Favorite sex position?

[Scott5114]

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[roadman65]

This thread is comical considering the OP probably has not ever been laid.  If he had it was with something like the fleshlight or either his left or right hand.

Sorry I could not resist.  He opened the door with this incoherent post.

[jwolfer]

What is this Tinder or Grindr?

Z981

[Takumi]

Standing is fun.

[hbelkins]

Screwing over Hillary supporters. 

[bugo]

Screwing over Hillary supporters. 

You mean screwing over the entire country? You don't know it yet, but you lost when Dump won. The entire nation lost. You're just too blinded by party lines to be able to see it.

[TheArkansasRoadgeek]

Screwing over Hillary supporters. 

You mean screwing over the entire country? You don't know it yet, but you lost when Dump won. The entire nation lost. You're just too blinded by party lines to be able to see it.

Now, let's play nice! We wouldn't want to offend a snowflake, noew would we?

[wxfree]

If sex talk can't kill a thread, politics sure can.

[hbelkins]

If sex talk can't kill a thread, politics sure can.

+1. Hopefully my work here is done. 

[bugo]

Screwing over Hillary supporters. 

You mean screwing over the entire country? You don't know it yet, but you lost when Dump won. The entire nation lost. You're just too blinded by party lines to be able to see it.

Now, let's play nice! We wouldn't want to offend a snowflake, noew would we?

Hibby loves to be offended, like any good conservative.

[cl94]

This thread is comical considering the OP probably has not ever been laid.  If he had it was with something like the fleshlight or either his left or right hand.

Sorry I could not resist.  He opened the door with this incoherent post.

Believe it or not, OP has a long-term girlfriend. He's in better shape than a lot of the forum. 

[roadman65]

If sex talk can't kill a thread, politics sure can.

Yes which is why its not allowed.  Many flame wars have resulted in the past as we have many liberals, conservatives, and in betweens on here with different ideals clash many times.  When I first joined I made a crack against Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity and it got removed.  I asked why and was told that those names create flame wars so I tried to stay off that.

The way I see it politics is dead, but many can get so involved with it thanks to social media and all you need is to mention one little thing here and one person can get set off!

I predict this thread will soon be locked as its going nowhere fast.

[bugo]

This forum is overmoderated.

[cl94]

Meh, just delete the politics post and let it continue. I'm curious where it'll end up.

[roadman65]

This thread is comical considering the OP probably has not ever been laid.  If he had it was with something like the fleshlight or either his left or right hand.

Sorry I could not resist.  He opened the door with this incoherent post.

Believe it or not, OP has a long-term girlfriend. He's in better shape than a lot of the forum. 

I don't believe it, but I have met some people who are downright nasty and repulsive looking get someone to settle down with.  So anything is possible, even for someone with nasty demeanors like him.

[TheArkansasRoadgeek]

This thread is comical considering the OP probably has not ever been laid.  If he had it was with something like the fleshlight or either his left or right hand.

Sorry I could not resist.  He opened the door with this incoherent post.

Believe it or not, OP has a long-term girlfriend. He's in better shape than a lot of the forum. 

I don't believe it, but I have met some people who are downright nasty and repulsive looking get someone to settle down with.  So anything is possible, even for someone with nasty demeanors like him.

Sir, words hurt...

[NE2]

Girl on top is always good.

We agree on something? That's disturbing.

[bugo]

If sex talk can't kill a thread, politics sure can.

+1. Hopefully my work here is done. 

So you're just being an asshole?

[adventurernumber1]

Girl on top is always good.

This is the right answer.

I also agree with this...

...despite the fact that I personally am a virgin due to being a loser..

If I had had the experience by now, I think that would be my favorite.

[LM117]

If sex talk can't kill a thread, politics sure can.

+1. Hopefully my work here is done. 

So you're just being an asshole?

[LM117]

Girl on top is always good.

We agree on something? That's disturbing.

The first time is always special.

[cl94]

Girl on top is always good.

This is the right answer.

I also agree with this...

...despite the fact that I personally am a virgin due to being a loser..

If I had had the experience by now, I think that would be my favorite.

Pro tip: NEVER admit that in a public forum. Just sayin'

[adventurernumber1]

Girl on top is always good.

This is the right answer.

I also agree with this...

...despite the fact that I personally am a virgin due to being a loser..

If I had had the experience by now, I think that would be my favorite.

Pro tip: NEVER admit that in a public forum. Just sayin'

Good advice. I think the reason I stated it was so I didn't sound like I was picking my favorite sex position while publicly pretending to have been incredibly experienced and savvy with that (which is not the case, of course) - it was more a theoretical and likely favorite for me.

[inkyatari]

This thread is comical considering the OP probably has not ever been laid.  If he had it was with something like the fleshlight or either his left or right hand.

Sorry I could not resist.  He opened the door with this incoherent post.

Believe it or not, OP has a long-term girlfriend. He's in better shape than a lot of the forum. 

I've been married for 20 years, and.. it's sad that he has a sex life, and I have...  None.

[Duke87]

...despite the fact that I personally am a virgin due to being a loser..

Despite the perception Hollywood creates, in reality the majority of 17 year olds have not had their first sexual encounter yet. Being among them does not make you a loser.