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Started by roadman65, February 19, 2019, 06:55:46 PM

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CtrlAltDel

To alcohol: the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems.
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PHLBOS

Quote from: abefroman329 on February 22, 2019, 11:56:52 AM
Quote from: Concrete Bob on February 21, 2019, 11:27:28 PM
From "Cheers"

How was your day, Norm?

It's a dog eat dog world.....And I'm wearing Milk Bone underware........
What's going on, Mr. Peterson?

The question isn't "what's going ON Mr. Peterson," it's "what's going IN Mr. Peterson."
"How's life treating you, Mr. Peterson?"
"Pour."
"Really, what happened?"
"No, POUR!" (using hand gesture)
GPS does NOT equal GOD

abefroman329

Quote from: CtrlAltDel on February 22, 2019, 12:23:02 PM
To alcohol: the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems.
[annoyed grunt]

Jim

Who can complete it first?

Woody: Jack Frost nipping at your nose, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: ________
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abefroman329

Quote from: Jim on February 22, 2019, 02:13:44 PM
Who can complete it first?

Woody: Jack Frost nipping at your nose, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: ________
Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?

lepidopteran

The Brady Bunch

Marcia:  "OHHH my NOSE!!"
Jan: "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia"
Cindy: "He's better than a doctor. He's Santa Claus"

Greg: "I wanna talk man-to-man.  And I don't mean "kid-to-man" man-to-man, but "man-to-man" man-to-man.
Peter: "WOWWWWWW!"
Bobby: "Mom always said, 'Don't play ball in the house.'"

PHLBOS

#56
Quote from: US71 on February 22, 2019, 11:12:17 AM
Oh, the pain. The pain
"Never fear, Smith is here!"

"WARNING! WARNING! DANGER! DANGER!"

"That does not compute!"

Of course, who can forget Dr. Smith's infamous scream...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSjUL2j-Gnw
GPS does NOT equal GOD

Takumi

Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

PHLBOS

Quote from: nexus73 on February 22, 2019, 12:19:34 AM
More from the original Star Trek:
...
This series is so loaded with golden dialogue!
"Fascinating!" - Mr. Spock

IMHO, the best spin on the above Spock one-liner was in The Trouble with Tribbles episode dialogue between Spock & McCoy. 
Note: the below is paraphrased.

McCoy (to Spock): Please, don't tell me that it's fascinating.
Spock: No, but it is... interesting." (McCoy's eyes roll up)
GPS does NOT equal GOD

abefroman329


wxfree

I'd like to buy a vowel, Alex.  What is E?

Takumi

Quote from: abefroman329 on February 22, 2019, 03:21:45 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 02:53:15 PM
Good news, everyone!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!  Good night!
" Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how to say the letter that looks like a little man wearing a hat."
"It's a T. It goes tuh."
"Hello, little man. I will DESTROY YOU!"
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

US71

Quote from: PHLBOS on February 22, 2019, 03:03:00 PM
Quote from: nexus73 on February 22, 2019, 12:19:34 AM
More from the original Star Trek:
...
This series is so loaded with golden dialogue!
"Fascinating!" - Mr. Spock

IMHO, the best spin on the above Spock one-liner was in The Trouble with Tribbles episode dialogue between Spock & McCoy. 
Note: the below is paraphrased.

McCoy (to Spock): Please, don't tell me that it's fascinating.
Spock: No, but it is... interesting." (McCoy's eyes roll up)


There was some dialogue on one episode where Spock explained the difference between Fascinating and Interesting.
Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

US71

#63
Sorry about that, Chief.

Missed it by that much.
Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

Big John

SNL Church Lady:

Well, Isn't that special!
SATAN
... convenient

kendancy66

#65
(Homer runs over a statue of a deer)
Homer: D'OH
Lisa: a deer
Marge: a female deer

GaryV

#66
De plane, de plane!

Who loves ya, baby?

Your mission, should you choose to accept it ... This tape will self-destruct in 5 seconds.

You're fired!

jp the roadgeek

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

<Raising hand> OOOOH!!!  OOOOH!!  OOOOH!!

Stifle (yourself) or Dummy up

You are a Meathead.  Dead from the neck up.  Meat head.

Golllleee

Aaaaaaaa!!
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US 81

Quote from: US71 on February 22, 2019, 10:11:33 PM
Quote from: PHLBOS on February 22, 2019, 03:03:00 PM
Quote from: nexus73 on February 22, 2019, 12:19:34 AM
More from the original Star Trek:
...
This series is so loaded with golden dialogue!
"Fascinating!" - Mr. Spock

IMHO, the best spin on the above Spock one-liner was in The Trouble with Tribbles episode dialogue between Spock & McCoy. 
Note: the below is paraphrased.

McCoy (to Spock): Please, don't tell me that it's fascinating.
Spock: No, but it is... interesting." (McCoy's eyes roll up)


There was some dialogue on one episode where Spock explained the difference between Fascinating and Interesting.

That would be "The Squire of Gothos" :  " 'Fascinating' is a word I reserve for the unexpected. In this case I should think 'interesting' would suffice."

US71

Splendid chaps (fellows), all of them (you)

Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

SSOWorld

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

wanderer2575

from Hogan's Heroes:

"I know nothing!  Nothing!"

"What is this man doing here?!!"

kurumi

[Scene: Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lab. The crew return from the nebula. Leela holds a large bottle of the particles.]

Leela: Here you go. Hot off the nebula.

Farnsworth: None too soon. While you were gone the Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker.
My first SF/horror short story collection is available: "Young Man, Open Your Winter Eye"

wanderer2575


abefroman329

Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 07:25:09 PM
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 22, 2019, 03:21:45 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 02:53:15 PM
Good news, everyone!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!  Good night!
" Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how to say the letter that looks like a little man wearing a hat."
"It's a T. It goes tuh."
"Hello, little man. I will DESTROY YOU!"
" How's the family, Morbo?"
"Numerous and belligerent"



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