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Title: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: hotdogPi on June 05, 2016, 08:26:11 AM
Speed Limit 20 Rd.
Trump Highway
Thi Rd. (Fir St. already exists, and Seco Nd. doesn't work due to "Nd." not existing)
Flappy Bi Rd.
FHWA Parkway (Clearview already exists)
Citation Needed Boulevard (named after Citation Boulevard)
New Haven Ct.
Carl Rogers Memorial Parkway
FritzOwl Memorial Highway
Street St.
Greenland Route 1
Interstate 9 3/4
Old Old Old Rd.
Closed St. (as an actual street name)
Speed Trap Rd.
Milwaukee-Grand Rapids Connector
Long Island Sound Bridge
Vermont Turnpike
O Say Does That Star-Spangled Banner Yet W Ave.
Kim Kardashian Rd.
You Took The Wrong Rd.
Key West-Havana Connector
Interstate 189 Frontage Rd.
Moon Route 1
Mars Route 1
U.S. Route 404 (despite temporary signs in New York and Delaware)
The Hypotenuse
Tooth Ferry
Unit Circle ("Circle" is a valid street suffix)
Avenida 30 de Febrero
End Of Li St.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: TheHighwayMan3561 on June 05, 2016, 09:01:43 AM
Quote from: 1 on June 05, 2016, 08:26:11 AM
Carl Rogers Memorial Parkway
FritzOwl Memorial Highway
Moon Route 1
Mars Route 1
The Hypotenuse

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lx8iofuRVa1r2mho4o1_500.gif&hash=316de14c2e63ff846b425766bb62f0d80c1348b5)
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: dgolub on June 05, 2016, 09:43:07 AM
Quote from: 1 on June 05, 2016, 08:26:11 AM
Trump Highway

Although there is this: http://www.lohud.com/story/news/politics/politics-on-the-hudson/2016/02/16/donald-trumps-name-must-prominently-displayed-park/80461516/
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Max Rockatansky on June 05, 2016, 09:49:26 AM
Granted this isn't "Closed Street" but Sapulpa Oklahoma might have a retort for you:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Closed+Rd,+Sapulpa,+OK+74066/@35.9470423,-96.1169091,584m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x87b6bcd978ec02b3:0x83540435bacc0efd!8m2!3d35.9484051!4d-96.1151493?hl=en

Personally I'd pick a stretch of US Highway for the FritzOwl Memorial designation.  :-D
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Duke87 on June 05, 2016, 11:41:51 AM
A pun street name that actually exists: Heming Way (https://www.google.com/maps/@41.1539211,-73.5903208,17z)
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: US71 on June 05, 2016, 11:46:02 AM
Viatology Road
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: wanderer2575 on June 05, 2016, 12:21:04 PM
Quote from: Duke87 on June 05, 2016, 11:41:51 AM
A pun street name that actually exists: Heming Way (https://www.google.com/maps/@41.1539211,-73.5903208,17z)

And Lois Ln (https://goo.gl/maps/BsDmnZxs8X42) in Southfield, Michigan.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: jp the roadgeek on June 05, 2016, 02:27:54 PM
Denkinger or Kroenke Way in St. Louis
Chemin de Zdeno Chara in Montreal
Wolverine St. in any Ohio municipality, or Buckeye Rd. anywhere in Michigan
Modell Place in Cleveland
Dannel Malloy Blvd.
Route 11 in Montville and Waterford, CT
Benedict Arnold Plaza
Turn Pike
Champion St. in Cleveland
Johnel Way
The Quadruple Bypass
Wareagle Rd in Tuscaloosa
Ocean View Blvd. anywhere in Kansas or Mountain Rd. anywhere in Florida
Positivelyfourth St.
Hartford-Providence Expressway



Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: hbelkins on June 05, 2016, 02:47:08 PM
Quote from: 1 on June 05, 2016, 08:26:11 AM

Carl Rogers Memorial Parkway

I present, from Moss, Tenn., along TN 52 west of Celina.

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Quote
Street St.

There is, however, at least one Street Road that I know of (in the Philadelphia area). I think there may be another one somewhere along I-68 in western Maryland, as well.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: RobbieL2415 on June 05, 2016, 02:56:36 PM
Kim Davis Causeway
Adolph Hitler Memorial Autobahn
Wrong Way
Danbury, CT to Burlington, VT Interstate
Lower Manhattan Expressway
Cape Cod Tunnel
Joe The Plumber Road
Lewinsky Blvd.
Janet Reno Scenic Bypass
Murderer's Row
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: CNGL-Leudimin on June 05, 2016, 02:57:30 PM
Ethanman62187 Memorial Freeway, numbered I-366 and with a posted speed limit of 85.
Any street named after a disease (I actually have the Pearson S. Trail somewhere, with the 'S.' standing for syndrome)
Transatlantic Bridge
Express way, Free way, High way, etc.
Achimun Pinnara St. (Intersecting O Say Does That Star-Spangled Banner Yet W Ave. mentioned above)
Toll Rd.

