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hotdogPi

Quote from: Orlando Sentinel
Red light camera in Louisa caught cheating

The red light camera at the intersection of US 27 and Central St. in the newly incorporated city of Louisa has intentionally been turning red early to catch drivers. It senses that a driver is coming, and then the light turns red before the car passes through.

It has been confirmed that the county name on your license plate determines how likely it is to cheat against you. There are rumors that it also considers your bumper stickers, but this is unlikely.

The red light camera has been fixed. It continues to operate in the same way that all other red light cameras do now. The tickets issued previously will not be overturned.
Clinched, minus I-93 (I'm missing a few miles and my file is incorrect)

Traveled, plus US 13, 44, and 50, and several state routes

I will be in Burlington VT for the eclipse.


GaryV


formulanone


US71

Quote from: formulanone on November 15, 2019, 03:27:57 PM
Quote from: kphoger on November 15, 2019, 03:14:36 PM
Quote from: J N Winkler on November 15, 2019, 02:39:34 PM
AARoads > Off-Topic > Religion > Gas or electric?

FTFY?

I guess it depends if the words of the prophets are written on either subway or bathroom walls.

Or tenement halls.
Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

X99

Quote from: US71 on November 15, 2019, 09:38:37 PM
Quote from: formulanone on November 15, 2019, 03:27:57 PM
Quote from: kphoger on November 15, 2019, 03:14:36 PM
Quote from: J N Winkler on November 15, 2019, 02:39:34 PM
AARoads > Off-Topic > Religion > Gas or electric?

FTFY?

I guess it depends if the words of the prophets are written on either subway or bathroom walls.

Or tenement halls.

Or whispered in the sound of silence.

sorry i ran out of lyrics
why are there only like 5 people on this forum from south dakota

TheArkansasRoadgeek

Quote from: 1995hoo on November 15, 2019, 02:17:14 PM
Quote from: US71 on November 14, 2019, 10:24:05 AM
Tomatoes: fruit or vegetable?

But the thread asking whether ketchup is a vegetable would have to go on the politics subforum. (Anyone too much younger than I am probably won't know why.)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Well, that's just like your opinion man...

kevinb1994

Quote from: X99 on November 16, 2019, 12:13:51 AM
Quote from: US71 on November 15, 2019, 09:38:37 PM
Quote from: formulanone on November 15, 2019, 03:27:57 PM
Quote from: kphoger on November 15, 2019, 03:14:36 PM
Quote from: J N Winkler on November 15, 2019, 02:39:34 PM
AARoads > Off-Topic > Religion > Gas or electric?

FTFY?

I guess it depends if the words of the prophets are written on either subway or bathroom walls.

Or tenement halls.

Or whispered in the sound of silence.

sorry i ran out of lyrics
OOOOF SALESMEN!

Should've also mentioned the concert hall, BTW

kevinb1994

Quote from: TheArkansasRoadgeek on November 16, 2019, 12:47:10 AM
Quote from: 1995hoo on November 15, 2019, 02:17:14 PM
Quote from: US71 on November 14, 2019, 10:24:05 AM
Tomatoes: fruit or vegetable?

But the thread asking whether ketchup is a vegetable would have to go on the politics subforum. (Anyone too much younger than I am probably won't know why.)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No, Patrick, mayonnaise is NOT an instrument...

US71

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

kevinb1994


X99

Quote from: kevinb1994 on November 16, 2019, 09:40:37 AM
Quote from: X99 on November 16, 2019, 12:13:51 AM
Quote from: US71 on November 15, 2019, 09:38:37 PM
Quote from: formulanone on November 15, 2019, 03:27:57 PM
Quote from: kphoger on November 15, 2019, 03:14:36 PM
Quote from: J N Winkler on November 15, 2019, 02:39:34 PM
AARoads > Off-Topic > Religion > Gas or electric?

FTFY?

I guess it depends if the words of the prophets are written on either subway or bathroom walls.

Or tenement halls.

Or whispered in the sound of silence.
OOOOF SALESMEN!

Should've also mentioned the concert hall, BTW
They didn't bring that up in the Disturbed version
why are there only like 5 people on this forum from south dakota

TheArkansasRoadgeek

Well, that's just like your opinion man...

Max Rockatansky

Since we have a thread about seasonal bowel movements the open question is will we see a thread about seasonal variations in frequency of urinating?

TheArkansasRoadgeek

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 16, 2019, 03:18:49 PM
Since we have a thread about seasonal bowel movements the open question is will we see a thread about seasonal variations in frequency of urinating?
If your bowels move seasonally, there is a serious problem!
Well, that's just like your opinion man...

