Your favorite joke?

[sparker]

I recall one from the extremely portly comic Ralphie May:

"I love Lean Cuisine!  5 or 6 of them and you've got a decent meal!"

[JJBers]

Nobody has said Donald Trump....amazing.


Well, since I'm more of a internet-savvy kid, this is my favorite joke:

If you don't know, here's some context

[Takumi]

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?  Two.

Rick

I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to get that.

[1995hoo]

In view of this week's anniversary.....

What is the difference between Princess Diana and jokes about Princess Diana?

Jokes about Princess Diana get old.

(Answer in white text.)

[jp the roadgeek]

The Boston Red Sox

[Takumi]

In view of this week's anniversary.....

What is the difference between Princess Diana and jokes about Princess Diana?

Reminds me of this.

[wanderer2575]

A guy walks into a bar and sees a one-foot-tall man playing the piano in a corner. He says to the bartender, "That's amazing!  Where did you find this guy?"

The bartender replies, "Oh, I have a genie in the back room who grants wishes.  Give it a try if you want."

The man goes to the genie and says, "Oh, genie, I wish I had a 100 million bucks."  The genie nods his head and a few seconds later there's a puff of smoke and 100 million ducks are flying over the man's head.

The man goes back to the bartender and complains, "I wished for 100 million bucks, not 100 million ducks!"

And the bartender says, "Yeah?  Do you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?"

[inkyatari]

What is green, has wings, weighs 400 pounds, can shape shift, and loves the ladies?


Time.