On a related note, due to the way Spanish given names are set (With two family names) and our streets are named (With the street type as prefix), it is possible for a street to appear to be named after someone by adding the location name, where the street name is the first family name and the location name is the second family name. I managed to find this once (And surprisingly at the location itself, not through Google Maps).
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Big John on June 05, 2016, 03:00:24 PM
Quote from: jp the roadgeek on June 05, 2016, 02:27:54 PM
Wolverine St. in any Ohio municipality, or Buckeye Rd. anywhere in Michigan
Wolverine St in Canton OH: https://www.google.com/maps/@40.8500997,-81.3270405,17z
Buckeye Rd just north of the NW corner of Ohio: https://www.google.com/maps/@41.7100847,-84.5492971,14.17z
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: hotdogPi on June 05, 2016, 03:09:48 PM
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on June 05, 2016, 02:57:30 PM
Toll Rd.

Salisbury, MA
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: sandwalk on June 05, 2016, 06:02:58 PM
Quote from: jp the roadgeek on June 05, 2016, 02:27:54 PM
Champion St. in Cleveland

However, there is a Champion Avenue: https://goo.gl/maps/UGZEAG4gegM2
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: US71 on June 05, 2016, 10:36:09 PM
Quote from: RobbieL2415 on June 05, 2016, 02:56:36 PM


Wrong Way



https://goo.gl/maps/9jUtxQNm7pw
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: national highway 1 on June 06, 2016, 01:13:12 AM
Spur Way.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: theline on June 06, 2016, 02:10:26 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on June 05, 2016, 02:47:08 PM
Quote from: 1 on June 05, 2016, 08:26:11 AM

Street St.

There is, however, at least one Street Road that I know of (in the Philadelphia area). I think there may be another one somewhere along I-68 in western Maryland, as well.

There is a Street St. in Anoka, MN: https://goo.gl/maps/bHyjFzbQte32
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: PHLBOS on June 06, 2016, 03:10:22 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on June 05, 2016, 02:47:08 PMThere is, however, at least one Street Road that I know of (in the Philadelphia area).
There's actually two Street Roads in the Greater Philadelphia area that I'm aware of.  One is in Bucks County (PA 132) and the other is mostly in Chester County (PA 926).
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: CNGL-Leudimin on June 06, 2016, 03:13:31 PM
Street (Just 'Street').
Kim Jong-Un Expressway
Trans Yellowstone Interstate
Mo St., Wor St., Be St., etc,
F*cking Ave. (or any street named after profanity)
Soviet Union Blvd.
Huesca Way... wait, that exists in Hot Springs Village AR :wow:
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: jp the roadgeek on June 06, 2016, 04:55:42 PM
Quote from: national highway 1 on June 06, 2016, 01:13:12 AM
Spur Way.

Maybe in San Antonio

More:

Giveita Way
Curdsn Way
Downonthe Boulevard
Rough Rd.
Bea St (there is a Bee St. in Meriden, CT)
Any street named after someone convicted of a crime against humanity.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Big John on June 06, 2016, 05:30:38 PM
Quote from: jp the roadgeek on June 06, 2016, 04:55:42 PM

Rough Rd.
Bea St (there is a Bee St. in Meriden, CT)
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Rough+Rd,+Bancroft,+WI+54921/@44.2701137,-89.5561726,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x8800f073ce283f29:0xfb6cb702e38c0956!8m2!3d44.2701137!4d-89.5539839

https://www.google.com/maps/@45.1803042,-69.2431834,3a,75y,137.69h,84.83t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sPpQSVSJPJ6N6zyVf8qSNdg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: kurumi on June 07, 2016, 11:02:17 AM
Near a large tar pit: Big Brea Street. (DPW, reviewing a street sign: "Let's use Avenue instead")
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: vtk on June 07, 2016, 11:44:04 AM
Quote from: 1 on June 05, 2016, 08:26:11 AM
Trump Highway

Are we sure this doesn't already exist?  The guy loves putting his name on things, and his main business is real estate, so he has probably had a few opportunities to name roads...

Quote from: 1 on June 05, 2016, 08:26:11 AM
New Haven Ct.

Why not?
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: jeffandnicole on June 07, 2016, 12:55:21 PM
Traffic Court

No. You Are Here Crossing

One Way

No Way


Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: theline on June 07, 2016, 12:57:45 PM
Quote from: vtk on June 07, 2016, 11:44:04 AM

Quote from: 1 on June 05, 2016, 08:26:11 AM
New Haven Ct.

