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Started by US71, July 18, 2018, 09:34:46 PM

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US71

VMS's in Chicago now broadcast anti-ketchup propaganda. I wonder how they feel about mustard?
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Rothman

Quote from: US71 on July 18, 2018, 09:34:46 PM
VMS's in Chicago now broadcast anti-ketchup propaganda. I wonder how they feel about mustard?
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Please note: All comments here represent my own personal opinion and do not reflect the official position(s) of NYSDOT.

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Quote from: tribar on July 13, 2018, 12:29:53 PM



And I will darn put ketchup on my hot dogs no matter what the food snobs say.  :crazy:

Flint1979

Ketchup should never be on a coney or a Chicago style hot dog. Mustard only.

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No Speeding? (You know how many people don't speed in Chicagoland - < ~25%
No Ketchup? YOU DAMN RIGHT!!!
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Quote from: SSOWorld on July 18, 2018, 11:48:12 PM
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No Speeding? (You know how many people don't speed in Chicagoland - < ~25%
No Ketchup? YOU DAMN RIGHT!!!
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sparker

Does the dissed substance include BBQ sauce?  Some folks consider that simply ketchup with hickory flavoring!

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Quote from: US71 on July 18, 2018, 09:34:46 PM
VMS's in Chicago now broadcast anti-ketchup propaganda. I wonder how they feel about mustard?

Mustard  :love: :love:
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triplemultiplex

Mustard is effin' nasty.  No wonder Chicago sucks...
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Quote from: SSOWorld on July 18, 2018, 11:48:12 PM
No Speeding? (You know how many people don't speed in Chicagoland - < ~25%

And all of them are in the left lane.
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US71

Quote from: triplemultiplex on July 19, 2018, 09:12:33 AM
Mustard is effin' nasty.  No wonder Chicago sucks...
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I don't like mustard, but I can't diss Chicago (even if it IS f'ing cold in the Winter). My family is from there.
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jon daly

Out of spite, I had a hot dog with hamburg relish today. I don't dislike Chicago, and I think mustard is the best condiment out there, but I find food absolutes silly.

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Imho, ketchup, mustard, and hot dogs can all chomp donkey taint
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KeithE4Phx

Ketchup only belongs on fast-food burgers and fries.  Putting it on a hot dog is absolute blasphemy.  Especially an all-beef hot dog like Vienna, Nathan's, or Hebrew National.
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Flint1979

I could never put ketchup on a Koegel's hot dog or a Vienna Beef it doesn't seem right and I don't like it on there. A Chicago style hot dog is mustard, onion, relish, pickle spear, tomato, sport peppers and celery salt.

Dearborn Sausage in Detroit makes a good hot dog too.

JREwing78

Chicago dog sauce, anyone?  :-D

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#ketchupdidnothingwrong

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KeithE4Phx

Quote from: kurumi on July 19, 2018, 11:57:42 PM
If tomatoes are a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie

Ketchup is a vegetable.  If Ronald Reagan said it, it has to be true.  :)

But, fruit, vegetable, or smoothie, KETCHUP DOES NOT BELONG ON A HOT DOG!!!!!!!  In fact, it doesn't belong on most foods, other than maybe meatloaf and McDonalds burgers & fries.
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formulanone

The Bible never talked about ketchup seeds.

Rothman

I don't find it a matter of exclusivity.  I have cooked a couple of hot dogs and put ketchup on one and mustard on the other.  It's all good.

Still, when at one of those Chicago joints that are obnoxious sticklers about no ketchup, do as the Chicagoans do, I suppose.
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inkyatari

I'm no fan of ketchup on hot dogs, but I make exception for specialty ketchups, like Tabasco ketchup and the like.

While I love a good chicago style dog, sometimes mustard and salsa is all I need.
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jon daly

Quote from: formulanone on July 20, 2018, 07:52:28 AM
The Bible never talked about ketchup seeds.

That's my problem with this not ketchup pronouncement. It's quasi-religious.

MikeTheActuary

Quote from: jon daly on July 20, 2018, 09:47:35 AM
Quote from: formulanone on July 20, 2018, 07:52:28 AM
The Bible never talked about ketchup seeds.

That's my problem with this not ketchup pronouncement. It's quasi-religious.

Well, mustard is the condiment of the gods.

Ketchup is just an emulsified manmade abomination.  :)

hbelkins

I do not care for ketchup as a solo condiment on anything. I don't like catsup, either.

But I also do not like all those toppings (pickle, relish, onions, poppyseed bun, etc.) that go onto a Chicago-style dog.

I will eat ketchup with mustard on a burger. On a dog, it's mustard only. I will also eat mustard only on a burger. But I do not want any of that stuff on a ham sandwich, bologna sandwich, or any other lunchmeat sandwich.

And mayo is Satan's semen. Gag.

Next thing you know, they'll be posting signs about pizza crust styles.


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