Random Thoughts

[kenarmy]

- Sure clowns are scary.. But have you ever broke something at an in-law's house??
- HELP, I had no idea a person from Britain was called a "Briton". I swear I've never heard this before.
- It's insane how many 2nd generation Tahoes/ 9th generation Suburbans I see a day.
- Threads you'll never see is full of threads that you'll never see.
- I hate when there's a picture of something looking directly at me while I'm reading. Like wtf??
- You experience trillions of things that no one else experiences.
- It's impossible to hurt yourself by pinching your elbow. And no, don't use your nails dummy.
- I love my parents, but I hate stressing at the last minute to get a mother/father's day gift.
- It's actually spelled fabreze and not fabreeze..
- It's spelled "flintstones" and not "flinstones". My childhood is such a lie.

[Roadgeekteen]

- Threads you'll never see is full of threads that you'll never see.

Unless someone makes the thread.

[kurumi]

If you grew up back east and travel out west, you'll be surprised at the number of places named after SUVs and pickup trucks :-)

[Angelo71]

If you grew up back east and travel out west, you'll be surprised at the number of places named after SUVs and pickup trucks :-)

Telluride Colorado

[kenarmy]

- What was Russian America called before America was called America?
- Neil Armstrong only died 9 years ago, I swear it was longer than that.
- There are broke people more famous than you.
- Big D stands for Big Demeanor
- You can't make up a color.
- Life is just a competition to see which organs can last the longest.
- Before you discriminate or hate on somebody, just remember you're working for somebody just like them ultimately.
- It makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly.
- This 'Spring Forward' thing wouldn't be a problem if it happened during 2 pm on Monday.
- Since there are 3,600 seconds in an hour, and most people make less than $36.00/hr, their time is worth less than a penny per second. It's literally worth your time to pick up a penny from the ground.
- You never close your eyes, you just cover them.

[Roadgeekteen]

- What was Russian America called before America was called America?

Russia got to America after it was named America.

[jmacswimmer]

- Big D stands for Big Demeanor

Is that you Megan Thee Stallion?

[kenarmy]

- What was Russian America called before America was called America?

Russia got to America after it was named America.

- They were there before that. It just wasn't an official colony, but they had to call it something. Right?

- Big D stands for Big Demeanor

Is that you Megan Thee Stallion?

omg somebody understands the reference bye that made my day.

[jmacswimmer]

- Big D stands for Big Demeanor

Is that you Megan Thee Stallion?

omg somebody understands the reference bye that made my day.

Not only did I get it, I literally read it in her voice

[GaryV]

- What was Russian America called before America was called America?

Russia got to America after it was named America.

- They were there before that. It just wasn't an official colony, but they had to call it something. Right?

No.  America was named more than 2 centuries before the Russians came to Alaska.  Sure, it wasn't "The United States of America" then.  But it was called America.

[kphoger]

- Tea is disgusting. No way you just enjoy water, sugar, and leaves mixed together  .

Tea is awesome - both hot and iced.  Never was a real coffee fan though.

Though I do wonder about the discovery of tea ...

Maybe two cavemen, Igg and Ogg, were out hunting mammoth for that night's dinner when they came across a pond.

Igg:  "Look at that water ... it's all brown colored from all of the leaves floating in it!"
Ogg:  "???"   (puzzled look)
Igg:  "???"   (puzzled look)
Ogg:  "I have an idea!  Let's drink it!"

Igg and Ogg were definitely both guys, then.

[kphoger]

- It makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly.

This is one of my favorites so far.

[Scott5114]

- This 'Spring Forward' thing wouldn't be a problem if it happened during 2 pm on Monday.

Since I used to work graveyard shift at a hospitality business, I used to work during the time changes every year (since Saturday was one of our busiest nights, and time change is Saturday going into Sunday). It wasn't terrible to deal with, but I think most people would consider it more of a problem if it was during most people's active hours.

Spring forward wasn't a problem most of the time. The clock just goes from 0:59 to 2:00. This does mean that you're an hour short on your worked hours. This kind of sucks if you need every dollar you can get, but I was doing well enough that it never bothered me.

Fall back is what caused all of the problems. First off, we were already working nine-hour shifts, and extending that to ten hours is not a lot of fun, even if you do get to make back the hour you lost in spring. Then, we had a lot of technical issues with Multimedia-brand (now Everi) slot machines refusing to accept tickets after the time change that were printed before the time change (i.e. they wouldn't accept a ticket printed at 1:59 five minutes later at 1:04 because the timestamp on the ticket was in the future). So many customers could not get that if they wanted to play that machine they had to either use another voucher or cash it in first. Also, there was the problem of logging that time on paperwork and such. If you open up a machine at 1:05 and there is an issue arising later that needs to be checked on the accounting system or surveillance, how do you communicate on the log that you were there at the first 1:05 and not the second 1:05?