Why not?

https://goo.gl/maps/BjekjanuyLo (https://goo.gl/maps/BjekjanuyLo)
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: vtk on June 07, 2016, 01:04:17 PM
Quote from: theline on June 07, 2016, 12:57:45 PM
Quote from: vtk on June 07, 2016, 11:44:04 AM

Quote from: 1 on June 05, 2016, 08:26:11 AM
New Haven Ct.

Why not?

https://goo.gl/maps/BjekjanuyLo (https://goo.gl/maps/BjekjanuyLo)

Right, so why was it included in a list of names that will never exist?  (I'm vaguely aware of a BGS that might exist that says "New Haven Ct." referring to the town and not a street called New Haven Court, but I don't want that to be the only reason for this entry in the OP.)
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: NE2 on June 07, 2016, 03:30:44 PM
Thisth Reads Uck S.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Avalanchez71 on June 07, 2016, 08:05:55 PM
Walking Trl
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Bruce on June 08, 2016, 08:26:22 PM
A few Seattle-area ones:

Alaskan Way Tunnel  :-D

Fourth Lake Washington Bridge
R.H. Thompson Expressway
Mercer Street Expressway (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bay_Freeway_(Seattle))
Puget Sound Bridge
Elliott Bay Freeway
Kemper Freeman Memorial Parkway
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Henry on June 09, 2016, 11:03:13 AM
I have some new things to add to that list:

Immigration Causeway (after a famous fictional proposal here)
Boulevard Blvd
District of Columbia Ave
Rocking Down the Hwy
Life is a Hwy
Frwy of Love
C Ave/F Ave/H Ave/P Ave/R Ave/S Ave/W Ave
Rest Area Rd
Lee Harvey Oswald Pkwy
Confederate Rd
Lake Shore Expwy
This Way
That Way
Crosstown Expwy (I-494 in Chicago) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crosstown_Expressway_(Chicago))
Chicken Rd
Trans-Canada Interstate
Death Valley Frwy
Route/Highway/Interstate 666
Route/Highway/Interstate 420
Boo St/Coa St/Fro St/Gho St/Ho St/Ma St/Mo St/Pa St/Roo St
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: kphoger on June 09, 2016, 01:20:55 PM
Quote from: Henry on June 09, 2016, 11:03:13 AM
Confederate Rd
Chicken Rd
Boo St
Roo St

Are people researching these first to find out if they exist???

There are several streets called Confederate Road.  Houston, for example.
There is a Chicken Road in North Carolina.  I-95, exit #10.
There is a Boo Street in Pierre Part, LA.
There is a Roo Street in Coeur D'Alene, ID.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: GaryV on June 09, 2016, 04:45:03 PM
Quote from: Henry on June 09, 2016, 11:03:13 AM
I have some new things to add to that list:

C Ave/F Ave/H Ave/P Ave/R Ave/S Ave/W Ave

Check Kalamazoo County.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: inkyatari on June 10, 2016, 02:28:06 PM
The Gary Busey Memorial Motorcycleway
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: TravelingBethelite on June 10, 2016, 02:33:50 PM
The Paul Walker Free/Express/Raceway
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: hbelkins on June 10, 2016, 03:42:20 PM
Kentucky has a state route 666, and I've seen at least two Virginia secondary routes with that number.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: CNGL-Leudimin on June 10, 2016, 05:05:52 PM
I-420 was taken down (twice, I believe), while US 420 is now part of US 16 IIRC Alt US 14. All of this was unrelated to cannabis culture. OTOH, it was the signifiance of its number what caused US 666 to become US 491 (also, it was weird for a North-South road to have an East-West number, so as it stands now is better).

Another unlikely road name: TheAlan360 Memorial Goat Path.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: cwf1701 on June 10, 2016, 08:07:40 PM
Hillary Clinton Freeway
Valdmir Putin Freeway
Adolph Hitler Ave.

Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Max Rockatansky on June 10, 2016, 08:30:12 PM
Quote from: cwf1701 on June 10, 2016, 08:07:40 PM
Hillary Clinton Freeway
Valdmir Putin Freeway
Adolph Hitler Ave.

Apparently there is a Hitler Road Number 2 also:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Hitler+Rd+1,+Circleville,+OH+43113/@39.5804499,-82.9209632,554m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x884777c18c1aed0f:0x4f2d907d4c48e697!8m2!3d39.5804499!4d-82.9187745?hl=en

Nothing for Putin I could find and there is too many Clintons to count.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: hotdogPi on June 11, 2016, 07:11:23 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on June 10, 2016, 08:30:12 PM
Nothing for Putin I could find and there is too many Clintons to count.

