Famous TV character quotes

[sparker]

B:  "Hey Rocky -- watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"

R: "Again?  That trick never works!"

B:  "This time for sure!"

and after random item not a rabbit pulled from hat -- most common response:

B:  "Oops!  Wrong hat."

................obviously a recurring scene from The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle....................

Actually, Bullwinkle had a different response for every animal that came out of the hat.  For the bear "Wrong hat" (no oops), for the rhino "Ooh, I don't know my own strength", for the tiger "I take a seven and a half", for the lion "I gotta get another hat", and lastly (when he pulls Rocky out of the hat), "Well, I'm getting close."  Rocky's response to this was usually "And now, here's something you'll really like", except when he was pulled out of the hat, when he would say "And now it's time for another special feature."

Also, there were two versions of the "bear from the hat" routine.  One had a red background and ended with Rocky saying "And now it's time to meet Mr. Peabody.", the other was the standard blue background with Rocky making the standard response at the end.

As for other R&B recurring quotes: "It's not the Canadian way" was always uttered at some point during a Dudley DoRight episode.  "I forget how to make a 'B'" or "But how do you make the 'B'" was another one uttered at some point during an Adventures segment.

Yes, Roadman has been a lifelong fan of all things Jay Ward, and is not ashamed to admit it

Same here -- but I was a bit late to that particular party.  Got into it in college (1967-72); and was more often than not consuming brewskies or indulging in what passed for weed in those days (stems & pieces!) -- or both while watching TV -- so my precise memories are probably a bit skewed.  But Ward was indeed ahead of his time, toggling his content between kids and adults with ease (how many 10-year-olds can appreciate the significance of Boris Badenov [cf. Gudenov]?).

However, I have a slightly better recollection of a non-TV humorous comic series of the time: Gilbert Shelton's Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.  Always surprised no one did an animated feature based on those characters' antics!

[PHLBOS]

From Go Go Gophers:

Sergeant Oakey Homa: Begging the Colonel's pardon.

Col. Kit Coyote (following Ruffled Feathers' gibberish): What did he say? What did he say?

Running Board: Him say....

Clarified it for you.

Most of the episodes I saw, the Col. only asked that once.
See 2:30 in this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MbaAfHIa2A

Another older cartoon quote/sound.  I don't dare even attempt to type out this one. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_IDGrKZ0Rs

[roadman]

From Go Go Gophers:

Sergeant Oakey Homa: Begging the Colonel's pardon.

Col. Kit Coyote (following Ruffled Feathers' gibberish): What did he say? What did he say?

Running Board: Him say....

Clarified it for you.

Most of the episodes I saw, the Col. only asked that once.
See 2:30 in this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MbaAfHIa2A

Another older cartoon quote/sound.  I don't dare even attempt to type out this one. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_IDGrKZ0Rs

You are correct.  Have deleted my original post.

Fun Fact:  Woody Woodpecker's laugh was originally created (and voiced) by Mel Blanc.

[Paulinator66]

On Married With Children when Peg was horny.

Al Bundy's response: Do I have to?  Or also common to get out of sleeping with his wife was: Not now, Peg!

One time when Al accidentally saw Marcy naked: Peg!  I'm Blind!

Who can forget when Jerry's (well one of his many dates) girlfriend saw George Costanza nude.
       Girl: (Laughing at his tiny wiener)
       George: I just got out of the pool!

Sheesh, 99 responses before we got a single reference to Seinfeld.  Well, let's see. . .where to begin. . .

Sponge worthy
You're sooooo good looking (used in place of Gesundheit)
No soup for you!
Man hands
Close talker
Low talker

That's enough for now, I think.

[kevinb1994]

On Married With Children when Peg was horny.

Al Bundy's response: Do I have to?  Or also common to get out of sleeping with his wife was: Not now, Peg!

One time when Al accidentally saw Marcy naked: Peg!  I'm Blind!

Who can forget when Jerry's (well one of his many dates) girlfriend saw George Costanza nude.
       Girl: (Laughing at his tiny wiener)
       George: I just got out of the pool!

Sheesh, 99 responses before we got a single reference to Seinfeld.  Well, let's see. . .where to begin. . .

Sponge worthy
You're sooooo good looking (used in place of Gesundheit)
No soup for you!
Man hands
Close talker
Low talker

That's enough for now, I think.

Close talker became a Moe's Southwest Grill menu option.

[abefroman329]

On Married With Children when Peg was horny.

Al Bundy's response: Do I have to?  Or also common to get out of sleeping with his wife was: Not now, Peg!

One time when Al accidentally saw Marcy naked: Peg!  I'm Blind!

Who can forget when Jerry's (well one of his many dates) girlfriend saw George Costanza nude.
       Girl: (Laughing at his tiny wiener)
       George: I just got out of the pool!

Sheesh, 99 responses before we got a single reference to Seinfeld.  Well, let's see. . .where to begin. . .

Sponge worthy
You're sooooo good looking (used in place of Gesundheit)
No soup for you!
Man hands
Close talker
Low talker

That's enough for now, I think.

Close talker became a Moe's Southwest Grill menu option.

Along with John Coctostan and the Triple Lindy.

[kevinb1994]

On Married With Children when Peg was horny.

Al Bundy's response: Do I have to?  Or also common to get out of sleeping with his wife was: Not now, Peg!

One time when Al accidentally saw Marcy naked: Peg!  I'm Blind!

Who can forget when Jerry's (well one of his many dates) girlfriend saw George Costanza nude.
       Girl: (Laughing at his tiny wiener)
       George: I just got out of the pool!

Sheesh, 99 responses before we got a single reference to Seinfeld.  Well, let's see. . .where to begin. . .

Sponge worthy
You're sooooo good looking (used in place of Gesundheit)
No soup for you!
Man hands
Close talker
Low talker

That's enough for now, I think.

Close talker became a Moe's Southwest Grill menu option.

Along with John Coctostan and the Triple Lindy.

That's right.

[abefroman329]

^^^^^^^
Shame that the food there is terrible.

[kevinb1994]

^^^^^^^
Shame that the food there is terrible.

It's not bad, but avoid the vegan/vegetarian options at all cost. Blech.