US71

Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

X99

why are there only like 5 people on this forum from south dakota

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: X99 on November 16, 2019, 11:12:41 PM
Quote from: US71 on November 16, 2019, 04:40:55 PM
Interstate Highways of New Zealand
Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

kurumi

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 17, 2019, 12:21:58 AM
Quote from: X99 on November 16, 2019, 11:12:41 PM
Quote from: US71 on November 16, 2019, 04:40:55 PM
Interstate Highways of New Zealand
Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...
My first SF/horror short story collection is available: "Young Man, Open Your Winter Eye"

Max Rockatansky

#1443
Quote from: kurumi on November 17, 2019, 11:22:49 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 17, 2019, 12:21:58 AM
Quote from: X99 on November 16, 2019, 11:12:41 PM
Quote from: US71 on November 16, 2019, 04:40:55 PM
Interstate Highways of New Zealand
Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...

Are you saying FritzOwl, Winnie the Pooh and the current General Secretary of the Communist Party of China are all the same person?  I knew that fucking Bear was a red!...look at the damn shirt!  It all makes sense now, why Bear of the Interest is a high class weapon. 


US71

Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

TheArkansasRoadgeek

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 17, 2019, 11:27:13 AM
Quote from: kurumi on November 17, 2019, 11:22:49 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 17, 2019, 12:21:58 AM
Quote from: X99 on November 16, 2019, 11:12:41 PM
Quote from: US71 on November 16, 2019, 04:40:55 PM
Interstate Highways of New Zealand
Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...

Are you saying FritzOwl, Winnie the Pooh and the current General Secretary of the Communist Party of China are all the same person?  I knew that fucking Bear was a red!...look at the damn shirt!  It all makes sense now, why Bear of the Interest is a high class weapon. 


And cue USSR anthem
Well, that's just like your opinion man...

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: TheArkansasRoadgeek on November 17, 2019, 05:44:46 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 17, 2019, 11:27:13 AM
Quote from: kurumi on November 17, 2019, 11:22:49 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 17, 2019, 12:21:58 AM
Quote from: X99 on November 16, 2019, 11:12:41 PM
Quote from: US71 on November 16, 2019, 04:40:55 PM
Interstate Highways of New Zealand
Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...

Are you saying FritzOwl, Winnie the Pooh and the current General Secretary of the Communist Party of China are all the same person?  I knew that fucking Bear was a red!...look at the damn shirt!  It all makes sense now, why Bear of the Interest is a high class weapon. 


And cue USSR anthem

For what it's worth he (I assume) is the only one pushing to connect all the remaining major Communist Powers to the Americas via bridge networks connected by way of the Bering Sea.  Money, conservation or really what anyone else thinks seems to be of zero concern...so...

TheArkansasRoadgeek

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 17, 2019, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: TheArkansasRoadgeek on November 17, 2019, 05:44:46 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 17, 2019, 11:27:13 AM
Quote from: kurumi on November 17, 2019, 11:22:49 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 17, 2019, 12:21:58 AM
Quote from: X99 on November 16, 2019, 11:12:41 PM
Quote from: US71 on November 16, 2019, 04:40:55 PM
Interstate Highways of New Zealand
Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...

Are you saying FritzOwl, Winnie the Pooh and the current General Secretary of the Communist Party of China are all the same person?  I knew that fucking Bear was a red!...look at the damn shirt!  It all makes sense now, why Bear of the Interest is a high class weapon. 


And cue USSR anthem

For what it's worth he (I assume) is the only one pushing to connect all the remaining major Communist Powers to the Americas via bridge networks connected by way of the Bering Sea.  Money, conservation or really what anyone else thinks seems to be of zero concern...so...
What if Pooh is a decoy and it is actually Egor?
Well, that's just like your opinion man...

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: TheArkansasRoadgeek on November 17, 2019, 07:25:20 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 17, 2019, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: TheArkansasRoadgeek on November 17, 2019, 05:44:46 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 17, 2019, 11:27:13 AM
Quote from: kurumi on November 17, 2019, 11:22:49 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 17, 2019, 12:21:58 AM
Quote from: X99 on November 16, 2019, 11:12:41 PM
Quote from: US71 on November 16, 2019, 04:40:55 PM
Interstate Highways of New Zealand
Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...

Are you saying FritzOwl, Winnie the Pooh and the current General Secretary of the Communist Party of China are all the same person?  I knew that fucking Bear was a red!...look at the damn shirt!  It all makes sense now, why Bear of the Interest is a high class weapon. 


And cue USSR anthem

For what it's worth he (I assume) is the only one pushing to connect all the remaining major Communist Powers to the Americas via bridge networks connected by way of the Bering Sea.  Money, conservation or really what anyone else thinks seems to be of zero concern...so...
What if Pooh is a decoy and it is actually Egor?

Not Pooh, it's Bear of the Interest...look it up. 

Verlanka




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