If it just says "Clinton", it's probably after Bill Clinton, not Hillary Clinton.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: TravelingBethelite on June 11, 2016, 08:04:06 AM
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on June 10, 2016, 05:05:52 PM
I-420 was taken down (twice, I believe), while US 420 is now part of US 16 IIRC. All of this was unrelated to cannabis culture. OTOH, it was the signifiance of its number what caused US 666 to become US 491 (also, it was weird for a North-South road to have an East-West number, so as it stands now is better).

Another unlikely road name: TheAlan360 Memorial Goat Path.

Alanland Road
Alanland Expressway/Freeway/Turnpike
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Big John on June 11, 2016, 08:37:58 AM
Quote from: 1 on June 11, 2016, 07:11:23 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on June 10, 2016, 08:30:12 PM
Nothing for Putin I could find and there is too many Clintons to count.

If it just says "Clinton", it's probably after Bill Clinton, not Hillary Clinton.
A lot of those had the name prior to Bill Clinton being president and is pure coincidence.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Max Rockatansky on June 11, 2016, 09:33:17 AM
Quote from: 1 on June 11, 2016, 07:11:23 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on June 10, 2016, 08:30:12 PM
Nothing for Putin I could find and there is too many Clintons to count.

If it just says "Clinton", it's probably after Bill Clinton, not Hillary Clinton.

I stopped short of saying if she won the election that it would be inevitable that there would be some roads named after her and not Bill.  Same deal with the Trump Highway I saw earlier in the thread.

Speaking of Hitler level of world leaders....there is a Stalin Road in all places the UK:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Stalin+Rd,+Colchester,+Essex+CO2+8SQ,+UK/@51.8752267,0.9104034,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x47d904e2009a447d:0xc1f43f28c95026db!8m2!3d51.8752267!4d0.9125921?hl=en

Surprisingly there is a ton of Fidel Castro and Mao Zedong stuff out there as well.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: GaryV on June 11, 2016, 10:17:30 AM
Quote from: 1 on June 11, 2016, 07:11:23 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on June 10, 2016, 08:30:12 PM
Nothing for Putin I could find and there is too many Clintons to count.

If it just says "Clinton", it's probably after Bill Clinton, not Hillary Clinton.

More likely DeWitt Clinton:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeWitt_Clinton
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: 8.Lug on June 11, 2016, 04:29:43 PM
Quote from: GaryV on June 11, 2016, 10:17:30 AM
More likely DeWitt Clinton:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeWitt_Clinton
Prolly what Clinton Ave in Rochester, NY is named for.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: english si on June 11, 2016, 06:06:17 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on June 11, 2016, 09:33:17 AMSpeaking of Hitler level of world leaders....there is a Stalin Road in all places the UK:
Oddly, not that many in the former USSR (I've not found any as point labels for travelmapping), but a butt ton of roads for Lenin.

Edit: those crazy Essex people have a WW1 estate (Mountbatten, Flanders) next to that WW2 estate (Stalin, Roosevelt, Normandy).
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: jeffandnicole on June 11, 2016, 06:15:44 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on June 10, 2016, 03:42:20 PM
Kentucky has a state route 666, and I've seen at least two Virginia secondary routes with that number.

NJ has County Route 666 as well.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: opspe on June 11, 2016, 06:42:38 PM
Quote from: Henry on June 09, 2016, 11:03:13 AM
Boulevard Blvd

There's a street in Vancouver BC named "Boulevard". 

Though, since it has 'E' and 'W' directional prefixes, it shows up on maps as "East Blvd" and "West Blvd", even though that's incorrect.  The correct names are "E Boulevard" and "W Boulevard".
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: ftballfan on June 11, 2016, 08:46:55 PM
Quote from: 8.Lug on June 11, 2016, 04:29:43 PM
Quote from: GaryV on June 11, 2016, 10:17:30 AM
More likely DeWitt Clinton:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeWitt_Clinton
Prolly what Clinton Ave in Rochester, NY is named for.
Or even George Clinton: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Clinton_(vice_president) (not the leader of P-Funk)
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: 8.Lug on June 12, 2016, 02:46:23 AM
Quote from: ftballfan on June 11, 2016, 08:46:55 PM
Quote from: 8.Lug on June 11, 2016, 04:29:43 PM
Quote from: GaryV on June 11, 2016, 10:17:30 AM
More likely DeWitt Clinton:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeWitt_Clinton
Prolly what Clinton Ave in Rochester, NY is named for.
Or even George Clinton: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Clinton_(vice_president) (not the leader of P-Funk)
Dewitt had the Erie Canal dug that cuts right through Rochester (well it used to anyways), I don't think his uncle George had any significant impact on Rochester.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: hm insulators on June 17, 2016, 02:48:06 PM
In Honolulu, you'll never see a Snow Summit Road.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: US71 on June 21, 2016, 09:42:29 PM
Quote from: Big John on June 11, 2016, 08:37:58 AM
Quote from: 1 on June 11, 2016, 07:11:23 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on June 10, 2016, 08:30:12 PM
Nothing for Putin I could find and there is too many Clintons to count.

