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Title: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Duke87 on February 26, 2014, 12:40:43 AM
Hey baby, I'd like to unbutton your copy

Girl, are you a tall boat? 'Cause I'm a drawbridge and I'm going up for you.

Girl, are you a sign installed by NYSDOT? 'Cause I want to put my street name in your box.

I'd like to show you something I have that's 8 inches, and I don't mean the old traffic signals in my garage.

Girl, are you an epoxy marking? 'Cause I want to lay you on the pavement.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: NE2 on February 26, 2014, 01:52:20 AM
Let's get it on like the future Lufkin bypass.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: kurumi on February 26, 2014, 11:27:51 AM
After the romance wears off:

Girl, you must be CT 11, 'cause I'm tired of waiting for you

Girl, you're a bit like CA 96; making a trip up just to see you really isn't worth it

Girl, you must be I-95; nobody really likes you, but we can't live without you

Or turning things around:

Sir, you are like I-380(CA); promising start, but finish too quickly

Sir, you are like I-880; despite all the work you've had done, it's obvious you're in your late 50s

Sir, you are like TN 840; wasn't it over a decade ago you were talking about your imminent promotion?
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: hbelkins on February 26, 2014, 01:59:21 PM
Is that a M6-3 in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Grzrd on February 26, 2014, 02:04:26 PM
Wanna clinch the I-69 Extender with me?
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: sammi on February 26, 2014, 02:17:27 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on February 26, 2014, 01:59:21 PM
Is that a M6-3 in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fc%2Fc0%2FMUTCD_M6-3.svg&hash=f75ec2844ac2fbc1c01eafe281084679a4a77eb9)

Oh damn. This is probably the most obscure. Well done. :sombrero:
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Brandon on February 26, 2014, 02:21:57 PM
Quote from: Grzrd on February 26, 2014, 02:04:26 PM
Wanna clinch the I-69 Extender with me?

Along those lines...

Wanna take I-69 east-west or north-south?
Meet me in Lansing, and we can do both.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: renegade on February 26, 2014, 02:28:30 PM
God, I sure hope this does not grow to the proportions of the Alanland thread!

:sombrero:
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Brandon on February 26, 2014, 03:01:07 PM
Quote from: renegade on February 26, 2014, 02:28:30 PM
God, I sure hope this does not grow to the proportions of the Alanland thread!

:sombrero:

In Alanland, it's "Your goat or mine?"
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: bugo on February 26, 2014, 05:09:12 PM
I won't tell anybody that I'm a road enthusiast until I've known them for a while and really trust them, or I just mention my bridge photography, which is a lot less weird than liking roads.  I'd certainly never mention it to a girl who I was interested in.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Grzrd on February 26, 2014, 05:13:41 PM
He:
Quote from: renegade on February 26, 2014, 02:28:30 PM
God, I sure hope this does not grow to the proportions of the Alanland thread! :sombrero:

She:
Quote
God, I do !!!!!  :sombrero:  :sombrero:
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: PColumbus73 on February 26, 2014, 06:49:57 PM
Hey Baby, you must be 340, 'cause you got me seein' Intercourse.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Duke87 on February 26, 2014, 09:03:09 PM
Quote from: bugo on February 26, 2014, 05:09:12 PM
I won't tell anybody that I'm a road enthusiast until I've known them for a while and really trust them, or I just mention my bridge photography, which is a lot less weird than liking roads.  I'd certainly never mention it to a girl who I was interested in.

Posting serious responses to joke threads is both required and prohibited in Alanland.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: jakeroot on February 26, 2014, 09:17:45 PM
"Hey Baby, wanna take a ride on my trumpet?"
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Grzrd on February 26, 2014, 09:19:01 PM
Quote from: Duke87 on February 26, 2014, 09:03:09 PM
Posting serious responses to joke threads is both required and prohibited in Alanland.

Don't waste your time talking to him; he's the Null_Alan. Get to know me; I'm the Full_Alan.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: vdeane on February 26, 2014, 11:06:59 PM
Quote from: bugo on February 26, 2014, 05:09:12 PM
I won't tell anybody that I'm a road enthusiast until I've known them for a while and really trust them, or I just mention my bridge photography, which is a lot less weird than liking roads.  I'd certainly never mention it to a girl who I was interested in.
I first read "trust" as "thrust".
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: ET21 on February 26, 2014, 11:14:20 PM
Don't forget to pay the toll on your way in
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Alps on February 27, 2014, 12:19:36 AM
The virginity in this thread is sickeningly palpable.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: jakeroot on February 27, 2014, 01:01:28 AM
Quote from: Alps on February 27, 2014, 12:19:36 AM
The virginity in this thread is sickeningly palpable.

:-/

Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: kinupanda on February 27, 2014, 01:27:04 AM
Quote from: Alps on February 27, 2014, 12:19:36 AM
The virginity viatology in this thread is sickeningly palpable.
FTFY
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: formulanone on February 27, 2014, 06:58:36 AM
Quote from: Alps on February 27, 2014, 12:19:36 AM
The virginity in this thread is sickeningly palpable.

So move it to the Mid-Atlantic subforum...

