Your Favorite Forum Quotes

[SSOWorld]

Illinois is flat

[Max Rockatansky]

Not my opinion, Teddy Roosevelt said it.

[LilianaUwU]

Not my opinion, Teddy Roosevelt said it.

I had to look into it, and I can't believe you're right:

[Max Rockatansky]

Not my opinion, Teddy Roosevelt said it.

I had to look into it, and I can't believe you're right:

Although I believe the actual quote was:

"What do Illinois and sex in the bathroom at Denny's have in common?  Both are fucking close to a pancake."

[Scott5114]

County Road Toucher really sounds like a creepy insult:

"I bet you even look at those rural single-lane routes in Google Street View at night, you lecherous county road toucher!"

[insert suspenseful music]

"Baby, it's not like that! I'm a full-length interstate man..."

"I've looked at your bookmarks...the screen captures! the Saved Places! those late afternoon drives!"

[sobs]

"Let me make it up to you. How about I only touch mile markers, will that help our relationship?"

Tune in next week to Chapter 67 of: She Married a Roadgeek, But At Least He's Not Married to the Sea

[LilianaUwU]

Although I believe the actual quote was:

"What do Illinois and sex in the bathroom at Denny's have in common?  Both are fucking close to a pancake."

Corrected.

[Max Rockatansky]

Although I believe the actual quote was:

"What do Illinois and sex in the bathroom at Denny's have in common?  Both are fucking close to a pancake."

Corrected.

[webny99]

I got a kick out of this one:

I look forward to the 30-for-30 documentary about [Johnny Manziel] in 2025. 
Directed by Drew Carey. 

I look forward to some interviewer with even half a nut staring Goodell in the face and saying "Why are the people in your league, made up of the most carefully chosen people in the world in their profession, continually unable to abide by basic, simple social norms?"

We all know a lot of answers to this, but I want to hear the slimy worm try to squirm through getting one of them out.  When he clears his throat nervously, look for the bits of cash he coughs out.

[jmacswimmer]

I got a kick out of this one:

I look forward to the 30-for-30 documentary about [Johnny Manziel] in 2025. 
Directed by Drew Carey. 

I look forward to some interviewer with even half a nut staring Goodell in the face and saying "Why are the people in your league, made up of the most carefully chosen people in the world in their profession, continually unable to abide by basic, simple social norms?"

We all know a lot of answers to this, but I want to hear the slimy worm try to squirm through getting one of them out.  When he clears his throat nervously, look for the bits of cash he coughs out.

[tolbs17]

Jeezuz H, when are you going to move out of your mother's basement and stop spending all your time searching Google Maps for every possible North Carolina signing oddity?

[formulanone]

I had to say this one aloud, yesterday evening.

Kids don't know how good they have it these days.  When I was young, I had to walk through 9 feet of shag carpet to change the channel on the TV.

[paulthemapguy]

Illinois is flat

I have to disagree that "Illinois is flat" is a memorable quote.  It's said all the time.  However, "Illinois is not flat" --now that's a memorable quote.

[Max Rockatansky]

Illinois is flat

I have to disagree that "Illinois is flat" is a memorable quote.  It's said all the time.  However, "Illinois is not flat" --now that's a memorable quote.

Yes, it's also the Bully Maguire meme of the road world nowadays.

[Scott5114]

Today I got a response from my contact at GDOT. [...] His tone was pleasant and cordial, and I replied that I was optimistic that the matter would be resolved satisfactorily. I'm not, though.

[jmacswimmer]

The middle of nowhere is usually in rural areas

[Max Rockatansky]

The middle of nowhere is usually in rural areas

I wonder, would the middle of nowhere be everywhere and nowhere in a singularity?

[formulanone]

The middle of nowhere is usually in rural areas

I wonder, would the middle of nowhere be everywhere and nowhere in a singularity?

It's a big universe.

[Max Rockatansky]

The middle of nowhere is usually in rural areas

I wonder, would the middle of nowhere be everywhere and nowhere in a singularity?

It's a big universe.

Not so much when space and time are compressed into single point of infinite density. 

[US 89]

When a pretty girl sniffs me (especially my armpit) she goes "you smell good!".

[Max Rockatansky]

When a pretty girl sniffs me (especially my armpit) she goes "you smell good!".

That's what Mary said. 

[tolbs17]

When a pretty girl sniffs me (especially my armpit) she goes "you smell good!".

That's what Serena said. 

ftfy

[Max Rockatansky]

When a pretty girl sniffs me (especially my armpit) she goes "you smell good!".

That's what Serena said. 

ftfy

I tip my hat to you sir, not even my wife has ever said my arm pits smell good.

[Scott5114]

My favorite post in that thread was actually Takumi's perfect image reply:

When a pretty girl sniffs me (especially my armpit) she goes "you smell good!".

I'm right there with you, Umbreon.

[Hot Rod Hootenanny]

When a pretty girl sniffs me (especially my armpit) she goes "you smell good!".

Had some drunk girl do this to me, and several other guys, at a LSU grad school party....15 years ago.

[webny99]

This one got me for some reason:

I am tempted to bother Walmart Bakery to see if their French Bread with 1 G Sugars and 0 G Added Sugars actually does not contain Added Sugars, or if it might be a typo.

!?!?