Threads That I Never Thought I'd See on AARoads.com, But Somehow Exist

[Brandon]

Title says it all, folks! 

Amateur tattoos
Polo shirts - Piqué vs. Interlock
Ever smash a King Don in your face because you saw Weird Al do it?
Have you ever bubbled while Scholaring?
I have some strange health problems
Pink-colored candy - Strawberry or Watermelon?
So this is how you rock bad teeth, my friends!

I'm sure there's more. 

[noelbotevera]

Make I-90 a coast to coast interstate by removing it from 94 in Chicago

[freebrickproductions]

Pretty much a lot from bandit will qualify. Here are a few examples:

• Portraits of all the Presidents with punk rocker teeth?
• Has anyone else ever blown a bubble with an Arby's roast beef sandwich?
• Opening cans with your teeth
• Sign fonts that evoke personalities
• Anyone ever call glasses "glosses"?
• Using GoFundMe to recoup stolen money
• Funny words
• Watching 'Sesame Street' when you're too old for it
• Does thinking about roads send you to the bathroom?

[SignGeek101]

Pieing Signs: https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=19149.0
Threads That I Never Thought I'd See on AARoads.com, But Somehow Exist: https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=19259.msg2189245#msg2189245

[noelbotevera]

Pieing Signs: https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=19149.0
Threads That I Never Thought I'd See on AARoads.com, But Somehow Exist: https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=19259.msg2189245#msg2189245

What a paradox!

[hotdogPi]

Funny words

I could reasonably expect that one.

Some from this list

[CNGL-Leudimin]

Anything by Pink Jazz or dlzsabe, in addition to any of bandit957's creations (already mentioned by freebrickproductions).

On the opposite end, I'm surprised felis silvestris catus (cats) are missing from this forum (There has been only one thread with them), they are everywhere in the Internet.

[noelbotevera]

Anything by Pink Jazz or dlzsabe, in addition to any of bandit957's creations (already mentioned by freebrickproductions).

On the opposite end, I'm surprised felis silvestris catus (cats) are missing from this forum (There has been only one thread with them), they are everywhere in the Internet.

Well, that's only on Off-Topic. Pink Jazz actually makes some reasonable threads in the Mountain West board (not meant to be a critique).

Some other threads I've made are basically dumb questions (like no name exits or double deckers not being used often) or amusement parks.

[Max Rockatansky]

Bandit's new Bubble Gum thread.  Basically it's not about getting gum stuck in your hair, but rather hair stuck in your gum.

Edit:  Basically anything that ASACmapcollector puts on the forum...thread or post alike.  Basically he was insistent that 33 years and 6 months was 33.6 years.  All I tried to do was walk him through the math and got a creepy ass hyperlink that just got a post yanked.

Mind you this was all in a thread about the South Mountain Freeway/AZ Loop 202 extension:

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=19082.0;topicseen

[Otto Yamamoto]

Anything by Pink Jazz or dlzsabe, in addition to any of bandit957's creations (already mentioned by freebrickproductions).

On the opposite end, I'm surprised felis silvestris catus (cats) are missing from this forum (There has been only one thread with them), they are everywhere in the Internet.

SGP561

[freebrickproductions]

This could probably be added on here:
Breaking records (the phonograph kind) on purpose

[Verlanka]

I never expected "Belching in Tunnels" to be an actual thread, but here it is.

[jon daly]

This is hilarious. Thanks.