Dad Joke Repository

[OCGuy81]

My kids have recently called me out a few different times on making "dad jokes".  So I figured what the hell, let's put em all out there.  Share em if you got em!

The most recent one I was called out on, I was getting my daughter's new bike ready for her.

"Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves?  They're two tired!"  (rimshot)

[webny99]

We actually had this thread pretty recently:

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=28568.msg2573458#msg2573458

[kphoger]

... bicycles ... rimshot

I see what you did there.

[OCGuy81]

We actually had this thread pretty recently:

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=28568.msg2573458#msg2573458

Oh my bad.  Feel free to move, moderators! :-)