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Transportation Haikus

Started by Zmapper, October 28, 2011, 05:25:08 PM

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1995hoo

Quote from: pianocello on October 31, 2011, 09:31:29 AM
Actually, I did
Not a friend of ethanman
Don't know him at all...


Except on this site
All here know his questions
Are not the smartest

....

I did not mean you!
By "friend" I meant Carl Rogers,
Who seems a troll too.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.


pianocello

After googling
I found him on MTR
Seems to be a fake

Now I understand
I skipped joining MTR
Went right here instead
Davenport, IA -> Valparaiso, IN -> Ames, IA -> Orlando, FL -> Gainesville, FL -> Evansville, IN

formulanone

Quote from: hbelkins on October 29, 2011, 08:36:34 PM
Viatologists
Aren't allowed at AA Roads site
We thank the Good Lord

Viatologist...
Could you define it for me?
Google was no help.

I always felt that
"vianaut" sure sounded nice
perhaps I was drunk.

Takumi

It is tedious,
Trying to match haiku with
Things like interstates
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

hbelkins

Quote from: formulanone on October 31, 2011, 10:43:39 AM

Viatologist...
Could you define it for me?
Google was no help.


Viatology
Term made up by Carl Rogers
He is such a dick

Viatology
Is scientific study
of roads. So Carl says

We all laugh at Carl
And his made up nonsense word
The joke is on him

Racist road sign man
Rants about n-words with glee
taxi driving bum

Soap and water are
Foreign objects to Randy
Mister tax cheat man

The sky cracked a roo
Tim is off his meds again
Please give him his pills


Government would be tolerable if not for politicians and bureaucrats.

yanksfan6129

Quote from: hbelkins on October 31, 2011, 11:09:07 AM
Quote from: formulanone on October 31, 2011, 10:43:39 AM

Viatologist...
Could you define it for me?
Google was no help.


Viatology
Term made up by Carl Rogers
He is such a dick

Viatology
Is scientific study
of roads. So Carl says

We all laugh at Carl
And his made up nonsense word
The joke is on him

Racist road sign man
Rants about n-words with glee
taxi driving bum

Soap and water are
Foreign objects to Randy
Mister tax cheat man

The sky cracked a roo
Tim is off his meds again
Please give him his pills

This, sir, is pure gold
Roadgeeks can do poetry
and H.B. proves it

hbelkins

Interstate Nine Nine
Many roadgeeks hate its guts
Shuster infamy

All roads in Dub Vee
Named Robert Byrd Expressway
Very confusing

Ohio drivers
Don't keep right except to pass
Screw them in the head


Government would be tolerable if not for politicians and bureaucrats.

formulanone

Ah, that settles it!
Old forum threads make sence now
Not a racist fan.

hbelkins

Spice Rack employee
My work is my hobby too
I have a cool job


Government would be tolerable if not for politicians and bureaucrats.

1995hoo

Cars with no headlights
Being driven after dark
Make me very mad.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

Scott5114

Tom from Ohio
He did us all a favor
And then he fucked off
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

Takumi

Saw a sign post down
On the way from work today
But couldn't get pics

A bad area
Where interstate meets ghetto
Is where I saw it

Later on that day
I drove by there once again
By then it was gone

US 460
95 and 85
Were the routes on it
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

1995hoo

Is Ethanman banned?
Made faux-moderator posts
Then vanished from view.

Cannot say I mind
But also am curious.
Maybe suspended?
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

Takumi

I thought the same thing.
That really does cross the line.
Maybe "Ethanbanned"
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

signalman

I regret missing
The faux-moderator posts
From Ethanman, help!

I would love to know
What idiotic statements
Caused him to get banned

corco

If there is a line
It was definitely crossed
Oh well, back to quo

hbelkins

Was he really banned?
We would really like to know.
Someone please tell us.


Government would be tolerable if not for politicians and bureaucrats.

signalman

I no longer see
His name in the register
I assume he's banned

Revive 755

Stupid traffic light
Wasting all my gasoline
Short out already

hbelkins

Quote from: signalman on November 06, 2011, 11:08:26 AM
I no longer see
His name in the register
I assume he's banned

Saw it earlier
Made me think he was still here
Maybe I was wrong


Government would be tolerable if not for politicians and bureaucrats.

1995hoo

Quote from: hbelkins on November 06, 2011, 04:42:58 PM
Quote from: signalman on November 06, 2011, 11:08:26 AM
I no longer see
His name in the register
I assume he's banned

Saw it earlier
Made me think he was still here
Maybe I was wrong

I checked his profile–
Last active this afternoon.
Guess he's still around?


Quote from: signalman on November 06, 2011, 10:36:01 AM
I regret missing
The faux-moderator posts
From Ethanman, help!

I would love to know
What idiotic statements
Caused him to get banned

Sent you a PM
Summarizing what went on.
Hope that clears it up.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

formulanone

Experience jaded
Modding another forum
Nuisance understood.

At least our underaged
Don't admit to possessions
They can't acquire.

Sometimes their wide mouths
Write checks they cannot tender
Endless rounds of shame.

Grammar and spelling
Knowledge, wisdom, and patience
Destroy weak users.

When force contains force
On the Florida's Turnpike
Ethanman still wrong.


Takumi

I guess my use of
"Ethanbanned" was ptemature.
And poorly received...
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

corco

I am not worried
He will be back soon under
a different name

signalman

#49
Left lane bandits block
Faster traffic from passing
Frustrates me always



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