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Started by cl94, December 05, 2017, 12:25:48 PM

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kkt

Quote from: kurumi on April 29, 2022, 04:35:45 PM


If he did, it might actually improve my opinion of him...


SSOWorld

When I think about DRPA and their view on cash toll customers...

Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

SSOWorld

While we're at it...

Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

thspfc

Quote from: SSOWorld on July 09, 2022, 09:21:54 PM
While we're at it...


To be THAT guy: it's US-18 east  :poke:

SSOWorld

#404
Quote from: thspfc on July 09, 2022, 10:08:14 PM
Quote from: SSOWorld on July 09, 2022, 09:21:54 PM
While we're at it...


To be THAT guy: it's US-18 east  :poke:
What are you talking about? ;)
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

SSOWorld

Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

plain




moto g(7) optimo (XT1952DL)

Newark born, Richmond bred

hotdogPi

Unpaid tolls: $36.50
Tax: $2.56
Peak hour fee: $4
Surge pricing fee: $6
Credit card fee: $1.46
Currency conversion fee: $1.46
You were going 68 mph in a 65 mph zone: $6
We don't like your bumper sticker: $5
Premium membership discount: -$3.65
Electric vehicle discount: -$1.82
Rounding: -$0.01

Total: $57.50
Stars earned: 115
Clinched

Traveled, plus
US 13, 44, 50
MA 22, 40, 107, 109, 117, 119, 126, 141, 159
NH 27, 111A(E); CA 133; NY 366; GA 42, 140; FL A1A, 7; CT 32; VT 2A, 5A; PA 3, 51, 60, QC 162, 165, 263; 🇬🇧A100, A3211, A3213, A3215, A4222; 🇫🇷95 D316

thspfc

Unpaid tolls: $36.50
Tax fee: $2.50
Fee tax: $2.50
Paperless fee: $2
Paper fee: $2
Inconvenience fee: $3
Intercontinental ballistic missile fee: $90 million
Car fee: $7
Existence fee: $10
Fee: $1

Total: $90,000,066.50
Death toll: 214

highwaytuna

My socially awkward self behind my friends at practically every party.

SSOWorld

- they are trying to blame the contractor for this horseshit.
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

FrCorySticha

Quote from: SSOWorld on July 24, 2022, 06:51:52 PM
they are trying to blame the contractor for this horseshit.

But, my traffic calming!

SSOWorld

Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

plain





moto g(7) optimo (XT1952DL)

Newark born, Richmond bred

MCRoads

Quote from: plain on July 19, 2022, 06:22:50 PM



moto g(7) optimo (XT1952DL)

Food delivery apps be like:
I build roads on Minecraft. Like, really good roads.
Interstates traveled:
4/5/10*/11**/12**/15/25*/29*/35(E/W[TX])/40*/44**/49(LA**)/55*/64**/65/66*/70°/71*76(PA*,CO*)/78*°/80*/95°/99(PA**,NY**)

*/** indicates a terminus/termini being traveled
° Indicates a gap (I.E Breezwood, PA.)

more room plz

Scott5114

I'm in Nevada right now.

uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

JoePCool14

Quote from: Scott5114 on October 25, 2022, 08:19:42 PM
I'm in Nevada right now.



You must be mentally abused living in Oklahoma.

:) Needs more... :sombrero: Not quite... :bigass: Perfect.
JDOT: We make the world a better place to drive.
Travel Mapping | 60+ Clinches | 260+ Traveled | 8000+ Miles Logged

kphoger

I think he also transited New Mexico, which explains it even more.
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

mgk920

The next time you are offered a *FREE* all-inclusive trip to Las Vegas, always read the fine print to make sure that it is to 'Las Vegas, N*V*' and not to 'Las Vegas N*M*'!


Mike

Scott5114

Quote from: JoePCool14 on October 26, 2022, 08:38:08 PM
Quote from: Scott5114 on October 25, 2022, 08:19:42 PM
I'm in Nevada right now.



You must be mentally abused living in Oklahoma.

You don't know the half of it, buddy. :P

Quote from: kphoger on October 27, 2022, 09:43:13 AM
I think he also transited New Mexico, which explains it even more.

Yeeeeeep. There's a subtle difference between New Mexico suck and Oklahoma suck I can't quite put my finger on. But they both suck.

Arizona isn't too great either at the moment because it seems like half the signs are in Clearview and half of them are in FHWA Series, which is worse than them all being in Clearview. I can handle Clearview when it's done to the consistency Texas does it, but rolling the random font die on each panel (even different signs for the same interchange!) is extremely annoying.

In contrast, I would rank Nevada's freeway signage somewhere in the top 10, at least going by what I've seen in metro Las Vegas. There are a few weird bugs here and there but they're infrequent enough I don't have a problem with them. Hell, Clark County does a better job than most states do.
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

hotdogPi

Quote from: Scott5114 on October 27, 2022, 01:48:07 PM
Yeeeeeep. There's a subtle difference between New Mexico suck and Oklahoma suck I can't quite put my finger on. But they both suck.

You explained it well before:

Quote from: Scott5114 on June 09, 2021, 01:20:07 PM
ODOT signage is æsthetically garbage, violates norms of both graphic design and traffic control, and hurts your eyes to look at. But it's almost always there, and it's usually complete and mostly correct. ODOT signage sucks, but you can at least navigate with it. NMDOT sometimes can't even manage to clear that simple bar, to the point that it starts to negatively impact navigability. So there's a pretty good argument that NMDOT is worse than ODOT.
Clinched

Traveled, plus
US 13, 44, 50
MA 22, 40, 107, 109, 117, 119, 126, 141, 159
NH 27, 111A(E); CA 133; NY 366; GA 42, 140; FL A1A, 7; CT 32; VT 2A, 5A; PA 3, 51, 60, QC 162, 165, 263; 🇬🇧A100, A3211, A3213, A3215, A4222; 🇫🇷95 D316

Scott5114

#421
Well, by "can't quite put my finger on" I mean, in instances where NMDOT has a sign there that is "correct", it tends to suck in a way that Oklahoma signage doesn't.

Some NMDOT practices I saw that I couldn't imagine Oklahoma doing, but I'm not sure why I can't imagine Oklahoma doing it:
- Two consecutive off ramps to the same frontage road with the same signed exit number
- A gore point sign with the same thin aluminum and square perforated posts as a conventional-road sign, with just the text "EXIT/XXX" and no arrow 
- A two-lane pullthru sign with a single arrow pointed directly at the lane line

One thing I can put my finger on is that directional banners appear to be entirely optional in New Mexico, even on Interstates.
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

JoePCool14

The random font thing is something I could say about ISTHA. They don't do Clearview anymore, but a significant number of Clearview signs are still posted.

The cheap exit gore sign thing is totally an IDOT thing. Though at least they remember the arrow, even if it's an ugly arrow.

:) Needs more... :sombrero: Not quite... :bigass: Perfect.
JDOT: We make the world a better place to drive.
Travel Mapping | 60+ Clinches | 260+ Traveled | 8000+ Miles Logged

kphoger

A lot of NMDOT signage looks like it might have been installed by a one-armed teenager with a ground rod driver.  Oklahoma at least tends to erect signs that don't look like they're about to fall over.
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kirbykart

Wow, I haven't heard much about New Mexico on this forum, now I'm hearing that its DOT is worse than OkDOT (I didn't think that was possible)! But, yeah, New Mexico sucks with lots of things, including their control cities. Ugh.



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