If it just says "Clinton", it's probably after Bill Clinton, not Hillary Clinton.
A lot of those had the name prior to Bill Clinton being president and is pure coincidence.
California Blvd in Fayetteville, AR is now Clinton Blvd because it passes Hill & Bill's first home (now a museum)
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Avalanchez71 on June 22, 2016, 10:36:30 PM
Hugh Mann Ave
Fair Way
Drive Way
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Max Rockatansky on June 22, 2016, 10:57:57 PM
Jack Torrence Scenic Byway.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: kphoger on June 22, 2016, 11:36:35 PM
Quote from: Avalanchez71 on June 22, 2016, 10:36:30 PM
Fair Way

Maple Grove, MN
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: inkyatari on June 23, 2016, 09:27:16 AM
Fight Club Road. 
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: dfwmapper on June 25, 2016, 06:54:36 PM
Quote from: jp the roadgeek on June 05, 2016, 02:27:54 PM
Wolverine St. in any Ohio municipality, or Buckeye Rd. anywhere in Michigan
You underestimate the power of tOSU/UMich grads in local government who need to come up with a name for the road leading to that new landfill or sewage treatment plant.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: dvferyance on July 05, 2016, 04:57:51 PM
Quote from: jp the roadgeek on June 05, 2016, 02:27:54 PM
Denkinger or Kroenke Way in St. Louis
Chemin de Zdeno Chara in Montreal
Wolverine St. in any Ohio municipality, or Buckeye Rd. anywhere in Michigan
Modell Place in Cleveland
Dannel Malloy Blvd.
Route 11 in Montville and Waterford, CT
Benedict Arnold Plaza
Turn Pike
Champion St. in Cleveland
Johnel Way
The Quadruple Bypass
Wareagle Rd in Tuscaloosa
Ocean View Blvd. anywhere in Kansas or Mountain Rd. anywhere in Florida
Positivelyfourth St.
Hartford-Providence Expressway
You will never see a Badger Rd in Minnesota or a Packer Dr there. You will never see a Vikings St in Wisconsin.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Big John on July 05, 2016, 06:22:00 PM
^^
Badger Rd https://www.google.com/maps/place/Badger+Rd,+Kimball,+MN+55353/@45.3265838,-94.2796094,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x52b4ef73e13f5abb:0xf0bf77321748b64c!8m2!3d45.3265838!4d-94.2774154
Close, but a Viking Dr https://www.google.com/maps/place/Viking+Dr,+Reedsburg,+WI+53959/@43.5437734,-89.986764,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x88075f3eff9f2d4f:0x22de00058713d419!8m2!3d43.5437734!4d-89.98457
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: paulthemapguy on July 05, 2016, 10:36:01 PM
Basta Rd.
Mole St.
Animal Crossing
Dearly Blvd.
Probable Causeway

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And now the ones that aren't wordplay:

The Baltimore Thruway
The Key West Bypass
The Bluegrass Parkway: Lexington Spur
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Max Rockatansky on July 05, 2016, 10:51:55 PM
Quote from: paulthemapguy on July 05, 2016, 10:36:01 PM
Basta Rd.
Mole St.
Animal Crossing
Dearly Blvd.
Probable Causeway

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And now the ones that aren't wordplay:

The Baltimore Thruway
The Key West Bypass
The Bluegrass Parkway: Lexington Spur

Thought Mole Street looked familiar:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/N+Mole+St,+Philadelphia,+PA+19102/@39.9565783,-75.1676689,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x89c6c62d8e41e0b5:0x94122bc0a7c7c0f9!8m2!3d39.9565783!4d-75.1654802?hl=en
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: inkyatari on July 06, 2016, 08:59:10 AM
Quote from: paulthemapguy on July 05, 2016, 10:36:01 PM

Animal Crossing

I see what you did there.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: kphoger on July 09, 2016, 01:03:36 PM
Quote from: dvferyance on July 05, 2016, 04:57:51 PM
You will never see a Badger Rd in Minnesota or a Packer Dr there. You will never see a Vikings St in Wisconsin.
Quote from: Big John on July 05, 2016, 06:22:00 PM
^^
Badger Rd https://www.google.com/maps/place/Badger+Rd,+Kimball,+MN+55353/@45.3265838,-94.2796094,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x52b4ef73e13f5abb:0xf0bf77321748b64c!8m2!3d45.3265838!4d-94.2774154
Close, but a Viking Dr https://www.google.com/maps/place/Viking+Dr,+Reedsburg,+WI+53959/@43.5437734,-89.986764,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x88075f3eff9f2d4f:0x22de00058713d419!8m2!3d43.5437734!4d-89.98457

Yes, there are many streets in Minnesota named Badger or Viking.  Do people not even bother looking first before posting on this thread??

