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Started by Alps, May 16, 2011, 10:01:46 PM

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SSOWorld

Welcome to Washington.  The State!  If this were the city, I'd be called the District of Columbia!
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.


ftballfan

Quote from: corco on June 03, 2011, 09:34:33 PM
Welcome to Michigan: Our football team is irrelevant.
It likely will be relevant in the next few seasons.

Welcome to SMU: Still suffering from the death penalty.

Welcome to Michigan: Losing population every day.

hm insulators

Welcome to Arizona: Would you like a gas mask?
Welcome to Arizona: Land of Turn Signals Blinking for 20 Miles
Welcome to Nevada: "Fun Fun Fun" Until the Gaming Takes Your Money Awaaay..."
Remember: If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

I'd rather be a child of the road than a son of a ditch.


At what age do you tell a highway that it's been adopted?

agentsteel53

Welcome to Arizona: Mexicans Fuck Off
live from sunny San Diego.

http://shields.aaroads.com

jake@aaroads.com

Scott5114

Welcome to New Jersey: You Know It's New Jersey From The Smell!
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

mightyace

Welcome to Akron: At least we're not Cleveland!

Welcome to Detroit: Come and Stay Awhile.  Please, please, please!!!

Welcome to Washington: Disneyland on the Potomac

Welcome to Scranton: Dunder-Mifflin is NOT real!
My Flickr Photos: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mightyace

I'm out of this F***KING PLACE!

PAHighways

Quote from: mightyace on June 09, 2011, 11:29:57 AMWelcome to Scranton: Dunder-Mifflin is NOT real!

With The Office Store at The Mall at Steamtown and The Office Convention held every year, they don't want that slogan.

national highway 1

I-25 Sb: Welcome to New Mexico:US 85 not available in this state.
The other direction:
I-25 Nb Welcome to Colorado:US 87 not available in this state.
"Set up road signs; put up guideposts. Take note of the highway, the road that you take." Jeremiah 31:21

english si

Quote from: mightyace on June 09, 2011, 11:29:57 AMWelcome to Scranton: Dunder-Mifflin is NOT real!
Well not anymore, given it went bust and merged with SABRE, selling paper and being British Roadgeeks :P

SSOWorld

Welcome to Wisconsin: Choppin Unions since 2011.
Welcome to Illinois: Siphonin Gas Money Since 2011.
Welcome to Michigan: Spittin out residents since whenever :P
Welcome to Iowa: Not as flat as you think it is.
Welcome to Montana: Got a life vest?
Welcome to Colorado: Still Skiiing in June!
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.



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