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[kirbykart]

 This needs to be separate from the "middle of roundabout" thread.

 Step 1: Choose a small city; create a replica of its skyline
 Step 2: Create a strange concoction
 Step 3: Cover the replica in your concoction

 I have already done:
 Sidney, NE covered in extra sharp cheddar, havarti, gorgonzola, and cottage cheeses
 Hays, KS covered in dead cockroaches, Hellman's mayo, sugar, and eggplant puree
 St. Ignace, MI covered in charbroiled mealworms, asparagus puree, pan-fried drywall, tomato seeds, and lowfat Greek yogurt


What are your ideas?

[Max Rockatansky]

Can I just cover the real downtown Fresno skyline in carnitas tacos?

[GaryV]

Helsinki (or maybe all of Finland) with the Cone of Silence.

[Max Rockatansky]

Helsinki (or maybe all of Finland) with the Cone of Silence.

Thousand islands dressing would be more fitting.

[Dirt Roads]

How about a big city?  A section of Boston got covered with molasses on January 15, 1919.  At least twenty-one people were killed and 150 were injured.  It was hard to clean up during the Winter, so the stench in the Summer lasted for at least two decades.

[Scott5114]

How about a big city?  A section of Boston got covered with molasses on January 15, 1919.  At least twenty-one people were killed and 150 were injured.  It was hard to clean up during the Winter, so the stench in the Summer lasted for at least two decades.

That goes in "Skylines of Large Cities already Covered in Strange Concoctions", sir.

As for my selection, let's cover the skyline of Wheeler, Texas with bacon grease.

[Takumi]

I thought this was a Tim thread at first, so I’m going to cover the Sesame Street skyline in gum that was buyed in the early 1980s.

[Road Hog]

How about a big city?  A section of Boston got covered with molasses on January 15, 1919.  At least twenty-one people were killed and 150 were injured.  It was hard to clean up during the Winter, so the stench in the Summer lasted for at least two decades.

What a sweet way to die.

[kirbykart]

Buffalo, WY covered in cream cheese, braised houseflies, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dinner, dandelion stems, and crispy beaver tail

[zachary_amaryllis]

Limon, Colorado, gently enrobed in that sauce you get at Bruce's.

[kphoger]

Wheeler, Texas with bacon grease.

That goes in "Skylines of Small Towns you would Cover in a Single Ingredient", sir.

As for my selection, let's cover the skyline of Jefferson City, MO, with Karo Pancake Syrup, pistachio flour, sun-dried tomato strips, and silver dragées.

[kirbykart]

Can I just cover the real downtown Fresno skyline in carnitas tacos?

 NO

Limon, Colorado, gently enrobed in that sauce you get at Bruce's.

 That belongs in

"Skylines of Small Towns you would Cover in a Single Ingredient"

 

As for my selection, let's cover the skyline of Jefferson City, MO, with Karo Pancake Syrup, pistachio flour, sun-dried tomato strips, and silver dragées.

 Yes! This is great and exactly what I was looking for!

[kphoger]

Can I just cover the real downtown Fresno skyline in carnitas tacos?

 NO

How many tacos would that require?
How many airplanes and/or helicopters would be needed for the air drop?
What would be the total cost of the project?
How much jail time would he get?

[TheHighwayMan394]

Rushford, Minnesota in lutefisk guts.

[kirbykart]

Can I just cover the real downtown Fresno skyline in carnitas tacos?

 NO

How many tacos would that require?
How many airplanes and/or helicopters would be needed for the air drop?
What would be the total cost of the project?
How much jail time would he get?

 How many tacos? -> Probably more than five
 How many planes? -> A gross, four score, and seven
 Total cost? -> 435.6 Numberwangs
 How much jail time? -> More than 4 minutes

[NWI_Irish96]

I would cover the skyline of Bloomington, IN, with cakes shaped like an interstate shields and frosted with I-69 signs.

[kphoger]

Rushford, Minnesota in lutefisk guts.

That belongs in

"Skylines of Small Towns you would Cover in a Single Ingredient"

[kirbykart]

I'll cover Dickinson, ND with parboiled weevils, fettuccine pasta, hot pepper jelly, spikes from a porcupine, and used coffee grounds.

[NWI_Irish96]

Can I just cover the real downtown Fresno skyline in carnitas tacos?

 NO

How many tacos would that require?
How many airplanes and/or helicopters would be needed for the air drop?
What would be the total cost of the project?
How much jail time would he get?

 How many tacos? -> Probably more than five
 How many planes? -> A gross, four score, and seven
 Total cost? -> 435.6 Numberwangs
 How much jail time? -> More than 4 minutes

Reminds me of my favorite limerick.

A dozen, a gross and a score
plus three times the square root of four
all over seven
plus five times eleven
is nine squared and not a bit more

[kirbykart]

^Oh my gosh I have a T-shirt with that on it!!!

[Road Hog]

The Denton, Texas skyline would be easy to cover. The Morrison's silo coupled with the twin towers of TWU.

[Scott5114]

Wheeler, Texas with bacon grease.

That goes in "Skylines of Small Towns you would Cover in a Single Ingredient", sir.

Fine, mix in some cow manure.