Random Thoughts

[kenarmy]

- The chances of you existing are so slim.

The chances of me existing are 100%.

- Someone is praying to be in your position.

What, at work?  I highly doubt that.

Walking to the mailbox is intimidating. Like what am I supposed to look at, and what do I do with my arms??

I'm just walking in the open with nobody else around, and everybody could just be watching me from their windows.

I signed up to play an instrument, not to move my hips in front of all these people  ..

Self-conscious much?

I find it awkward to call your wife your "girlfriend". Just sounds bizarre.

Well, you don't have to call my wife my "girlfriend", then.

- I meant coming to existence. If only that semen didn't survive the battle  .

- I was talking about living in general, but well..

- Correct. And idk what to do about it  .

- Ok but your wife is still your ex- something. Right? 

- Most black people say they can't be racist because *oomf* people don't get offended when you call them *crunch*. And if I said *crunch* or *honk* out loud, I'm sure I would get laughed at. And it sucks when you get into a cyber argument, because when you get called *snicker* you can't even say anything back.

[kenarmy]

- So does the radio stop playing when you get in a wreck?
- There could be intense ant wars going on in the backyard..
- Avocados used to be called Alligator Pears.
- The Octothorpe will always adapt and be relevant.
- Whenever I'm feeling down, I just remember I fit into multiple p*rn categories.
- I knew something was off when I started laughing in the mirror because I couldn't make myself cry.
- Wtf is "irl"? What isn't??
- Body Shaming is so dumb. How you gone get mad that someone has a bigger belly than you??
- Bye I'm single because I'm too hot for everyone. I'd stay away too.

[kphoger]

How does a 67 year old date a 20 year old? (Old and a young person dating)

The numbers aren't the same, but my sister's husband is older than our father.  And they're perfect for each other.

[Roadgeekteen]

- So does the radio stop playing when you get in a wreck?

Probably depends on how severe the crash is and if the electrical components that power the radio broke or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2erf2kbJYc

[kphoger]

- Wtf is "irl"? What isn't??

1.  IRL is 'in real life'.

2.  FritzOwl's plans.

- Ok but your wife is still your ex- something. Right? 

My ex-something?  Yes.  But that isn't the same thing as being my ex.  One's ex is usually defined as being someone he or she is no longer with.

From Merriam-Webster:

one that formerly held a specified position or place
especially : a former spouse or former partner in an intimate relationship

My wife is not my ex, because she is not my former spouse or partner.

[zachary_amaryllis]

- Someone is praying to be in your position.

What, at work?  I highly doubt that.

i'm a 51 year old dancing sign spinner who lives in a cabin the size of your bathroom behind his mother's house. someone is praying some weird prayers.

[webny99]

We should probably get clarification here, because there are several interpretations of "position". 

[CoreySamson]

Why is the most common way to write the country Ivory Coast's name Cote d'Ivoire? With every other country, we write their names in English, not in a foreign language (after all, we don't call Spain España or the Dominican Republic República Dominicana).

[kenarmy]

- Why do clowns wear afros and have big noses... seems fishy..
- Gorillas can catch human colds..
- Tea is disgusting. No way you just enjoy water, sugar, and leaves mixed together  .
- I wonder are kids in the future going to be taught that America didn't lose the Afghanistan war. It'll probably just be forgotten.
- Speaking of, the US has never been war-free since I've been alive.
- You'll never see me.
- The Wright Brothers only flew together once.
- There's a city named Rome on every continent. Except Antarctica.
- Most department stores tend to play slower music, in order to slow down customers and keep them shopping longer. The opposite is true for restaurants.
- Both volleyball and basketball were invented in Massachusetts. Ig they're good for something.

[Angelo71]

Why do people like Pittsburgh?
How do people live in big cities?
Why do people like the desert?
Why does alanland exist?
Whoever thought that school was a good idea? Was their kid too bad and they wanted to torture them for 13 years?
Why do old people say I wish I was a kid again? I just don't understand.
Why do people like tik tok or whaterer it is going to be the end of humanity. If tic tok continues we're all going to be dancing on graves!

