I'm bored

[Roadsign199qc]

As the title says.

[US71]

Come over here and do my laundry, then 

[Roadsign199qc]

I'm in Québec and you're from... Arkansas, I think? I can't, so.

[J N Winkler]

Do you have access to a public library?  That is an instant boredom killer.

[Roadsign199qc]

No, I don't.

EDIT: But I have tons of Garfield books, though.

[corco]

I care. I really do.

[NE2]

Get addicted to some drug. You'll never be bored again.

[agentsteel53]

try defecating more.

[NE2]

Yes, yes, pooing is cool. But shampooing is cooler.

[realjd]

You're bored on a weekday afternoon? Get a job. If you already have one, go get a second one.

[Scott5114]

For future reference, this is the type of thread that should not be created. If you're bored, remedy it by finding an actual, meaningful discussion to take part in or starting one.

Alternatively, spend the time learning to count cards in blackjack, which is a useful skill that could net you millions.