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Title: Moon Explosion
Post by: MNHighwayMan on March 26, 2019, 08:28:04 AM
Ever look up at the moon, and wonder what it would look like if it suddenly exploded then and there? What would you do?
Title: Re: Moon Explosion
Post by: hotdogPi on March 26, 2019, 08:29:44 AM
I would constantly check the news, refreshing the page every 15 or 30 seconds, to see why it happened.
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Post by: cjk374 on March 26, 2019, 08:34:12 AM
I believe it would be time for you to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.
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Post by: Buck87 on March 26, 2019, 08:46:18 AM
I'd wait around for the Tom Cruise and Andrea Riseborough clones to show up
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Post by: 1995hoo on March 26, 2019, 09:22:01 AM
I'd say now we can find out whether that movie last year was accurate when it showed Neil Armstrong leaving his deceased daughter's bracelet in a crater near the Apollo 11 landing spot.
Title: Re: Moon Explosion
Post by: Max Rockatansky on March 26, 2019, 10:46:44 AM
Probably prepare to be impacted by the inevitable wave of fragments or to be wiped out by the tidal wave of water that likely come a sudden lack of lunar tidal pull. 
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Post by: abefroman329 on March 26, 2019, 10:53:08 AM
Tide goes in, tide goes out.  You can't explain that.
Title: Re: Moon Explosion
Post by: jeffandnicole on March 26, 2019, 11:00:32 AM
Quote from: MNHighwayMan on March 26, 2019, 08:28:04 AM
Ever look up at the moon, and wonder what it would look like if it suddenly exploded then and there? What would you do?

First, we'll blame the current President.

Then, we'll blame Climate Change.

Next, we'll hold congressional hearings.

After that, a few people will try to point out that the moon's explosion has nothing to do with the United States.

Next, there'll be conspiracy theories that the American Flag we stuck in the moon in 1969, hit a critical fault line, causing the explosion.  These theories will mostly be developed by the same conspiracists that claimed there was no moon landing to begin with as the whole thing was done on a sound stage.

And this is all within the first 3 hours of such explosion.
Title: Re: Moon Explosion
Post by: Takumi on March 26, 2019, 11:32:30 AM
Quote from: jeffandnicole on March 26, 2019, 11:00:32 AM
Quote from: MNHighwayMan on March 26, 2019, 08:28:04 AM
Ever look up at the moon, and wonder what it would look like if it suddenly exploded then and there? What would you do?

First, we'll blame the current President.

Then, we'll blame Climate Change.

Next, we'll hold congressional hearings.

After that, a few people will try to point out that the moon's explosion has nothing to do with the United States.

Next, there'll be conspiracy theories that the American Flag we stuck in the moon in 1969, hit a critical fault line, causing the explosion.  These theories will mostly be developed by the same conspiracists that claimed there was no moon landing to begin with as the whole thing was done on a sound stage.

And this is all within the first 3 hours of such explosion.
Psh, you believe in the moon?
Title: Re: Moon Explosion
Post by: US71 on March 26, 2019, 11:52:42 AM
It will be caused by vast storage of nuclear waste on the far side of the Moon  which will reach critical mass when it comes in contact with magnetic radiation. :)

Title: Re: Moon Explosion
Post by: Max Rockatansky on March 26, 2019, 12:02:50 PM
Actually, I wouldn't worry about it we can always wish the moon back with the Dragon Balls:

Title: Re: Moon Explosion
Post by: kphoger on March 26, 2019, 01:20:26 PM
How is this not a bandit thread?
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Post by: hotdogPi on March 26, 2019, 01:22:08 PM
Quote from: kphoger on March 26, 2019, 01:20:26 PM
How is this not a bandit thread?

He would title it "bunker blast explosion" or something similar.
Title: Re: Moon Explosion
Post by: Roadgeekteen on March 26, 2019, 02:26:23 PM
No. But I do wonder what's exactly up their.
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Post by: kphoger on March 26, 2019, 02:53:08 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on March 26, 2019, 02:26:23 PM
I do wonder what's exactly up their.

Up their what?  Up their "moon"?
Title: Re: Moon Explosion
Post by: NE2 on March 26, 2019, 03:04:16 PM
Doctor Who kind of did this in a rather shitty episode that felt like an abortion analogy.
Title: Re: Moon Explosion
Post by: kphoger on March 26, 2019, 03:10:19 PM
While I was on 69 one day, I looked up at the moon above me and wondered:  Would incontinence cause a lunar explosion?
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Post by: abefroman329 on March 26, 2019, 03:42:26 PM
Quote from: kphoger on March 26, 2019, 03:10:19 PM
While I was on 69 one day
Nice.
Title: Re: Moon Explosion
Post by: Rothman on March 26, 2019, 07:08:23 PM
Quote from: NE2 on March 26, 2019, 03:04:16 PM
Doctor Who kind of did this in a rather shitty episode that felt like an abortion analogy.
Huh?
Title: Re: Moon Explosion
Post by: formulanone on March 26, 2019, 07:17:47 PM
Gru did it.
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Post by: renegade on March 26, 2019, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on March 26, 2019, 02:26:23 PM
No. But I do wonder what's exactly up their there.

Fixed that for you.  Stay in school.
Title: Re: Moon Explosion
Post by: GaryV on March 26, 2019, 07:48:39 PM
Quote from: renegade on March 26, 2019, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on March 26, 2019, 02:26:23 PM
No. But I do wonder what's exactly up their there.

Fixed that for you.  Stay in school.

Perhaps he was going for "up their nose with a rubber hose" and decided that wouldn't be nice.