[webny99]

- Hot Tea is disgusting. No way you just enjoy water, sugar, and leaves mixed together  .

FTFY. Iced tea is great. 

[Angelo71]

All tea is good but iced tea is the best!!!

[kphoger]

- Tea is disgusting. No way you just enjoy water, sugar, and leaves mixed together  .

Is coffee (bean water) any better?  Explain that one to me, if so.

How do people live in big cities?

Because, if nobody lived in them, they wouldn't be big cities.

Why do people like the desert?

Because it has low humidity, few rainy days, clear skies, striking landscapes, few allergens...  Basically because it's nothing like Virginia.

Whoever thought that school was a good idea? Was their kid too bad and they wanted to torture them for 13 years?

Parents who were busy enough to not teach their own children, I suppose.  Can't just have a bunch of ignorant people running around, so someone had to take up the mantle.

Why do old people say I wish I was a kid again? I just don't understand.

Because (1) they wish they had less responsibility than they do now and (2) their childhood didn't suck.  If either of those two conditions isn't true, then chances are that person never says they wish they were a kid again.

[renegade]

-  One of our members is possibly a stalker.
-  Another of our members is likely to be getting a visit from the Secret Service.  Soon.

[Roadgeekteen]

-  Another of our members is likely to be getting a visit from the Secret Service.  Soon.

Who?

[kphoger]

Yeah, I guess I'm kind of wondering who attempted an assassination, committed wire fraud, counterfeited money, or committed identity theft.

[kphoger]

Ooh!  No!  It's for all the intellectual property crime committed here whenever we post photos without crediting the owner...

[Roadgeekteen]

Ooh!  No!  It's for all the intellectual property crime committed here whenever we post photos without crediting the owner...

I always credit the owner when I post a picture.

[kphoger]

Ooh!  No!  It's for all the intellectual property crime committed here whenever we post photos without crediting the owner...

I always credit the owner when I post a picture.

*whew*    looks like you're off the hook, at least...

[JoePCool14]

Ooh!  No!  It's for all the intellectual property crime committed here whenever we post photos without crediting the owner...

Ah, no. It's because of all the times I've used assets that others have made or ripped in the signs I made like gantries and arrows. Definitely their biggest priority.

Why do people like tik tok or whaterer it is going to be the end of humanity. If tic tok continues we're all going to be dancing on graves!

Never thought I'd say this, but I actually... agree with Angelo here! TikTok is honestly the worst social media platform thus far.

[Flint1979]

I had never been to Frankfort, KY until yesterday (I've been close to it but not actually in it). So I'm riding around town trying to find the state capital building which was easy to find but I felt pretty good while I was riding on KY-420. What was funny about this is that KY-420 which is basically a spur of US-127 part of the street is called High Street. So your riding on KY-420 along High Street. Pretty fabulous.

[webny99]

-  Another of our members is likely to be getting a visit from the Secret Service.  Soon.

Who?

Yeah, I guess I'm kind of wondering who attempted an assassination, committed wire fraud, counterfeited money, or committed identity theft.

I had a different interpretation. Based upon some of the previous "random thoughts", I figured it was probably math related, as in:

The Secret Service investigates XX cases and there are XX forum members, therefore...

[TheHighwayMan3561]

You probably realize your spouse is a complete idiot, but react angrily when your kids discover that fact for themselves.

[kkt]

Whoever thought that school was a good idea? Was their kid too bad and they wanted to torture them for 13 years?
Why do old people say I wish I was a kid again? I just don't understand.

Answers to both these questions may become apparent once you've had to search for a job and then hold one for a few years.  Although it might take until you have kids too.

[Angelo71]

Whoever thought that school was a good idea? Was their kid too bad and they wanted to torture them for 13 years?
Why do old people say I wish I was a kid again? I just don't understand.

Answers to both these questions may become apparent once you've had to search for a job and then hold one for a few years.  Although it might take until you have kids too.

What if you like your job? I'm sure Wendy Williams isn't crying and wishing she was a kid right now.