Minor things that bother you

[JayhawkCO]

Agreed. You're at a urinal. How much re-dressing is required? Literally none. Just put away the firehose and walk to the stall.

Yes, in fact, I would argue it's easier doing this. It seems more work to have one hand holding my underwear down for potential public exposure vs. simply putting my underwear back up for a few seconds while switching from the urinal to stall.

Why is your underwear down at the urinal? Do people not wear underwear with a fly?

[7/8]

Agreed. You're at a urinal. How much re-dressing is required? Literally none. Just put away the firehose and walk to the stall.

Yes, in fact, I would argue it's easier doing this. It seems more work to have one hand holding my underwear down for potential public exposure vs. simply putting my underwear back up for a few seconds while switching from the urinal to stall.

Why is your underwear down at the urinal? Do people not wear underwear with a fly?

For some reason I've never used the fly. I just pull the front down and hold it down until I'm done. Maybe that's less common than I thought...

[Max Rockatansky]

Agreed. You're at a urinal. How much re-dressing is required? Literally none. Just put away the firehose and walk to the stall.

Yes, in fact, I would argue it's easier doing this. It seems more work to have one hand holding my underwear down for potential public exposure vs. simply putting my underwear back up for a few seconds while switching from the urinal to stall.

Why is your underwear down at the urinal? Do people not wear underwear with a fly?

For some reason I've never used the fly. I just pull the front down and hold it down until I'm done. Maybe that's less common than I thought...

The fly is way hard to squeeze through as opposed to whipping the underwear down for a second.

[JayhawkCO]

I guess I've never had a problem. Either way. It still takes almost no time to put your unit back in your pants. I don't understand why you'd remain indecently exposed before moving over to the stall.

[Max Rockatansky]

When I've been confronted with this problem I just finish peeing, zip up and then move to the stall.  I don't feel that I owe anyone an explanation for untimely bowel movements.

[Big John]

1) get up from your desk to go pee
2) walk in, take your position at the urinal
3) start doing your business
4) realize halfway through that you also need to poop
5) internal debate:  is it worth it to re-fasten your pants?
6) flush
7) shuffle over to a stall with your pants undone and your junk hanging out
8) hope nobody else walks in at that exact moment you're in transit
9) do your other business
10) flush again

This.

There's two of you wandering around with your pants down?

and kphoger goes commando.

[Rothman]

When I've been confronted with this problem I just finish peeing, zip up and then move to the stall.  I don't feel that I owe anyone an explanation for untimely bowel movements.

I demand an explanation.

[Scott5114]

There's two of you wandering around with your pants down?

In Nevada, this would be considered modest, because it implies that they actually have pants with them.

[1995hoo]

Either way, to my original point, as 1995hoo said, if someone says they don't have a vodka preference, the assumption is that they "can't taste the difference" (or don't care enough to pay more) so you just give them well vodka.

I'm reminded of the story (October 2020?) where a group of New York businessmen ordered a $2,000 bottle of wine and a couple at another table ordered an $18 bottle, and the bottles were accidentally switched.  The businessmen not only didn't notice, they sang praises of the cheap stuff.

Ages ago the CEO and another of the executives at my dad's work made a bet.  One bet the other that he couldn't tell a red wine from a white, if they were served at the same temperature and he couldn't see them.

Who won?

[kphoger]

and kphoger goes commando.

Most of the time, yles, but I have bought some pairs of briefs since this subject was last brought up.  I've started wearing chinos, and those more obviously show drippy-drops than jeans do.  I also tend to wear holes in the seat of my jeans, and having underwear on underneath makes those holes less socially unacceptable.

[tchafe1978]

Hearing about other people's bathroom habits. TMI! I mean, I get diarrhea every once in a while. I'm sure nobody else wants to hear about me having exploding shits all over the toilet.

[Max Rockatansky]

When I've been confronted with this problem I just finish peeing, zip up and then move to the stall.  I don't feel that I owe anyone an explanation for untimely bowel movements.

I demand an explanation.

