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skluth

#425
January 02, 2023, 12:06:03 PM  
Re: driving on snow/ice
Quote from: Road Hog on January 01, 2023, 11:58:43 PM
Idiots gonna idiot, no matter the latitude.

kirbykart

#426
January 06, 2023, 09:43:11 AM  
 GaryV in 'Aviation by MMM':

Quote from: GaryV on January 06, 2023, 09:37:03 AM
Some of the things suggested in this thread make me think the lady on the call-in radio show complaining about the placement of deer crossings was a genius.

webny99

#427
January 11, 2023, 11:09:54 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on January 11, 2023, 09:39:18 AM
Quote from: roadman65 on January 11, 2023, 12:31:51 AM
Oh yes the famous Autocorrect that doesn't know how to spell or use correct grammar, that is the Algorithm that needs twerking.

I see what you did there.

kphoger

#428
January 12, 2023, 03:12:06 PM  
Just ran across this one:

Quote from: hbelkins on July 22, 2021, 06:46:04 PM
I can accuse someone of being an illegitimate child who engages in sexual intercourse with their maternal parental unit and I can invite them to consume feces and assume room temperature, or call them a diety-cursed moron, without ever uttering a single curse word.
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kirbykart

#429
January 12, 2023, 04:38:21 PM  
The eternal question:
Quote from: Poiponen13 on January 12, 2023, 02:28:26 PM
Why did you change "John Madden" to "John Madden"?

kphoger

#430
January 12, 2023, 06:03:25 PM  
Quote from: kirbykart on January 12, 2023, 04:38:21 PM
The eternal question:

Quote from: Poiponen13 on January 12, 2023, 02:28:26 PM
Why did you change "John Madden" to "John Madden"?


The answer, of course, is that...

Quote from: Poiponen13 on January 12, 2023, 04:15:14 PM
John Madden is very fun name.
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Takumi

#431
January 12, 2023, 08:24:49 PM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on January 12, 2023, 07:51:14 PM
Quote from: kphoger on January 12, 2023, 04:01:53 PM
I'm surprised Sierra Mist is considered such a failure.  It's all over restaurant menus.

Maybe it's being discontinued because people would rather get it all over restaurant menus than drink it.
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

Max Rockatansky

#432
January 12, 2023, 09:04:49 PM  

vdeane

#433
January 13, 2023, 01:05:28 PM  
Please note: All comments here represent my own personal opinion and do not reflect the official position of NYSDOT or its affiliates.

roadman65

#434
January 18, 2023, 01:55:58 AM  
Quote from: agentsteel53 on October 21, 2011, 05:15:58 PM
Quote from: Roadman66 on October 21, 2011, 05:10:21 PM
:confused:

because those are not numbers. 

Quote from: Roadman66 on October 21, 2011, 05:36:13 PM
is this a common joke?
Quote from: Hot Rod Hootenanny on October 21, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
As much as any of us asking why isn't there a roadman 01, 02, 04,....etc.  :poke:

Funniest of all time.  Jake was good and Hotrod came in with a great supporter here.
Every day is a winding road, you just got to get used to it.

Sheryl Crowe

7/8

#435
February 08, 2023, 12:35:29 PM  
An ominous quote from "New Islands":

Quote from: Poiponen13 on February 08, 2023, 12:04:36 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on February 08, 2023, 10:39:50 AM
Quotas for how many people live on an arctic islands?  That sounds suspiciously like Gulags again.
The new cities would house many people.

kirbykart

#436
February 08, 2023, 02:23:44 PM  
What is this even supposed to mean?

Quote from: geek11111 on February 08, 2023, 02:20:50 PM
ssssssssss

JoePCool14

#437
February 08, 2023, 03:13:43 PM  

:) Needs more... :sombrero: Not quite... :bigass: Perfect.
JDOT: We make the world a better place to drive.
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formulanone

#438
February 08, 2023, 03:42:35 PM  

Scott5114

#439
February 09, 2023, 06:41:31 AM  
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

Hot Rod Hootenanny

#440
February 10, 2023, 12:49:28 AM  
Please, don't sue Alex & Andy over what I wrote above

webny99

#441
February 10, 2023, 10:34:53 PM  
This might be... one of my favorite typos ever?

