Tasteless 'Sesame Street' fanfic

[bandit957]

Anyone else ever do this?

Back when I was about 10, I came up with a huge storyline involving 'Sesame Street', and it was as tasteless and hilarious as can be. According to this storyline, Bert was terrified of Oscar the Grouch and locked himself in his apartment because Oscar was around. So Ernie got a photo of Oscar and placed it on the wall above Bert's bed to give him nightmares. This was around the time of Mr. Hooper's death, but in this storyline, Mr. Hooper wanted to grind up Bert and use him in desserts that he would throw at passersby.

Also, Big Bird's tail got torn off and donated to NASA. One day, one of the other characters was looking through a telescope and saw the tail floating around in outer space. In another scene, Big Bird lost his beak somehow, and it was replaced by Kermit the Frog's legs. Also, Big Bird traveled to East Germany to study communism and was jailed when he returned to the U.S.

Bert owned a toilet paper factory that was shaped like a giant roll of toilet paper. Maria started an X-rated restaurant, and Mr. Snuffleupagus got stuck in the door.

I remember some episodes in real life that had famous musicians such as Stevie Wonder or James Taylor appear. So in my storyline, Men At Work appeared and played a special version of "Overkill" called "Groverkill" and used Grover's head for a drum. For some reason, He-Man visited the show too, and he got chopped up somehow and put back together with Scotch tape.

[Max Rockatansky]

And what of Elmo?  Did he team with Skeletor to take over Castle Grayskull?

[kphoger]

And what of Elmo?

[Scott5114]

I'm sure that, somewhere on the Internet, there's far more tasteless Sesame Street fanfic. Probably involving what Bert and Ernie do off-screen..

[triplemultiplex]

I'm sure that, somewhere on the Internet, there's far more tasteless Sesame Street fanfic. Probably involving what Bert and Ernie do off-screen..

Well, there's always this classic:

[Max Rockatansky]

And what of Elmo?

Considering how much fire it took to put him down I can see the appeal he would have to a cartoon super villain as an ally in conquest.  I would assume only the Wilkin's Coffee Guy exceeds the evil of Elmo in the Muppet world.

[Roadgeekteen]

I've made up disturbing fan fiction for children's shows/movies/books before.