombrero:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_IDGrKZ0Rs
Quote from: PHLBOS on March 22, 2019, 05:03:01 PM
Quote from: roadman on March 22, 2019, 12:35:10 PM
Quote from: PHLBOS on March 22, 2019, 10:17:13 AMFrom Go Go Gophers:
Sergeant Oakey Homa: Begging the Colonel's pardon.
Col. Kit Coyote (following Ruffled Feathers' gibberish): What did he say? What did he say?
Running Board: Him say....
Clarified it for you.
Most of the episodes I saw, the Col. only asked that once.
See 2:30 in this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MbaAfHIa2A
Another older cartoon quote/sound. I don't dare even attempt to type out this one. :sombrero:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_IDGrKZ0Rs
You are correct. Have deleted my original post.
Fun Fact: Woody Woodpecker's laugh was originally created (and voiced) by Mel Blanc.
Quote from: roadman65 on March 02, 2019, 10:18:31 PM
On Married With Children when Peg was horny.
Al Bundy's response: Do I have to? Or also common to get out of sleeping with his wife was: Not now, Peg!
One time when Al accidentally saw Marcy naked: Peg! I'm Blind!
Who can forget when Jerry's (well one of his many dates) girlfriend saw George Costanza nude.
Girl: (Laughing at his tiny wiener)
George: I just got out of the pool!
Sheesh, 99 responses before we got a single reference to Seinfeld. Well, let's see. . .where to begin. . .
Sponge worthy
You're sooooo good looking (used in place of Gesundheit)
No soup for you!
Man hands
Close talker
Low talker
That's enough for now, I think.
Quote from: Paulinator66 on March 25, 2019, 04:42:39 PM
Quote from: roadman65 on March 02, 2019, 10:18:31 PM
On Married With Children when Peg was horny.
Al Bundy's response: Do I have to? Or also common to get out of sleeping with his wife was: Not now, Peg!
One time when Al accidentally saw Marcy naked: Peg! I'm Blind!
Who can forget when Jerry's (well one of his many dates) girlfriend saw George Costanza nude.
Girl: (Laughing at his tiny wiener)
George: I just got out of the pool!
Sheesh, 99 responses before we got a single reference to Seinfeld. Well, let's see. . .where to begin. . .
Sponge worthy
You're sooooo good looking (used in place of Gesundheit)
No soup for you!
Man hands
Close talker
Low talker
That's enough for now, I think.
Close talker became a Moe's Southwest Grill menu option.
Quote from: kevinb1994 on March 25, 2019, 09:02:06 PM
Quote from: Paulinator66 on March 25, 2019, 04:42:39 PM
Quote from: roadman65 on March 02, 2019, 10:18:31 PM
On Married With Children when Peg was horny.
Al Bundy's response: Do I have to? Or also common to get out of sleeping with his wife was: Not now, Peg!
One time when Al accidentally saw Marcy naked: Peg! I'm Blind!
Who can forget when Jerry's (well one of his many dates) girlfriend saw George Costanza nude.
Girl: (Laughing at his tiny wiener)
George: I just got out of the pool!
Sheesh, 99 responses before we got a single reference to Seinfeld. Well, let's see. . .where to begin. . .
Sponge worthy
You're sooooo good looking (used in place of Gesundheit)
No soup for you!
Man hands
Close talker
Low talker
That's enough for now, I think.
Close talker became a Moe's Southwest Grill menu option.
Along with John Coctostan and the Triple Lindy.
Quote from: abefroman329 on March 25, 2019, 09:03:55 PM
Quote from: kevinb1994 on March 25, 2019, 09:02:06 PM
Quote from: Paulinator66 on March 25, 2019, 04:42:39 PM
Quote from: roadman65 on March 02, 2019, 10:18:31 PM
On Married With Children when Peg was horny.
Al Bundy's response: Do I have to? Or also common to get out of sleeping with his wife was: Not now, Peg!
One time when Al accidentally saw Marcy naked: Peg! I'm Blind!
Who can forget when Jerry's (well one of his many dates) girlfriend saw George Costanza nude.
Girl: (Laughing at his tiny wiener)
George: I just got out of the pool!
Sheesh, 99 responses before we got a single reference to Seinfeld. Well, let's see. . .where to begin. . .
Sponge worthy
You're sooooo good looking (used in place of Gesundheit)
No soup for you!
Man hands
Close talker
Low talker
That's enough for now, I think.
Close talker became a Moe's Southwest Grill menu option.
Along with John Coctostan and the Triple Lindy.
That's right.
^^^^^^^
Shame that the food there is terrible.
Quote from: abefroman329 on March 26, 2019, 09:29:27 AM
^^^^^^^
Shame that the food there is terrible.
It's not bad, but avoid the vegan/vegetarian options at all cost. Blech.