April 1: Mackinac Bridge Roundabout slated for 2026 construction

[Big John]

https://www.facebook.com/lucecosheriff

Mackinac Bridge Roundabout slated for 2026 construction !
In a groundbreaking move sure to confuse GPS devices and delight local seagulls, the Mackinac Bridge Authority is thrilled to announce the construction of the world's first roundabout on a suspension bridge. Starting April 1, 2026, this audacious project promises to bring both traffic innovation and mild chaos to Michigan's iconic overpass.
The Visionary Plan
The Mackinac Bridge, affectionately known as the Mighty Mac, will soon become home to a state-of-the-art roundabout, strategically placed at the bridge's midpoint. This circular wonder will add a touch of whimsy to the otherwise straightforward journey between Michigan's Upper and Lower Peninsulas.
Why a Roundabout, You Ask?
Inspired by the timeless charm of European traffic circles and the dizzying effect they have on drivers, the roundabout aims to:
1. Enhance Scenic Views: Drivers will enjoy a 360-degree view of the Straits of Mackinac, providing ample time to ponder life's mysteries or simply admire the water below.
2. Encourage Social Interaction: The roundabout is designed as a meeting point for drivers to exchange pleasantries, honks, and maybe even a friendly wave.
3. Boost Local Economy: With the anticipated traffic congestion, enterprising locals can set up snack stands, selling bridge-themed souvenirs and artisanal fudge.
Engineering Marvels
Constructed with the finest materials and an impressive disregard for practicality, the roundabout will feature:
- Traffic Calming Potholes: Strategically placed to keep speeds at a leisurely pace.
- Seagull Observation Deck: Perfect for birdwatching enthusiasts and seagull photographers.
- Centerpiece Fountain: A nod to classical roundabouts, complete with synchronized waterworks and LED lighting for nighttime drama.
Public Reactions and Preparations
Public response has been predictably varied. Enthusiasts are already planning roundabout tours, while skeptics are stocking up on Dramamine. Driving schools are rushing to update curriculums to include "roundabout etiquette," and local radio stations are preparing to provide live traffic updates and comedic commentary.
In Conclusion
The Mackinac Bridge roundabout project is more than just a construction venture; it's a bold step into a future where bridges are more than mere connectors, but destinations in themselves. While some may question the sanity behind this development, one thing is certain: it will be an April Fool's Day to remember.
#mackinacbridge

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the world's first roundabout on a suspension bridge

Hovenring
https://maps.app.goo.gl/StUNPhx23nrspy6Z6

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artisanal fudge

For what it's worth, that was my favorite part.

[Max Rockatansky]

The road community (and seemingly government agencies) is not doing a good job at these jokes this year.  Freewayjim is basically having a bad photo day and Freeways of Los Angeles is doing dad jokes. 

[vdeane]

The road community (and seemingly government agencies) is not doing a good job at these jokes this year.  Freewayjim is basically having a bad photo day and Freeways of Los Angeles is doing dad jokes. 

I liked NYSDOT's (although whether that was posted externally, I'm not yet sure) and MTQ's, but otherwise, yeah.  I came up with a nice one, but it seems ridiculous to post it now, so I guess I'll just have to hope I remember it next year (and hope it doesn't become a real proposal along the way).