Rodney Dangerfield: My wife told me to take out the garbage. I said to her "You cooked it, you take it out!"
https://youtu.be/P28ErxjBY4o
Famous for all the wrong reasons: Fifty years ago we'd have had you hanging upside down from a tree with a pitchfork in your ass!
Henny Youngman: Take my wife ... please!
Quote from: Takumi on March 15, 2019, 12:54:19 AM
https://youtu.be/P28ErxjBY4o
I haven't slept for a week...because that would be too long.
Quote from: abefroman329 on March 15, 2019, 09:23:45 AM
Quote from: Takumi on March 15, 2019, 12:54:19 AM
https://youtu.be/P28ErxjBY4o
I haven't slept for a week...because that would be too long.
I tried to walk into Target and missed.
Quote from: abefroman329 on March 15, 2019, 09:23:45 AM
Quote from: Takumi on March 15, 2019, 12:54:19 AM
https://youtu.be/P28ErxjBY4o
I haven't slept for a week...because that would be too long.
In a similar vein: "24 hour banking, I don't have time for it."
I forgot who said that, but I heard it a long time ago and never forgot it.
Oh no, I've got...HAPPY FEET!
A member of Group A, a member of Group B, and a member of Group C walk into a bar...
"Well EXCUUUUSSSEEEE ME!"
https://twitter.com/thegeorgecarlin/status/381842458398564352
"I heard from my cat's lawyer today. My cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles" --Johnny Carson