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on February 08, 2023, 03:17:06 PM
I don't know any of you in person, but this is a tight nit forum.

Scott5114

#442
February 10, 2023, 10:37:06 PM  
Quote from: webny99 on February 10, 2023, 10:34:53 PM
This might be... one of my favorite typos ever?

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on February 08, 2023, 03:17:06 PM
I don't know any of you in person, but this is a tight nit forum.

You're not supposed to put a space after an ellipsis.

yes this is a joke
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

webny99

#443
February 10, 2023, 10:47:02 PM   Last Edit: February 10, 2023, 10:53:01 PM by webny99
Quote from: Scott5114 on February 10, 2023, 10:37:06 PM
Quote from: webny99 on February 10, 2023, 10:34:53 PM
This might be... one of my favorite typos ever?

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on February 08, 2023, 03:17:06 PM
I don't know any of you in person, but this is a tight nit forum.

You're not supposed to put a space after an ellipsis.

yes this is a joke

Also true, if you want to get really tight with your nitpicking  ;-)

webny99

#444
February 10, 2023, 10:50:27 PM  
This one reached "favorite" status about three separate times as I was reading it. I knew I had to post it here by the time I got to the end (I'm also 23, so that may be part of why I enjoyed it so much).

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on February 10, 2023, 08:37:55 PM
Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on February 10, 2023, 08:26:18 PM
I just turned 23 in November. But if you count the womb time I may technically be 24 by now, not sure.
You're 23? WTF I thought you were 13! 23 year olds are full grown adults with jobs.

Max Rockatansky

#445
February 13, 2023, 03:51:28 PM  
I probably found this more amusing than I should have:

Quote from: Poiponen13 on February 13, 2023, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: WillWeaverRVA on February 13, 2023, 01:34:13 PM
Quote from: Poiponen13 on February 13, 2023, 12:50:10 PM
Booger Queen

who?
Either Grand Booger Queen II or one Booger Queen from my former school. She is named Booger Queen Pajula.

hbelkins

#446
February 13, 2023, 04:19:11 PM  
Quote from: webny99 on February 10, 2023, 10:34:53 PM
This might be... one of my favorite typos ever?

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on February 08, 2023, 03:17:06 PM
I don't know any of you in person, but this is a tight nit forum.

Tight nits -- lice eggs sticking closely to the surface of the skin where they were laid.  :-D


Government would be tolerable if not for politicians and bureaucrats.

SSOWorld

#447
February 14, 2023, 06:19:01 AM  
Quote from: hbelkins on February 13, 2023, 04:19:11 PM
Quote from: webny99 on February 10, 2023, 10:34:53 PM
This might be... one of my favorite typos ever?

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on February 08, 2023, 03:17:06 PM
I don't know any of you in person, but this is a tight nit forum.

Tight nits -- lice eggs sticking closely to the surface of the skin where they were laid.  :-D
That's [not] what she said.
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

kirbykart

#448
February 14, 2023, 08:35:07 AM  
Quote from: Poiponen13 on February 13, 2023, 11:55:25 AM
The ice could be melted by fire bombs.

From 'Planning of Souky'.

formulanone

#449
February 16, 2023, 08:31:42 PM   Last Edit: February 16, 2023, 08:42:33 PM by formulanone
Quote from: Rothman on February 16, 2023, 06:49:50 AM
Quote from: dmuzika on February 16, 2023, 02:13:31 AM
Just curious as to why SK 18? Most of it is thin membrane surface (especially west of SK 35) and I understand some sections are allowed to revert back to gravel. In other jurisdictions it would probably be a secondary highway.

The Official Saskatchewan Road Map shows thin membrane surface highways; https://www.tourismsaskatchewan.com/about-saskatchewan/travel-guides-and-maps.
Would you say that it would be insane to drive on the membrane?  Insane in the brain?

I also learned of the term "mebrane surface", so a two-for-one post.
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