To name a few:

Viking – Buffalo, Burnsville, Eden Prairie
Badger – Caledonia, Garrison, Kimball, Monticello
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: PurdueBill on July 09, 2016, 01:18:46 PM
Quote from: jp the roadgeek on June 05, 2016, 02:27:54 PM
Wolverine St. in any Ohio municipality, or Buckeye Rd. anywhere in Michigan

Dayton has one if a Drive is included (https://www.google.com/maps/@39.7359375,-84.2398372,3a,66.8y,170.77h,82.5t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sMbNq_lfPSciNwoNlfm4j3g!2e0)--Canton has one as well but no signblade. 

As far as US 666 being north-south, isn't that OK?  I thought the 3-digit US routes didn't have[/url] to follow the numbering convention.  (US 202 is another prominent example of such, although it changes back and forth.)
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Desert Man on July 09, 2016, 09:24:14 PM
123 Kickbutt street
Route 420
Avenue of the Homeless Panhandlers
Bootleggers Trail
Camino El Chapo
County Road KKK
Fat Woman Shaming Lane
Gloryhole Canyon Road
Jump street
Little Soviet Union Road
Negro Man Head Highway
Sealclubbers Way
Wh0re Street
and my personal favorite: Richard Nixon Blvd., Drive or Pkwy. (then again, Yorba Linda CA has the Richard Nixon Freeway for 2 miles of CA SR 90)
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Max Rockatansky on July 09, 2016, 10:48:37 PM
Quote from: Desert Man on July 09, 2016, 09:24:14 PM
123 Kickbutt street
Route 420
Avenue of the Homeless Panhandlers
Bootleggers Trail
Camino El Chapo
County Road KKK
Fat Woman Shaming Lane
Gloryhole Canyon Road
Jump street
Little Soviet Union Road
Negro Man Head Highway
Sealclubbers Way
Wh0re Street
and my personal favorite: Richard Nixon Blvd., Drive or Pkwy. (then again, Yorba Linda CA has the Richard Nixon Freeway for 2 miles of CA SR 90)

Actually there was a US Route 420:

http://www.usends.com/20-29/420/420.html

More than a handful of Interstate Spurs and state highways numbered 420:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highways_numbered_420

Rumor was when I was living in Florida that Lake Pickett Road saw a lot of County Route sign thefts...  Too bad Colorado and Washington couldn't join in the fun.

Bootlegger Trail in Montana

https://www.google.com/maps/search/Bootlegger+Trail,+Ledger,+MT/@48.2909071,-111.3387996,14z/data=!3m1!4b1?hl=en

I want to say there is a secondary supplemental route in Missouri which would be akin to a county route that is signed as KKK...at least there is one floating on eBay now and then.

Not "Canyon" but there are plenty of Glory Hole Roads in 49er country up in the Californian Sierra:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Glory+Hole+Rd,+Angels+Camp,+CA+95222/@38.0086968,-120.5385567,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x8090ea9871c0965b:0x97df03c5bbeef62a!8m2!3d38.0086968!4d-120.536368?hl=en

Plenty of Richard Nixon to go around:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Richard+Nixon+Blvd,+Aguanga,+CA+92536/@33.4829847,-116.7885214,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x80dba1e57fc0ef2b:0x3f56835412edec5a!8m2!3d33.4829847!4d-116.7863327?hl=en

Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: dfwmapper on July 10, 2016, 12:46:34 AM
Quote from: Desert Man on July 09, 2016, 09:24:14 PMRoute 420
https://goo.gl/maps/CgZG7GXodaD2
QuoteCounty Road KKK
This is probably what Max Rockatansky was referring to, though obviously it has been renamed. https://goo.gl/maps/oZKuB6cFmDL2
QuoteJump street
https://goo.gl/maps/pzW3CahmkDs
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: Max Rockatansky on July 10, 2016, 12:59:36 AM
Quote from: dfwmapper on July 10, 2016, 12:46:34 AM
Quote from: Desert Man on July 09, 2016, 09:24:14 PMRoute 420
https://goo.gl/maps/CgZG7GXodaD2
QuoteCounty Road KKK
This is probably what Max Rockatansky was referring to, though obviously it has been renamed. https://goo.gl/maps/oZKuB6cFmDL2
QuoteJump street
https://goo.gl/maps/pzW3CahmkDs

