Father, Forgive Me

[theroadwayone]

For I have sinned.

I was the driver in a (minor) hit-and-run accident a few weeks ago.

What penance do I owe for this horrible transgression I have committed?

[NE2]

Vasectomy. It's not a punishment.

[Scott5114]

Call the police agency with jurisdiction–they'll figure out some penance for you.

[jeffandnicole]

Take the trolley to Mexico and don't look back!

[abefroman329]

You'll be reincarnated as the victim of a (major) hit-and-run.

[Beltway]

For I have sinned.
I was the driver in a (minor) hit-and-run accident a few weeks ago.
What penance do I owe for this horrible transgression I have committed?

Five Hail Marys and ten Our Fathers.   

[ET21]

For I have sinned.
I was the driver in a (minor) hit-and-run accident a few weeks ago.
What penance do I owe for this horrible transgression I have committed?

Five Hail Marys and ten Our Fathers.   

and 50 push-ups

[US71]

For I have sinned.
I was the driver in a (minor) hit-and-run accident a few weeks ago.
What penance do I owe for this horrible transgression I have committed?

Five Hail Marys and ten Our Fathers.   

and 50 push-ups

You're also grounded for a week.

[MNHighwayMan]

And also subject to deportation to the Perkins Union.

[hbelkins]

For I have sinned.

I was the driver in a (minor) hit-and-run accident a few weeks ago.

What penance do I owe for this horrible transgression I have committed?

How much damage was done to the other vehicle?

[abefroman329]

In all seriousness, a non-employee at my work was the perpetrator of a hit-and-run in the parking lot, and it was caught on security cameras, and it caused him a lot of trouble. So make sure you're not in a similar situation.

[US71]

And also subject to deportation to the Perkins Union.

Will he be banished from Alanland?

[freebrickproductions]

And also subject to deportation to the Perkins Union.

Will he be banished from Alanland?

Yes and no. Maybe depending on the Wednesday that it is having to been occurred on. Along with the weather and the number of chickens in and/or outside of the closest chicken coop, and closest chicken sedan.

[US 89]

And also subject to deportation to the Perkins Union.

Will he be banished from Alanland?

Yes and no. Maybe depending on the Wednesday that it is having to been occurred on. Along with the weather and the number of chickens in and/or outside of the closest chicken coop, and closest chicken sedan.

If the Grand AlanGoat has its way, then he will both be banished to the Perkins Union and prohibited from leaving Alanland. Turns out the opinion of a chicken is silenced when there’s a goat within a 37 to 238 foot radius of said chicken.

[freebrickproductions]

And also subject to deportation to the Perkins Union.

Will he be banished from Alanland?

Yes and no. Maybe depending on the Wednesday that it is having to been occurred on. Along with the weather and the number of chickens in and/or outside of the closest chicken coop, and closest chicken sedan.

If the Grand AlanGoat has its way, then he will both be banished to the Perkins Union and prohibited from leaving Alanland. Turns out the opinion of a chicken is silenced when there's a goat within a 37 to 238 foot radius of said chicken.

Ah, I had forgotten about that recent change a few decades back. Thanks for reminding me. More anciently, I believe a new legislation was passed a few weeks back to allow the various oblasts to impose differing rules, as long as they didn't comply sufficiently with the national laws...

[hbelkins]

We've probably all heard about an incident where someone hits another vehicle in a parking lot, and gets out and leaves a note. When the person with the damaged vehicle returns and sees the damage and the note, they read this, or something similar:

"Everyone probably thinks I'm leaving you a note with my name and address so you can contact me about the damage I did to your vehicle. Well, too bad."

[US71]

We've probably all heard about an incident where someone hits another vehicle in a parking lot, and gets out and leaves a note. When the person with the damaged vehicle returns and sees the damage and the note, they read this, or something similar:

"Everyone probably thinks I'm leaving you a note with my name and address so you can contact me about the damage I did to your vehicle. Well, too bad."

Someone binged my back bumper when I was parked at Cody's meet. No notes, just a few black marks that could be painted over.