What do you like to leave in your toilet?

[kphoger]

Take only pictures, leave only footprints. Oh wait, that's referring to nature, not bathroom fixtures.

  Good one!

[webny99]

If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down

Did anyone else hear this saying in middle/high school?

[kphoger]

If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down

Did anyone else hear this saying in middle/high school?

I first heard it in a preview of the 2004 movie Meet the Fockers.  I graduated high school in 1999, so that's a no for me.

Also:  what do you do if your poo is yellow?

[webny99]

If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down

... what do you do if your poo is yellow?

See a doctor?

[Road Hog]

If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down

Did anyone else hear this saying in middle/high school?

I first heard it in a preview of the 2004 movie Meet the Fockers.  I graduated high school in 1999, so that's a no for me.

Also:  what do you do if your poo is yellow?

Um, quit eating mustard and sticks of butter?

[GaryV]

What do I like to leave?  Pretty much whatever I liked on my burger, taco, omelet, pbj, ...

[Ned Weasel]

https://twitter.com/otterlyhuman/status/1390306987292823555

[kphoger]

What do I like to leave?  Pretty much whatever I liked on my burger, taco, omelet, pbj, ...

     

[Roadgeekteen]

A woman

[Scott5114]

A woman

Oh, you're rich enough to hire your own bathroom attendant, huh? Well la-dee-dah.

[Roadgeekteen]

A woman

Oh, you're rich enough to hire your own bathroom attendant, huh? Well la-dee-dah.

In, not in the room with.

[kphoger]

Toilet is another word for restroom.

[jmacswimmer]

A woman

Oh, you're rich enough to hire your own bathroom attendant, huh? Well la-dee-dah.

Either that, or RGT is secretly Dale Doback.

[index]

A woman

Oh, you're rich enough to hire your own bathroom attendant, huh? Well la-dee-dah.

In, not in the room with.

Are you disposing of the body?

[Roadgeekteen]

A woman

Oh, you're rich enough to hire your own bathroom attendant, huh? Well la-dee-dah.

In, not in the room with.

Are you disposing of the body?

uh no

[index]

A woman

Oh, you're rich enough to hire your own bathroom attendant, huh? Well la-dee-dah.

In, not in the room with.

Are you disposing of the body?

uh no

Sounds like something somebody disposing of a body would say.

[epzik8]

Toilet is another word for restroom.

In non-American Anglophone countries...

[Roadgeekteen]

A woman

Oh, you're rich enough to hire your own bathroom attendant, huh? Well la-dee-dah.

In, not in the room with.

Are you disposing of the body?

uh no

Sounds like something somebody disposing of a body would say.

I actually don't like women in my bathroom.

[kphoger]

I actually don't like women in my bathroom.

Then why do you like to leave them in there?

[Roadgeekteen]

I actually don't like women in my bathroom.

Then why do you like to leave them in there?

I don't. I was joking.

[kphoger]

I was joking.

Then I'm not supporting your campaign.

[Roadgeekteen]

I was joking.

Then I'm not supporting your campaign.

That's fine I don't need your help.

[Ned Weasel]

Every road renumbering idea I can think of that would be little more than a waste of money on changing a bunch of signs.

Don't tell me you don't come up with those when you're sitting there!

[kkt]

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[texaskdog]

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