The sad part is that the guy who had the KKK Route sign was asking a small fortune for it....   Silver lining was that nobody seems to have bought it over the past year...at least that affirms some minimal faith in humanity.  I'll post the ebay listing if it comes up again.  That said just goes to show how twisted up almost anything can becomes with time and a couple really nasty people.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: paulthemapguy on July 10, 2016, 12:59:47 AM
Quote from: Desert Man on July 09, 2016, 09:24:14 PM

Gloryhole Canyon Road


:rofl:
I actually lost my shit hahahahha
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: jay8g on July 10, 2016, 02:14:10 AM
Quote from: Bruce on June 08, 2016, 08:26:22 PM
A few Seattle-area ones:

Alaskan Way Tunnel  :-D

Fourth Lake Washington Bridge
R.H. Thompson Expressway
Mercer Street Expressway (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bay_Freeway_(Seattle))
Puget Sound Bridge
Elliott Bay Freeway
Kemper Freeman Memorial Parkway

Tim Eyman Highway
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: ModernDayWarrior on July 10, 2016, 02:29:37 AM
Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: CNGL-Leudimin on July 10, 2016, 06:04:01 AM
Quote from: Desert Man on July 09, 2016, 09:24:14 PMRoute 420

As if it was never proposed for an US or Interstate designation.
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on June 10, 2016, 05:05:52 PM
I-420 was taken down (twice), while US 420 is now part of Alt US 14. All of this was unrelated to cannabis culture.

Not to mention in Spain we have a very long road numbered N-420. In fact it is the second longest national road at 550 miles (only behind N-340, at which ends), although now it is split in two due to a section in the middle being downgraded to a first order regional road.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: hbelkins on July 10, 2016, 12:55:21 PM
We have a KY 420.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: kphoger on July 10, 2016, 07:32:58 PM
This thread has devolved into a mix of (1) street names that do actually exist but the member neglected to bother doing a cursory Google search first, and (2) silly names that only bear resemblance to street names by the addition of "Hwy" or "St" at the end. We seem to have run out of truly clever ones.

I was about to suggest "Hwy 0", but Wikipedia lists two highways with that number, in Belgium and Hungary. That makes me wonder, are there any highways with true fractions as their number? e.g. Route 6½?
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: SteveG1988 on July 11, 2016, 05:11:29 AM
Turd Road
Urination Alley
Shades of Brown Road
JagOff Blvd (leading to the away team parking in Pittsburgh)
Masturbation Circle
genius Ct
Interstate 666
Joe Biden Turnpike
Bumblefuck Highway
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: CNGL-Leudimin on July 11, 2016, 03:26:37 PM
I-666 is my planned Washington outer beltway :evilgrin:.
Quote from: kphoger on July 10, 2016, 07:32:58 PM
This thread has devolved into a mix of (1) street names that do actually exist but the member neglected to bother doing a cursory Google search first, and (2) silly names that only bear resemblance to street names by the addition of "Hwy" or "St" at the end. We seem to have run out of truly clever ones.

I fell casualty to #1 with Toll Road, as it exists in Salisbury MA (I even had read about it before in this forum :banghead:). I've done several clever ones, like the full name-like Pearson S. Trail. I don't think they would name a street after a disease, and in this case the S stands for syndrome (I've seen an upcoming trail running event directly named after a disease, though). And the several memorial highways specified to meet certain conditions, such as the FritzOwl Memorial Highway being an US route, the Ethanman62187 Memorial Freeway being I-366 with an 85 mph speed limit, the TheAlan360 Memorial Goat Path being and not being a goat path, and the dzlsabe Memorial Hypotenuse cutting through neighborhoods.

And a couple more:
John Muir Freeway
Any street named after a US president in North Korea.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: kkt on July 11, 2016, 03:37:56 PM
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on July 11, 2016, 03:26:37 PM
And a couple more:
John Muir Freeway

Is your Google broken?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_State_Route_4
QuoteSR 4 is also known as the John Muir Parkway from I-80 in Hercules to I-680 near Martinez, named for the environmentalist John Muir.

