I don't think this has been done on the forum yet...
The basic premise is that we'll all write a story together, three words at a time. I'll post three words to start things off, and then the next person will post three words of his or her choosing, and so on. I'm sure we'll keep bringing up road-related topics along the way, but feel free to let the story go wherever–keeping in mind the forum guidelines, of course.
RULES
1. Post three words only–nothing more, nothing less. Don't add any commentary, don't explain yourself.
2. Don't quote the previous post as part of yours, because that's just silly.
3. Your three words must be able to keep the flow of a sentence going. (Example: "cleaning the bathroom" cannot follow "I parked alongside" because that just makes no sense at all.)
4. What counts as a word?
a. Hyphenated words (such as "mother-in-law") count as one word.
b. Compounds that are not hyphenated (such as "high school") count as multiple words.
c. Numbers (such as "167") count as one word when written thusly, but multiple words if spelled out (such as "six thousand").
d. Initials count as words (for example, "U. S. A." counts as three words, although "hbelkins" only counts as one).
5. English only, unless obviously appropriate.
TIPS
1. Read the last several posts–not just the last one or two–before choosing your words, or else it won't make much sense.
2. Don't be afraid to end your post with a comma or a period, or else we'll just end up with a huge run-on sentence.
The key to
success is knowing
How to be
a total asshole
unless you're a
Goat or tortoise
then you would
already know it.
Besides, if you
give me a
U.S. federal route
Calrog might join
which would cause
chaos to the
World of Fritzowl.
For example, 31W
would no longer
pass near a
goat farm and
little green shrub,
and therefore, it
would not meet
Suffolk's suffix needs.
VDOT ceded maintenance
of all highways
to the Empire
Today commercial singers,
entered Alanland from
the carpeted highway
Also known as
the uncarpeted highway.
Grandmother always said:
"Don't ever post
my name here."
Said Scott adamantly.
NE2 then interjected
"I like poo"
Yawn. But then,
The Perkins Union
declared war on
the viatologists' club
and then Alanland
said "Damned viatologists!"
Along came Charlie
friend of Augustus
who had a
pretty pink pony
and a goat
that wasn't pink
and they committed
a ritual sacrifice
by destroying Sheetz
and worshiping Wawa.
Afterward, the goat
sat down to
defecate upon the
highway shoulder and
eat some tasty
Bud Shuster's flesh
, which–interestingly enough–
tastes like chicken
. I just pooed.
NE2 didn't wipe.
Quote from: Scott5114 on March 21, 2019, 07:14:07 PM
U.S. federal route
Well, since it's you, I'll let it slide... :)
Quote from: kphoger on March 21, 2019, 05:32:12 PM
RULES
4. What counts as a word?
d. Initials count as words (for example, "U. S. A." counts as three words, although "hbelkins" only counts as one).
But that's not
Quote from: kphoger on March 22, 2019, 02:13:18 PM
Quote from: Scott5114 on March 21, 2019, 07:14:07 PM
U.S. federal route
Well, since it's you, I'll let it slide... :)
Quote from: kphoger on March 21, 2019, 05:32:12 PM
RULES
4. What counts as a word?
d. Initials count as words (for example, "U. S. A." counts as three words, although "hbelkins" only counts as one).
Just drop the periods, and then it counts, no?
the only thing
that counts in
[I was waiting for someone to come in and fuck this up, I thought it would be roadgeekteen.]
New South Wales
Quote from: webny99 on March 22, 2019, 02:19:45 PM
Quote from: kphoger on March 22, 2019, 02:13:18 PM
Quote from: Scott5114 on March 21, 2019, 07:14:07 PM
U.S. federal route
Well, since it's you, I'll let it slide... :)
Quote from: kphoger on March 21, 2019, 05:32:12 PM
RULES
4. What counts as a word?
d. Initials count as words (for example, "U. S. A." counts as three words, although "hbelkins" only counts as one).
Just drop the periods, and then it counts, no?
the only thing
No, that should still be multiple words. The only reason I'd count 'hbelkins' is because he turned it into a "word".
of the "Land
of the Lost."
Quote from: kphoger on March 22, 2019, 02:13:18 PM
Quote from: Scott5114 on March 21, 2019, 07:14:07 PM
U.S. federal route
Well, since it's you, I'll let it slide... :)
Quote from: kphoger on March 21, 2019, 05:32:12 PM
RULES
4. What counts as a word?
d. Initials count as words (for example, "U. S. A." counts as three words, although "hbelkins" only counts as one).
Actually, it's United States of America (4 words), not United Stated America.
So just use U.S.
U.S.S.R. is completed prohibited though.
In Soviet Union...
Quote from: jeffandnicole on March 22, 2019, 02:59:59 PM
Actually, it's United States of America (4 words), not United Stated America.
Actually, it's
u ess a, which are three legitimate words.
you don't own
your wife; your
wife owns you.
Then in Alanland...
a law passed
requiring and prohibiting
and didn't pass
the passage of
a law that
outlaws lawful laws.
Therefore, we can
obey and disobey
catchy donkey always
runs past goats.
Today was a
really shit day
because I barfed
on Dean Wormer
Who is me.
Sometimes I serenade
Baby Got Back
to my beautiful
Hippo of fury
That poor bastard
doesn't like it.
Alanland can die
and also live
and die again
like Theon Greyjoy
, Director of OkDOT.
Sooner Schooner driver,
Dewayne Hicks IV
ate a peck
in CraIG CoUntY
while driving his
puppy monkey baby
buggy. However, while
Eating copious amounts
of Italian beef
Copiously topped with
Skittles and pickles
he threw up
On Chuck Norris
While punching a
goat who was
wearing armor, then
I died inside.
While fucking goats...
I then ejaculated
to the statue
Of Liberty, which
birthed my child
said, "Die, Alanland."
We don't need
no education. We
Actually do, though.
Especially in Alanland.
Many years ago,
burn, motherfucker, burn
all the way
lock this thread