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Non-Road Boards => Off-Topic => Topic started by: 1995hoo on September 18, 2022, 08:32:19 AM

Title: Let’s see what puns you have for this story!
Post by: 1995hoo on September 18, 2022, 08:32:19 AM
 Semi-Truck Carrying Sex Toys Spills Out Onto Oklahoma Highway (https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/semi-truck-carrying-sex-toys-194731231.html)

The other drivers never saw it coming.
Title: Re: Let’s see what puns you have for this story!
Post by: Takumi on September 18, 2022, 09:16:20 AM
The article seems to not have any self awareness about the truck having "lost its load" .
Title: Re: Let’s see what puns you have for this story!
Post by: jeffandnicole on September 18, 2022, 09:40:50 AM
"The bizarre accident resulted in an awkward exchange between KWTV's anchor Lacey Lowery and the station's helicopter pilot Jim Gardner."

Isn't this frowned upon during working hours? Did either of them contact HR?
Title: Re: Let’s see what puns you have for this story!
Post by: formulanone on September 18, 2022, 09:43:06 AM
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51911976863_cfd3c866e7_b.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2n6hs8R)
Title: Re: Let’s see what puns you have for this story!
Post by: Max Rockatansky on September 18, 2022, 10:38:34 AM
I'm gonna blow my load all over your Interstate.
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Post by: Big John on September 18, 2022, 10:41:30 AM
Homer Simpson Dil-DOH
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Post by: kurumi on September 18, 2022, 01:19:31 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/Tech_Support_B_and_B.jpg)
Title: Re: Let’s see what puns you have for this story!
Post by: Scott5114 on September 18, 2022, 07:11:45 PM
Quote from: Takumi on September 18, 2022, 09:16:20 AM
The article seems to not have any self awareness about the truck having "lost its load" .

Quote from: jeffandnicole on September 18, 2022, 09:40:50 AM
"The bizarre accident resulted in an awkward exchange between KWTV's anchor Lacey Lowery and the station's helicopter pilot Jim Gardner."

Isn't this frowned upon during working hours? Did either of them contact HR?

I mean, Jim Gardner saying shit without thinking isn't exactly newsworthy at this point (he got into some hot water in 2020 over some gut-reaction-at-best/disinformation-at-worst remarks during the Oklahoma City BLM protests).
Title: Re: Let’s see what puns you have for this story!
Post by: NWI_Irish96 on September 18, 2022, 07:23:00 PM
Despite claims to the contrary, the size of that spill did matter.
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Post by: hbelkins on September 18, 2022, 08:45:38 PM
That really screwed traffic.
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Post by: kphoger on September 19, 2022, 02:22:03 PM
Michael R., who was in his front yard nearby at the time of the incident, said he heard a loud bang.

Debra H., whose vehicle was struck by the overturned truck, reportedly received minor injuries but is otherwise OK.  The Oklahoma Highway Safety Office said on partner station WXYZ:  "Make no mistake, [Debra's] life was saved because she was properly buckled up.  So let me just put in a plug for our department's ongoing special seatbelt enforcement program."

And this one is verbatim from the article itself:
QuoteThere is a lot of stuff to clean up.
Title: Re: Let’s see what puns you have for this story!
Post by: Road Hog on September 22, 2022, 11:09:55 PM
If the cargo'd had a strap on, it would've been OK.
Title: Re: Let’s see what puns you have for this story!
Post by: Henry on September 23, 2022, 12:56:47 PM
The truck driver really is a dick!
Title: Re: Let’s see what puns you have for this story!
Post by: TheHighwayMan3561 on September 23, 2022, 01:01:16 PM
It's only a shame this didn't happen on US 69.
Title: Re: Let’s see what puns you have for this story!
Post by: JayhawkCO on September 23, 2022, 01:08:45 PM
Quote from: TheHighwayMan394 on September 23, 2022, 01:01:16 PM
It's only a shame this didn't happen on US 69.

Dinner for two.
Title: Re: Let’s see what puns you have for this story!
Post by: 1995hoo on September 27, 2022, 08:38:19 PM
Quote from: TheHighwayMan394 on September 23, 2022, 01:01:16 PM
It's only a shame this didn't happen on US 69.

Nice.
Title: Re: Let’s see what puns you have for this story!
Post by: ErmineNotyours on October 04, 2022, 03:19:54 AM
Reminds me of the time someone reported finding a finger in Wendy's chili.  The normally serious CBS Radio News hourly broadcast said that one party was "pointing the finger" of blame at the other, while the police were still looking for "tips".