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Started by cl94, December 05, 2017, 12:25:48 PM

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D-Dey65

If this meme could really happen, I'd be safe in every jail cell.

https://imgflip.com/i/4hlscd


Big John

Quote from: kurumi on November 04, 2020, 09:19:37 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 04, 2020, 01:57:33 PM
That's a fairly accurate visual representation of my home.  I'm more of a highway shield man myself, animals (especially dogs) are always welcome. 

Does your sitting room have an alien, an eyeball, a slice of pie, and a lit stick of dynamite?  :-) (these are Easter eggs the artist, Dan Piraro, tends to include in every cartoon)
I also see the upside-down bird.

Michael

It seems as if the Onondaga Lake Parkway bridge is becoming the new 11foot8.  Here's a few pictures I've seen recently on r/Syracuse:


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MCRoads

Quote from: MCRoads on March 30, 2018, 06:50:18 PM
Just had to put this...



So... they actually fixed this now, ODOT finally did something somewhat good!

Quote from: kurumi on November 04, 2020, 09:19:37 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 04, 2020, 01:57:33 PM
That's a fairly accurate visual representation of my home.  I'm more of a highway shield man myself, animals (especially dogs) are always welcome. 

Does your sitting room have an alien, an eyeball, a slice of pie, and a lit stick of dynamite?  :-) (these are Easter eggs the artist, Dan Piraro, tends to include in every cartoon)

Where is the stick of dynamite! I can't find it!!
I build roads on Minecraft. Like, really good roads.
Interstates traveled:
4/5/10*/11**/12**/15/25*/29*/35(E/W[TX])/40*/44**/49(LA**)/55*/64**/65/66*/70°/71*76(PA*,CO*)/78*°/80*/95°/99(PA**,NY**)

*/** indicates a terminus/termini being traveled
° Indicates a gap (I.E Breezwood, PA.)

more room plz

Scott5114

Quote from: MCRoads on December 05, 2020, 01:25:30 AM
Quote from: MCRoads on March 30, 2018, 06:50:18 PM
Just had to put this...



So... they actually fixed this now, ODOT finally did something somewhat good!

No, they didn't. OTA did.
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

plain

Oh hell naw lmao



moto g(7) optimo (XT1952DL)
Newark born, Richmond bred

1995hoo

Quote from: D-Dey65 on October 24, 2020, 11:55:46 AM
Quote from: SSOWorld on October 18, 2020, 10:20:38 AM

I should carry what you've got on the upper right hand corner more often.

It's funny, I know a fellow who bought a Tesla and he said one of the things that you don't think of and that becomes apparent only after several months is how you have to take the initiative to clean your windows by hand at home because you won't be using the squeegy at the gas station, so your windows will get filthy if you don't either buy your own squeegy or otherwise clean them by hand.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

kkt

Quote from: Big John on December 03, 2020, 08:47:27 AM
Quote from: kurumi on November 04, 2020, 09:19:37 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 04, 2020, 01:57:33 PM
That's a fairly accurate visual representation of my home.  I'm more of a highway shield man myself, animals (especially dogs) are always welcome. 

Does your sitting room have an alien, an eyeball, a slice of pie, and a lit stick of dynamite?  :-) (these are Easter eggs the artist, Dan Piraro, tends to include in every cartoon)
I also see the upside-down bird.

And the number 02?

Big John

Quote from: kkt on December 07, 2020, 11:10:45 AM
Quote from: Big John on December 03, 2020, 08:47:27 AM
Quote from: kurumi on November 04, 2020, 09:19:37 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on November 04, 2020, 01:57:33 PM
That's a fairly accurate visual representation of my home.  I'm more of a highway shield man myself, animals (especially dogs) are always welcome. 

Does your sitting room have an alien, an eyeball, a slice of pie, and a lit stick of dynamite?  :-) (these are Easter eggs the artist, Dan Piraro, tends to include in every cartoon)
I also see the upside-down bird.

And the number 02?

It is K2, and I found it in that cartoon.

Roadsguy

Mileage-based exit numbering implies the existence of mileage-cringe exit numbering.

Roadsguy

Mileage-based exit numbering implies the existence of mileage-cringe exit numbering.

kphoger

Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

formulanone

^ one of the joys of corporate credit cards.

Replace "road trip" with "hurricane / winter storm / pandemic onset" and triple the value, and that's me at a grocery store.

MCRoads

Quote from: kphoger on February 19, 2021, 09:04:38 AM

And then, the other people in the car eat all of them within the first 2 hours, while you, not being hungry), don't get any...
I build roads on Minecraft. Like, really good roads.
Interstates traveled:
4/5/10*/11**/12**/15/25*/29*/35(E/W[TX])/40*/44**/49(LA**)/55*/64**/65/66*/70°/71*76(PA*,CO*)/78*°/80*/95°/99(PA**,NY**)

*/** indicates a terminus/termini being traveled
° Indicates a gap (I.E Breezwood, PA.)

more room plz

plain




moto g(7) optimo (XT1952DL)

Newark born, Richmond bred

I-55

Quote from: plain on February 27, 2021, 01:40:52 AM



moto g(7) optimo (XT1952DL)

It'll be a tough one to take, that's for sure.
Let's Go Purdue Basketball Whoosh

SSOWorld

Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

SSOWorld

Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

MCRoads

I build roads on Minecraft. Like, really good roads.
Interstates traveled:
4/5/10*/11**/12**/15/25*/29*/35(E/W[TX])/40*/44**/49(LA**)/55*/64**/65/66*/70°/71*76(PA*,CO*)/78*°/80*/95°/99(PA**,NY**)

*/** indicates a terminus/termini being traveled
° Indicates a gap (I.E Breezwood, PA.)

more room plz

SSOWorld

ok, the guy to the right went through an E-ZPass lane without an E-ZPass.
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

J3ebrules

More of a joke than a meme, this was posted on r/funny:

Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike - they’ve all come to look for America! (Simon & Garfunkel)

JoePCool14

End Road Work? I mean, I hope the roads don't stop working.

:) Needs more... :sombrero: Not quite... :bigass: Perfect.
JDOT: We make the world a better place to drive.
Travel Mapping | 60+ Clinches | 260+ Traveled | 8000+ Miles Logged

webny99

Quote from: JoePCool14 on April 24, 2021, 10:21:59 AM
End Road Work? I mean, I hope the roads don't stop working.

Congratulations, you managed to find a third interpretation of the sign (the other two being the normal one and the one implied by the joke).

kphoger

Similarly, when my sister was in high school and most definitely planned to not have children, she stole a road sign that said "Watch out for children".
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kurumi

Preserving a Connecticut town's rural charm...

My first SF/horror short story collection is available: "Young Man, Open Your Winter Eye"



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