Its name is Parkway, but it has been upgraded to freeway for a while now.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: kphoger on July 11, 2016, 05:34:09 PM
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on July 11, 2016, 03:26:37 PM
the FritzOwl Memorial Highway being an US route
the Ethanman62187 Memorial Freeway being I-366 with an 85 mph speed limit,
the TheAlan360 Memorial Goat Path being and not being a goat path

These actually deserve extra credit, if you ask me.  If you design and post a route shield for TheAlan360 Memorial Goat Path, I'll give you a gold crown.  It will be prohibited to wear said crown any day except yesterday, of course, the violation of which is both required by law and punishable by burning at the stake.  VIVA EL CHIVO...
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: paulthemapguy on July 12, 2016, 10:27:10 PM
Quote from: kkt on July 11, 2016, 03:37:56 PM
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on July 11, 2016, 03:26:37 PM
And a couple more:
John Muir Freeway

Is your Google broken?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_State_Route_4
QuoteSR 4 is also known as the John Muir Parkway from I-80 in Hercules to I-680 near Martinez, named for the environmentalist John Muir.

Its name is Parkway, but it has been upgraded to freeway for a while now.

Hahahaha actually I appreciate that this was brought up...I never considered the massive irony in that road name until just now.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: CNGL-Leudimin on July 13, 2016, 04:38:24 PM
Quote from: paulthemapguy on July 12, 2016, 10:27:10 PMHahahaha actually I appreciate that this was brought up...I never considered the massive irony in that road name until just now.

Yup. I thought they would never name a freeway after an enviromentalist, only to find it has already happened. Anyway, here are another three that will never exist:
Appalachian Freeway
Continental Divide Freeway
Pacific Crest Freeway

Also, I've mentioned a couple times there will never be a street named after a disease. This doesn't rule out the possibilty of a street named after someone whose last name happens to name a disease, like this rue in Marseille(s), France (https://www.google.es/maps/@43.2888098,5.4631485,3a,66.8y,48.94h,85.92t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sWs5-bnpK_nLNEnDPGYdXcw!2e0).
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: dmr37 on July 13, 2016, 05:47:40 PM
Hodgkins Road, Smithfield, IL
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: dfwmapper on July 13, 2016, 07:02:44 PM
Quote from: kphoger on July 10, 2016, 07:32:58 PM
This thread has devolved into a mix of (1) street names that do actually exist but the member neglected to bother doing a cursory Google search first, and (2) silly names that only bear resemblance to street names by the addition of "Hwy" or "St" at the end. We seem to have run out of truly clever ones.

I was about to suggest "Hwy 0", but Wikipedia lists two highways with that number, in Belgium and Hungary. That makes me wonder, are there any highways with true fractions as their number? e.g. Route 6½?
There are counties that didn't really feel like putting any effort into naming their roads and use whole numbers and letters for section line roads with fractions for in-between roads. The intersection of 19 1/2 Road and J 2/10 Road in Fruita, CO (https://goo.gl/maps/TG2X4bGTVn72), for example.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: kphoger on July 13, 2016, 09:01:38 PM
Quote from: dfwmapper on July 13, 2016, 07:02:44 PM
Quote from: kphoger on July 10, 2016, 07:32:58 PM
This thread has devolved into a mix of (1) street names that do actually exist but the member neglected to bother doing a cursory Google search first, and (2) silly names that only bear resemblance to street names by the addition of "Hwy" or "St" at the end. We seem to have run out of truly clever ones.

I was about to suggest "Hwy 0", but Wikipedia lists two highways with that number, in Belgium and Hungary. That makes me wonder, are there any highways with true fractions as their number? e.g. Route 6½?
There are counties that didn't really feel like putting any effort into naming their roads and use whole numbers and letters for section line roads with fractions for in-between roads. The intersection of 19 1/2 Road and J 2/10 Road in Fruita, CO (https://goo.gl/maps/TG2X4bGTVn72), for example.

Oh yeah, I'm quite familiar with local road names including fractions. But signed route numbers is another thing.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: TheHighwayMan3561 on July 15, 2016, 02:13:05 AM
Quote from: dvferyance on July 05, 2016, 04:57:51 PM
You will never see a Badger Rd in Minnesota or a Packer Dr there. You will never see a Vikings St in Wisconsin.

There's a Green Bay Avenue in Sturgeon Lake, MN.
Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: SteveG1988 on July 16, 2016, 12:27:04 AM
Was going to say Richard M. Nixon Freeway, but california has that.

And also Parkway.

Mussolini Mall Drive

Pinochet Petting Zoo Lane

Title: Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
Post by: kphoger on July 16, 2016, 08:47:53 AM
Quote from: kphoger on July 10, 2016, 07:32:58 PM
This thread has devolved into ... silly names that only bear resemblance to street names by the addition of "Hwy" or "St" at the end. We seem to have run out of truly clever ones.

Quote from: SteveG1988 on July 16, 2016, 12:27:04 AM
Pinochet Petting Zoo Lane

Thank you for proving my point.