What do you like to leave in your toilet?

Started by renegade, April 03, 2021, 04:05:19 PM

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Nothing, I prefer to ensure everything is gone after I flush.
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Quote from: 1995hoo on April 03, 2021, 06:34:52 PM
Nothing, I prefer to ensure everything is gone after I flush.
Oops, I agree, I just want water in there.
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Quote from: 1995hoo on April 03, 2021, 06:34:52 PM
Nothing, I prefer to ensure everything is gone after I flush.

If only more people thought like you... especially in public bathrooms  :ded:
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Quote from: Zeffy on April 03, 2021, 06:41:17 PM
Quote from: 1995hoo on April 03, 2021, 06:34:52 PM
Nothing, I prefer to ensure everything is gone after I flush.

If only more people thought like you... especially in public bathrooms  :ded:
Urinals are mostly fine, the stalls are disasters.
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Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 03, 2021, 11:14:40 PM
Quote from: Zeffy on April 03, 2021, 06:41:17 PM
Quote from: 1995hoo on April 03, 2021, 06:34:52 PM
Nothing, I prefer to ensure everything is gone after I flush.

If only more people thought like you... especially in public bathrooms  :ded:
Urinals are mostly fine, the stalls are disasters.

Amusingly that reminds me of the time I was managing security at a Sears store (about 15 years ago) and someone pooped in the urinal.  It was hard to disagree with the logic of their decision based off what the stalls looked like but it threw the whole operation into chaos.

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Quote from: Max Rockatansky on April 03, 2021, 11:24:16 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 03, 2021, 11:14:40 PM
Quote from: Zeffy on April 03, 2021, 06:41:17 PM
Quote from: 1995hoo on April 03, 2021, 06:34:52 PM
Nothing, I prefer to ensure everything is gone after I flush.

If only more people thought like you... especially in public bathrooms  :ded:
Urinals are mostly fine, the stalls are disasters.

Amusingly that reminds me of the time I was managing security at a Sears store (about 15 years ago) and someone pooped in the urinal.  It was hard to disagree with the logic of their decision based off what the stalls looked like but it threw the whole operation into chaos.

https://youtu.be/aCnZKDn8tzo
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

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Quote from: Zeffy on April 03, 2021, 06:41:17 PM
Quote from: 1995hoo on April 03, 2021, 06:34:52 PM
Nothing, I prefer to ensure everything is gone after I flush.

If only more people thought like you... especially in public bathrooms  :ded:

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Quote from: index on April 06, 2021, 07:14:09 AM
Number three.
That reminds me of an inside joke I have with a friend; number six (if you're interested, it's explosive diarrhea. I forget what 3-5 were)
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Quote from: Takumi on April 06, 2021, 12:33:04 PM
Quote from: index on April 06, 2021, 07:14:09 AM
Number three.
Would that be vomit, semen, or menstrual blood?

I've always considered the first "number three". I don't know that the other two end up in the toilet (rather than the trash can) the majority of the time, enough that it's worth assigning them numbers. Possibly menstrual blood, since you might have to plausibly excuse yourself to handle a "number five", but nobody wants to know if you're going to go take care of "number four".
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Quote from: kphoger on April 06, 2021, 04:37:10 PM
If there's a urinal cake in there when I arrive, then there's usually one in there when I leave.
You're telling me you don't eat the urinal cake?
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