[Roadgeekteen]

- This 'Spring Forward' thing wouldn't be a problem if it happened during 2 pm on Monday.

In before lock

[Scott5114]

Maryland has designated jousting and lacrosse as its official state sports. I kind of want to see them make a hybrid between the two called marylandball.

[kevinb1994]

Maryland has designated jousting and lacrosse as its official state sports. I kind of want to see them make a hybrid between the two called marylandball.

Marylandball? What about the Washingtonball? Lol

[Scott5114]

Maryland has designated jousting and lacrosse as its official state sports. I kind of want to see them make a hybrid between the two called marylandball.

Marylandball? What about the Washingtonball? Lol

replace one state with the name of a completely unrelated state that has nothing to do with the content of the post = INSTANT HUMOR

[kphoger]

Maryland has designated jousting and lacrosse as its official state sports. I kind of want to see them make a hybrid between the two called marylandball.

Marylandball? What about the Washingtonball? Lol

replace one state with the name of a completely unrelated state that has nothing to do with the content of the post = INSTANT HUMOR

Yes.  I assume that's why he lolled.

[kenarmy]

- A graduation ceremony is basically end credits being read out loud.
- Threesome is such a boring term. What about a dirty trinity, or a triathlon?
- A different version of you exists in the mind of everyone you know.
- If Apple manufactured clothing they'd probably have all the belt loops on their jeans a different size than normal, so you'd also have to buy an Apple Belt.
- Why don't airplanes have movie theaters for those waiting on planes?
- No one has ever been in an empty room.
- Arthritis is like a speech impediment for sign language.
- It's impossible to "bite down" on something.
- Imagine if future generators use "dictator" as a positive thing such as "emperor" or "king" today..
- Some other languages call us "United Statesians"

[kphoger]

- It's impossible to "bite down" on something.

Put your chin on the tabletop.  Open your mouth.  Insert food.  Bite down.

- Imagine if future generators use "dictator" as a positive thing such as "emperor" or "king" today..

I always get a chuckle whenever I drive by this trailer park.  The term caudillo means, roughly, a military dictator.  Why someone thought that would be a great name for a neighborhood, I don't know.

I like Italicizing every line. Idk it's just pleasing.

What changed?

[webny99]

I always get a chuckle whenever I drive by this trailer park.  The term caudillo means, roughly, a military dictator.  Why someone thought that would be a great name for a neighborhood, I don't know.

Here's one worse (it's a street name, though, not a neighborhood).

One time in middle school, we had to create a fictional neighborhood for a project of some sort, and I picked a few random street names to use, this one among them. So of course, the teacher said "Um, you may want to pick another name"... so of course I looked it up the next chance I got, and was quite surprised and amused with my findings... LOL!!

[kenarmy]

- It's impossible to "bite down" on something.

Put your chin on the tabletop.  Open your mouth.  Insert food.  Bite down.

- Imagine if future generators use "dictator" as a positive thing such as "emperor" or "king" today..

I always get a chuckle whenever I drive by this trailer park.  The term caudillo means, roughly, a military dictator.  Why someone thought that would be a great name for a neighborhood, I don't know.

I like Italicizing every line. Idk it's just pleasing.

What changed?

- No, you're biting up because your top jaw doesn't move.

- And they make it look really appealing..

- Really I was a dumbass and I didn't know that I didn't have to do every line until you said something. But N E Way

[kphoger]

- It's impossible to "bite down" on something.

Put your chin on the tabletop.  Open your mouth.  Insert food.  Bite down.

- No, you're biting up because your top jaw doesn't move.

Huh?  The actual biting action would be accomplished by your top jaw moving down.  Your bottom jaw would remain in place on the tabletop, and your upper jaw would be the only one moving.

Like this:

I like Italicizing every line. Idk it's just pleasing.

What changed?

- Really I was a dumbass and I didn't know that I didn't have to do every line until you said something. But N E Way

So, you were just lying when you said you did it because it you found it satisfying and liked it.   

[kenarmy]

- It's impossible to "bite down" on something.

Put your chin on the tabletop.  Open your mouth.  Insert food.  Bite down.

- No, you're biting up because your top jaw doesn't move.

Huh?  The actual biting action would be accomplished by your top jaw moving down.  Your bottom jaw would remain in place on the tabletop, and your upper jaw would be the only one moving.

Like this:

GROSS IMAGE

I like Italicizing every line. Idk it's just pleasing.

What changed?

- Really I was a dumbass and I didn't know that I didn't have to do every line until you said something. But N E Way

So, you were just lying when you said you did it because it you found it satisfying and liked it.   

- That's your bottom jaw moving!

- Well, kinda, but um hehe.

[CoreySamson]

Why do cartoon characters never grow up? Calliou has always been 4 and he's never turned 5.