Dad joke

[kphoger]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
STILL no eye-deer

I liked this one enough to tell it to my wife last night.  She said it was TERRIBLE.   

Well, that makes it a great dad joke then, right?

Yes.  Yes it does.

The funny thing about this one is that "eye-deer" actually is how idea is pronounced in some places, including Australia and possibly elsewhere.

And Gibbs.

[webny99]

The funny thing about this one is that "eye-deer" actually is how idea is pronounced in some places, including Australia and possibly elsewhere.

And Gibbs.

Color me confused... 

[kphoger]

The funny thing about this one is that "eye-deer" actually is how idea is pronounced in some places, including Australia and possibly elsewhere.

And Gibbs.

Color me confused... 

[GaryV]

A math-dad joke.

The hillbilly kid finally got an opportunity to go to school.  When he got home, his dad asked him how it went.

"That teacher don't know nuthin.  She kept saying pie are square.  Everyone knows pie are round - cornbread are square."

[kphoger]

–  Did you hear?  A mathematician came up with a solution to constipation.

–  Really?  I hadn't heard.

–  Yep.  He worked it out with a pencil.

[webny99]

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down!

[Mapmikey]

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down!

You should return to the ol' factory where you were built and get that fixed!

[Scott5114]

My kids have recently called me out a few different times on making "dad jokes".  So I figured what the hell, let's put em all out there.  Share em if you got em!

The most recent one I was called out on, I was getting my daughter's new bike ready for her.

"Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves?  They're two tired!"  (rimshot)

[OCGuy81]

What do you call a well dressed lion?

A dandy lion.