The other day I was using the stall and the IT guy tried to strike up a work conversation (he was moving from the urinal to the sink).  I ended up telling him "I'm not going to have a conversation while I'm on the toilet taking a deuce."  He was taken aback by me shutting him down and probably kind of embarrassed from what I gathered.  I would imagine if someone asked for an explanation in the scenario described above, they likely would get more than they bargained for from me in terms of detail.

[kkt]

Either way, to my original point, as 1995hoo said, if someone says they don't have a vodka preference, the assumption is that they "can't taste the difference" (or don't care enough to pay more) so you just give them well vodka.

I'm reminded of the story (October 2020?) where a group of New York businessmen ordered a $2,000 bottle of wine and a couple at another table ordered an $18 bottle, and the bottles were accidentally switched.  The businessmen not only didn't notice, they sang praises of the cheap stuff.

Ages ago the CEO and another of the executives at my dad's work made a bet.  One bet the other that he couldn't tell a red wine from a white, if they were served at the same temperature and he couldn't see them.

Who won?

He could tell the difference better than chance, but nowhere near totally reliably.

[Big John]

Hearing about other people's bathroom habits. TMI! I mean, I get diarrhea every once in a while. I'm sure nobody else wants to hear about me having exploding shits all over the toilet.

bandits bunker blasts?

[Max Rockatansky]

^^^

Pooing is cool...or sometimes really burning hot.

Hearing about other people's bathroom habits. TMI! I mean, I get diarrhea every once in a while. I'm sure nobody else wants to hear about me having exploding shits all over the toilet.

And yet this thread exists:

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=4969.150

[Rothman]

Hearing about other people's bathroom habits. TMI! I mean, I get diarrhea every once in a while. I'm sure nobody else wants to hear about me having exploding shits all over the toilet.

"That's TMI"

*proceeds to bring up a different kind of TMI*

[Rothman]

When I've been confronted with this problem I just finish peeing, zip up and then move to the stall.  I don't feel that I owe anyone an explanation for untimely bowel movements.

I demand an explanation.

The other day I was using the stall and the IT guy tried to strike up a work conversation (he was moving from the urinal to the sink).  I ended up telling him "I'm not going to have a conversation while I'm on the toilet taking a deuce."  He was taken aback by me shutting him down and probably kind of embarrassed from what I gathered.  I would imagine if someone asked for an explanation in the scenario described above, they likely would get more than they bargained for from me in terms of detail.

Heh.  Well-played.  I had a boss that would strike up conversation while you were both using a urinal and that was awkward enough.

[formulanone]

Hearing about other people's bathroom habits. TMI! I mean, I get diarrhea every once in a while. I'm sure nobody else wants to hear about me having exploding shits all over the toilet.

"That's TMI"

*proceeds to bring up a different kind of TMI*

Sure.

[hotdogPi]

There used to be a Minecraft mod called TooManyItems, abbreviated TMI. It became obsolete when Creative Mode was added, although somehow it's still being updated.

[Big John]

Three Mile Island nuclear plant?

[thenetwork]

Agreed. You're at a urinal. How much re-dressing is required? Literally none. Just put away the firehose and walk to the stall.

Yes, in fact, I would argue it's easier doing this. It seems more work to have one hand holding my underwear down for potential public exposure vs. simply putting my underwear back up for a few seconds while switching from the urinal to stall.

Why is your underwear down at the urinal? Do people not wear underwear with a fly?

For some reason I've never used the fly. I just pull the front down and hold it down until I'm done. Maybe that's less common than I thought...

Kilts and fig leaves for the win!!!

[elsmere241]

How about, when your wife finishes the last roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and doesn't bring more in.

[JayhawkCO]

How about, when your wife finishes the last roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and doesn't bring more in.

This is the one fault that I have found with my wife.

[Big John]

How about, when your wife finishes the last roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and doesn't bring more in.

This is the one fault that I have found with my wife.

Did you leave the seat up for her?

[JayhawkCO]

How about, when your wife finishes the last roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and doesn't bring more in.

This is the one fault that I have found with my wife.

Did you leave the seat up for her?

Nope. We have a 2-year-old and cats, so I always lower the seat and cover.