aaroads.com topics in 2064

[renegade]

Has the legacy of the Grand Unified Alan, Mr. Alan Cocoran, and the glorious Alanland been forgotten and abandoned?

Alanland is dead and buried, any additional references of it going forward will be deleted.

Good.  Now, if you could please do the same to any and all references to "pooing is cool,"  that would be great.

k-thx-bye

[motorway]

"Breezewood - over a 100 years and still there."

Laughed out loud reading this at work. My colleague asked me what was so funny, but I didn't bother since I could imagine only a cockeyed look in return.

[Scott5114]

"Error connecting to database server"

[agentsteel53]

Good.  Now, if you could please do the same to any and all references to "pooing is cool,"  that would be great.

k-thx-bye

fine.

poop is shit.

there; you happy?

[hotdogPi]

"Who remembers what countries were?"

[agentsteel53]

"Who remembers what countries were?"

we'll still have countries.

"my plan for interstates through Eastasia when we win the war against them"
* topic is quickly purged to secret admin board *
* poster is quickly purged by head admin Nazibot5114 *

"my plan for interstates through Eurasia when we win the war against them"
* topic allowed to exist *

[Bruce]

In Northwest: "Remembering Bertha: the abandoned TBM under the Seattle waterfront"

In Mass Transit: "Ballard Link extension set to open next year", "Issaquah Link celebrates 10 years of service"

[cl94]

"US 219 Expressway completed in New York"
"Port Authority Raises Hudson River Tolls to $100"
"Construction Begins on New Kosciuszko Bridge"
"Ontario Highway 401 begins expansion project, will be widened to 100 lanes"
"Why is the Cross Bronx Expressway still 6 lanes?"
"Interstate 90 in Ohio still under construction after 70 years"
"New York approves second Peace Bridge span, construction to begin in 2066"

[Pete from Boston]

"Roads? Where we are we don't need roads."

[english si]

"my plan for interstates through Eastasia when we win the war against them"
"my plan for interstates through Eurasia when we win the war against them"

About 60 years too late with those - we're looking at 2064...

"Roads? Where we are we don't need roads."

And that is gonna happen within a year.

[kj3400]

Topics that were on AARoads 50 years ago

[adventurernumber1]

"High-Speed Rails you have clinched"

[Brandon]

I strongly suspect the "Worst Signs" thread will still be going strong.

And the Alanland thread too if it hadn't been killed.

[agentsteel53]

I strongly suspect the "Worst Signs" thread will still be going strong.

"this hologram has been projected incorrectly - it appears at car level instead of 20 feet above the roadway as intended.  also it uses that cheap knockoff Helvetica, when we all know Arial is the officially endorsed font of the 2061 MUTCD."

[hotdogPi]

I strongly suspect the "Worst Signs" thread will still be going strong.

"this hologram has been projected incorrectly - it appears at car level instead of 20 feet above the roadway as intended.  also it uses that cheap knockoff Helvetica, when we all know Arial is the officially endorsed font of the 2061 MUTCD."

"In addition, the hologram seems to have been made of the same material that lightsabers are made of, meaning that you will crash into it instead of passing through it like normal light."

[rickmastfan67]

Which original users are still alive and aren't cyborgs?

[vdeane]

I strongly suspect the "Worst Signs" thread will still be going strong.

I wouldn't be surprised if some of the "worst signs" of today find themselves in "best signs".  "Look at that thing, one of the few remaining clearview installs in the US now that the interim approval has been revoked for 40 years now"

[Pete from Boston]

"Signs still standing" since cars will not need expensive signs to read. 

[akotchi]

"Somerset Expressway Proposal Revisited"

"I-78 Turnpike Extension Completed to Holland Tunnel"

"Turning Radii for Quintuple-Trailer Trucks"

"Preferential HOT-Space for Hovercraft"

"Guide Sign Messages for Aliens"

"Mars: BGS for LGM"  (little green men . . .)

[Roadrunner75]

In Off Topic-Sports:  "Philadelphia Eagles win first Superbowl!".

And then, having finally completed my bucketlist by witnessing the above, I will promptly drop dead at the ripe old age of 89.

[Brandon]

In Off Topic-Sports:  "Philadelphia Eagles win first Superbowl!".

And then, having finally completed my bucketlist by witnessing the above, I will promptly drop dead at the ripe old age of 89.

And, "Lions Still Haven't Been To The Superbowl, Yet Cubs Still make Them Look Good".

[Pete from Boston]

"NFL claims increasing on-field heart attacks among 600-pound linemen unrelated to football."

[Beeper1]

"MassDOT to study options for third Cape Cod Canal crossing"

"I-84 Danbury-Waterbury widening delayed"

[NE2]

"MassDOT to study options for third Cape Cod Canal crossing"

Which one collapsed?

[formulanone]

Teleporting lines you have clinched.