Dang, that ratio is even worse than the ratio at my university. Ouch.
Tell all your female friends about how awesome road signs are! Then notice how many fewer female friends you have. Whoops.
Ah, the few of them I have already know. I just embrace it at this point. Maybe one day I'll actually be blessed with someone who cares as much about Road Sign UNO as I do. 
My wife actually was the one who came up with the idea for the Sign Garden:
https://www.flickr.com/gp/151828809@N08/1h0o39
That’s how I know she’s a keeper, she has infinite tolerance for my assorted list of hobbies.
I'm sorry, but whoever arranged this forgot a lot of interstates (I-71)
Ehhh...not so much:
https://flic.kr/p/T8qHky
76? 79? 73? 31? 7? 81? 89?
I do have a I-81 but I also have:
- CA 76
- US 31
- Several variations on US 89
- CA 7 and US 7
79, and I'm assuming you are from CA since you have hundreds?
For the moment, just one of many places I’ve lived.
Yeah who would want to live in CA anyways?
People who want to live within two hours of four National Parks, who want access to some of the best driving roads anywhere and were paid to do so.
It's a bunch of vegans in the desert.
Perhaps so, but I’ve found there was an equal amount of vegans out east but also way more boredom.
When I lived in Michigan, Illinois, Florida and Connecticut I struggled to find things to do on days off. At least out in California, Nevada, Arizona and New Mexico I always could go find a hike or exciting drive for the day. Really the only State out east which I lived that had a copious amount of recreational opportunities to my liking was North Carolina. But then again, I’m always willing to try some place new and new things. Hell, I wouldn’t have met my wife I hadn’t moved to California.
To that end, I did work in Southern California twice before my current stint in the Central Valley. I can’t say that SoCal was really for me, but at least I gave it a try twice with two work assignments. The difference from there to where I’m at now is night and day. For the moment I’m content but I wouldn’t discount the possibility of another move in the future. Had I held a childish grudge about my previous experiences from Southern California I would be missing on a lot of good things.
So maybe there is some lessons in there for you. It might do you well not be so one tracked and narrow minded with your approach to life.