There are roads on the Moon and Mars

[X99]

There are roads on the Moon. The moon rovers created tire tracks that are still visible to this day, making them track roads. The roads on Mars carry the same designation, but they were created by the Mars robots. None of the roads on Mars connect to each other, making it a very ineffective system. The roads on the Moon, however, are almost all connected, and all we need to add now is pavement and a Mobil gas station at the main intersection.

[hotdogPi]

At least Mars hasn't exploded yet.

[Big John]

^^ Or Earth.  Where's the kaboom?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec-8A5k16Ak

[US 81]

There are roads on the Moon. The moon rovers created tire tracks that are still visible to this day, making them track roads. The roads on Mars carry the same designation, but they were created by the Mars robots. None of the roads on Mars connect to each other, making it a very ineffective system. The roads on the Moon, however, are almost all connected, and all we need to add now is pavement and a Mobil gas station at the main intersection.

Not exactly. There are probably overlapping tracks at each moon landing site but each of those sites is well-separated from the others. Hadley Rille, Descartes, and Taurus-Littrow (Apollo 15-17) were the only sites with rovers, although at Fra Mauro (14) and Oceanus Procellarum (12) there was a wheeled cart, like a wheelbarrow or rickshaw, to carry scientific equipment.

Oh - wait, was I not supposed to take you seriously? Sorry.....

[X99]

There are roads on the Moon. The moon rovers created tire tracks that are still visible to this day, making them track roads. The roads on Mars carry the same designation, but they were created by the Mars robots. None of the roads on Mars connect to each other, making it a very ineffective system. The roads on the Moon, however, are almost all connected, and all we need to add now is pavement and a Mobil gas station at the main intersection.

Not exactly. There are probably overlapping tracks at each moon landing site but each of those sites is well-separated from the others. Hadley Rille, Descartes, and Taurus-Littrow (Apollo 15-17) were the only sites with rovers, although at Fra Mauro (14) and Oceanus Procellarum (12) there was a wheeled cart, like a wheelbarrow or rickshaw, to carry scientific equipment.

Oh - wait, was I not supposed to take you seriously? Sorry.....

Then we need to connect the sites, but that wouldn't take much work if they're all in the same general area of the Moon, right?

[kphoger]

There are roads on the Moon. The moon rovers created tire tracks that are still visible to this day, making them track roads.

Then we need to connect the sites,

This sounds like a job for  . . .

[X99]

There are roads on the Moon. The moon rovers created tire tracks that are still visible to this day, making them track roads.

Then we need to connect the sites,

This sounds like a job for  . . .

Wasn't it Roadgeekteen who proposed the highways on and between the Moon and Mars?

[hotdogPi]

There are roads on the Moon. The moon rovers created tire tracks that are still visible to this day, making them track roads.

Then we need to connect the sites,

This sounds like a job for  . . .

Wasn't it Roadgeekteen who proposed the highways on and between the Moon and Mars?

I don't think anyone has ever proposed a Moon-Mars highway (except in Pennsylvania), only Earth-Moon and Earth-Mars.

[US 81]

There are roads on the Moon. The moon rovers created tire tracks that are still visible to this day, making them track roads. The roads on Mars carry the same designation, but they were created by the Mars robots. None of the roads on Mars connect to each other, making it a very ineffective system. The roads on the Moon, however, are almost all connected, and all we need to add now is pavement and a Mobil gas station at the main intersection.

Not exactly. There are probably overlapping tracks at each moon landing site but each of those sites is well-separated from the others. Hadley Rille, Descartes, and Taurus-Littrow (Apollo 15-17) were the only sites with rovers, although at Fra Mauro (14) and Oceanus Procellarum (12) there was a wheeled cart, like a wheelbarrow or rickshaw, to carry scientific equipment.

Oh - wait, was I not supposed to take you seriously? Sorry.....

Then we need to connect the sites, but that wouldn't take much work if they're all in the same general area of the Moon, right?

If by 'same general area', you mean within 990mi/1600km, then, yes, they're in the...same...general...area....

[X99]

There are roads on the Moon. The moon rovers created tire tracks that are still visible to this day, making them track roads. The roads on Mars carry the same designation, but they were created by the Mars robots. None of the roads on Mars connect to each other, making it a very ineffective system. The roads on the Moon, however, are almost all connected, and all we need to add now is pavement and a Mobil gas station at the main intersection.

Not exactly. There are probably overlapping tracks at each moon landing site but each of those sites is well-separated from the others. Hadley Rille, Descartes, and Taurus-Littrow (Apollo 15-17) were the only sites with rovers, although at Fra Mauro (14) and Oceanus Procellarum (12) there was a wheeled cart, like a wheelbarrow or rickshaw, to carry scientific equipment.

Oh - wait, was I not supposed to take you seriously? Sorry.....

Then we need to connect the sites, but that wouldn't take much work if they're all in the same general area of the Moon, right?

If by 'same general area', you mean within 990mi/1600km, then, yes, they're in the...same...general...area....

Then start at the flag and connect all the paths to that. It might take a while, so we should probably build the Mobil first.

[nexus73]

Pave The Earth!  We'll get the rest of the planets later...LOL!

Rick

[renegade]

Wasn't it Roadgeekteen who proposed the highways on and between the Moon and Mars?

Actually, I thought it was Marf, or maybe one of his sock puppets.

[roadman65]

Wasn't it Roadgeekteen who proposed the highways on and between the Moon and Mars?

Actually, I thought it was Marf, or maybe one of his sock puppets.

Wasn't it fritzowl?  Wait....his was trans oceanic not trans space.

[US71]

Just don't drink the water on Mars. Don't even touch it. Not one drop.

[X99]

Just don't drink the water on Mars. Don't even touch it. Not one drop.

Not even the stuff in the ice caps?

[US71]

Just don't drink the water on Mars. Don't even touch it. Not one drop.

Not even the stuff in the ice caps?

No.

[Verlanka]

Just don't drink the water on Mars. Don't even touch it. Not one drop.

Isn't the water frozen, though?

[US71]

Just don't drink the water on Mars. Don't even touch it. Not one drop.

Isn't the water frozen, though?

If I have to explain a joke, it's no longer funny.

[hotdogPi]

You can already get from the Moon to Mars in under an hour.

[Verlanka]

You can already get from the Moon to Mars in under an hour.

That's in Pennsylvania, though.

[vdeane]

Just don't drink the water on Mars. Don't even touch it. Not one drop.

Isn't the water frozen, though?

Do you want to end up like this?

[Verlanka]

Do you want to end up like this?

That's horrifying.

[Rothman]

That's Doctor Who.

[Verlanka]

That's Doctor Who.

Still, that's horrible.

[Rothman]

Psst:  Water zombies on Mars don't actually exist.