Random Thoughts

[kenarmy]

Why do we say something's up instead of something's down? It seems more fitting.
You're younger than me. No, not you. You.
Why can't bicycles stand up by their self? They are two tired! ......
Why can't Canals should be called "straits"?
Animals get tortured, skinned, and all that other mess, and we make rugs from them to walk on..
Isn't every science Earth & Space Science??
You can't spell Party without Trap.
"cut and glue" > "copying and paste"
Complaining makes you age.
Does anyone else's hearing in one ear just randomly stop and ring..
You're always hearing.
You can't spell untalented without U  .

[US71]

Why do we say something's up instead of something's down? It seems more fitting.
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Something's up.  Something is going down.

[JoePCool14]

Why can't bicycles stand up by their self? They are two tired! ......

The Dad jokes thread was locked a long time ago my dude!

[jmacswimmer]

Why are control cities such a contentious subject on the forum right now?

Why can't bicycles stand up by their self? They are two tired! ......

Similarly:
Man who stand in front of car gets tired
Man who stand behind car gets exhausted

Does anyone else's hearing in one ear just randomly stop and ring..

Yes.

[kphoger]

- Because.. why?? Just put that shit in a packet so it can be mixed or sum because un un.

That's like asking why coffee makers still exist, just because instant coffee is a thing.

- Because you decided to go to the mall, you didn't move, and then your body stops doing what tf it needs to do.

So if I go to the mall and get shot by a madman, then I'm responsible for my own death because I decided to leave home.  But if I stay home and get shot in a drive-by, then I'm responsible because I decided not to go to the mall.  Yeah, OK, bub.

most people have more than the average number of arms per human being

Mean, yes.  Median, certainly not.

their self?

That's not a phrase.

Animals get tortured, skinned, and all that other mess, and we make rugs from them to walk on..

The same animals?

[kurumi]

Pythagorean triples are 3 numbers where a² + b² = c², such as:
* 3, 4, 5
* 20, 21, 29
* 1, i, 0

[kenarmy]

- Because.. why?? Just put that shit in a packet so it can be mixed or sum because un un.

That's like asking why coffee makers still exist, just because instant coffee is a thing.

- Because you decided to go to the mall, you didn't move, and then your body stops doing what tf it needs to do.

So if I go to the mall and get shot by a madman, then I'm responsible for my own death because I decided to leave home.  But if I stay home and get shot in a drive-by, then I'm responsible because I decided not to go to the mall.  Yeah, OK, bub.

most people have more than the average number of arms per human being

Mean, yes.  Median, certainly not.

their self?

That's not a phrase.

Animals get tortured, skinned, and all that other mess, and we make rugs from them to walk on..

The same animals?

time to justify my random thoughts to kfogger. wait-
- Ok?
- Correct, or you didn't move fast enough. You had time to move.
- Thanks for correcting my typo, it was much needed.
- Uh I'm confused. But either way, humans are terrible.

[Scott5114]

- Correct, or you didn't move fast enough. You had time to move.

Bullets move at 2640 feet per second. The typical reaction time of a human is 250 ms. So in order for you to "have time to move" you have to both be able to see the gunman and know they're about to shoot you, and they have to be at least 660 feet away.

[TheHighwayMan3561]

- Correct, or you didn't move fast enough. You had time to move.

Bullets move at 2640 feet per second. The typical reaction time of a human is 250 ms. So in order for you to "have time to move" you have to both be able to see the gunman and know they're about to shoot you, and they have to be at least 660 feet away.

That's faster than the speed of sound, so the bullet has already hit you before you even hear the sound of the gun.

[kphoger]

- Uh I'm confused. But either way, humans are terrible.

Do you long to go back to a time in human history when humans didn't kill animals for their hides?

Or do you wish we were more like other animals?

[I-55]

"There's no 'I' in team!"
"There's no 'U' Either!"

And there's no 'team' in 'IU'

[kphoger]

- The death rate in this country is approaching 100%.

[zachary_amaryllis]

there is a very small, but real, chance that all the air molecules in the room will suddenly congregate in a corner.

[dlsterner]

"There's no 'I' in team!"

[kenarmy]

"There's no 'I' in team!"

yeah, because there's already "me" in it  .
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- We have "family reunions" and purposely separate some days later.
- Somebody or something owns everything you want.
- If you don't like rap, i'm just gonna assume you're ***, *****, or ******. The first three are probably not what you think..
- I think about going back to sleep when I check my replies in the morning and only see FritzOwl's thread and Alanland getting 2 new pages.
- You have to nap in order to sleep, by definition.
- You can't stop me from loving you. Yes. You.
- The person in a group that you look at first during laughter is your favorite.
- What is the benefit of childbirth?? And maintaining human population isn't good enough.
- You aren't a black male from Mississippi that is currently hungry, has skin discoloration, and has a water bottle that's empty beside the bed. 
- You've most likely had a crush on a minor..

[kphoger]

"There's no 'I' in team!"

Yep.  It's right there in the a-hole.

- If you don't like rap, i'm just gonna assume you're ***, *****, or ******. The first three are probably not what you think..

rad, smart, or and classy

- The person in a group that you look at first during laughter is your favorite.

Wow.  Now I'm never going to forget that, and it's probably going to make me uncomfortable sometime soon.  Good grief, man!  What havoc you have just wreaked in my mind...

- What is the benefit of childbirth?? And maintaining human population isn't good enough.

You don't believe there's an innate desire in many people to have a family? that, for many people, having kids grows naturally out of a marriage relationship?  Beyond that, though, children can provide parents companionship, workload assistance, additional connection points to the community, a feeling of accomplishment, a system of care during their old age, etc, etc.

- You aren't a black male from Mississippi that is currently hungry, has skin discoloration, and has a water bottle that's empty beside the bed. 

Nope.  I'm a white male from Kansas that is currently hungry, has skin discoloration (does sunburn count?), and has a water bottle that's empty beside the office computer.  Hmm, that reminds me to go make some tea soon.  j/k

[Big John]

- You've most likely had a crush on a minor..

nope

[kphoger]

- You've most likely had a crush on a minor..

nope

Not even in high school?

[Big John]

- You've most likely had a crush on a minor..

nope

Not even in high school?

no, the girls were all suck up

[Roadgeekteen]

- You've most likely had a crush on a minor..

I currently have a crush on many minors.

[kphoger]

- You've most likely never had a crush on a miner..

[jmacswimmer]

- You've most likely never had a crush on a miner..

[kurumi]

In 16th and 17th century Europe, where castrati were a thing, do you think some otherwise talented youngsters figured out it was wise to keep that talent a secret -- and deliberately sandbag any auditions they were called to?

- You seem like you would have a good voice, young man.

"No, no, I'm terrible at music. Listen: " [commence tone-deaf growling]

- Oh, that's dreadful. NEXT!

[Scott5114]

Beyond that, though, children can provide parents companionship, workload assistance, additional connection points to the community, a feeling of accomplishment, a system of care during their old age, etc, etc.

So does owning a horse. (Except of the system of care during their old age.)

[kphoger]

Beyond that, though, children can provide parents companionship, workload assistance, additional connection points to the community, a feeling of accomplishment, a system of care during their old age, etc, etc.

So does owning a horse. (Except of the system of care during their old age.)

Yes, I suppose horses are like pets that actually do some work around the place.