Otherwise, a "motorboat in u-channel" comment is perfectly okay, right?
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Brandon on February 27, 2014, 09:33:33 AM
Quote from: PColumbus73 on February 26, 2014, 06:49:57 PM
Hey Baby, you must be 340, 'cause you got me seein' Intercourse.

Her reply: "I think you're on 322 with Blue Ball."
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: english si on February 27, 2014, 10:28:35 AM
I can't believe "hey, let's multiplex" or similar hasn't come up...
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Brandon on February 27, 2014, 10:54:52 AM
Quote from: english si on February 27, 2014, 10:28:35 AM
I can't believe "hey, let's multiplex" or similar hasn't come up...

I'm an 80, you're a 90, let's go together.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Molandfreak on February 27, 2014, 11:04:45 AM
Quote from: Brandon on February 27, 2014, 10:54:52 AM
Quote from: english si on February 27, 2014, 10:28:35 AM
I can't believe "hey, let's multiplex" or similar hasn't come up...
I'm an 80, you're a 90, let's go together.
I'm a 73, you're a 74. Let's never part. :bigass:
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: corco on February 27, 2014, 11:06:23 AM
Quote from: bugo on February 26, 2014, 05:09:12 PM
I won't tell anybody that I'm a road enthusiast until I've known them for a while and really trust them, or I just mention my bridge photography, which is a lot less weird than liking roads.  I'd certainly never mention it to a girl who I was interested in.
Quote from: Alps on February 27, 2014, 12:19:36 AM
The virginity in this thread is sickeningly palpable.

Booooooooooo
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Takumi on February 27, 2014, 11:11:09 AM
Quote from: Alps on February 27, 2014, 12:19:36 AM
The virginity in this thread is sickeningly palpable.
Sig'd
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: jeffandnicole on February 27, 2014, 11:20:43 AM
Quote from: bugo on February 26, 2014, 05:09:12 PM
I won't tell anybody that I'm a road enthusiast until I've known them for a while and really trust them, or I just mention my bridge photography, which is a lot less weird than liking roads.  I'd certainly never mention it to a girl who I was interested in.

My wife swears she didn't know about my roadgeeking habits until after we were married.

She doesn't like flying either...so we both get to see what we want on our trips: The destination, and the drive to the destination!

I will admit though...after a few times to the same destination, the majority of the drive is quite boring.  There's only so many new things one can check out on a highway that doesn't change all that often.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Ian on February 27, 2014, 11:51:30 AM
Seeing you made me go from

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgobigorgohomeblog.com%2Fcontent%2FRoute-6-road-sign-Medium.jpg&hash=74f6a4a25eb6c1f83454a7d357a415c4ca513649)

to

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm3.staticflickr.com%2F2576%2F3942279441_965b201d1d_z.jpg&hash=57388c83b7202b7ee067b978bce71a0fcc22540d)
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Molandfreak on February 27, 2014, 12:02:27 PM
I think Ian wins the thread! :bigass:
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Takumi on February 27, 2014, 12:32:36 PM
There are no winners in this thread. Only losers.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: PColumbus73 on February 27, 2014, 12:34:58 PM
Wanna be the 77 to my 81?
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: jeffandnicole on February 27, 2014, 12:55:29 PM
I've been stuck on 95.  I've been stuck on 42.  Now I'm stuck on you.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: jeffandnicole on February 27, 2014, 12:58:24 PM
I do Whitman and Franklin everyday. Can I do you too?
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: jeffandnicole on February 27, 2014, 01:02:20 PM
I'm into mass transit also.

Do you go both ways on the love train?
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: sammi on February 27, 2014, 01:26:05 PM
Quote from: jeffandnicole on February 27, 2014, 01:02:20 PM
I'm into mass transit also.

Do you go both ways on the love train?

This one doesn't count. :pan:
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: 1995hoo on February 27, 2014, 01:49:12 PM
I'd like my business spur to penetrate inside your beltway.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: NE2 on February 27, 2014, 01:49:20 PM
Quote from: PColumbus73 on February 27, 2014, 12:34:58 PM
Wanna be the 77 to my 81?
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: hbelkins on February 27, 2014, 02:06:37 PM
Quote from: kinupanda on February 27, 2014, 01:27:04 AM
Quote from: Alps on February 27, 2014, 12:19:36 AM
The virginity viatology in this thread is sickeningly palpable.
FTFY

:clap:

Thread's over. You win.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Henry on February 27, 2014, 03:43:06 PM
I'm 75, you're 85. Let's meet in Atlanta, and then switch places.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Ian on February 27, 2014, 03:44:55 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 27, 2014, 12:32:36 PM
There are no winners in this thread. Only losers.

I regret even coming up with my post
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Brandon on February 27, 2014, 03:46:06 PM
To a couple of twins,

I'm 39, and you're 90 and 94.  Let's have a triplex menage a trois.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Brandon on February 27, 2014, 03:46:39 PM
Quote from: Ian on February 27, 2014, 03:44:55 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 27, 2014, 12:32:36 PM
There are no winners in this thread. Only losers.

I regret even coming up with my post

Why?  This is a contest, but the contest is to see how bad you can be.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Henry on February 27, 2014, 03:49:09 PM
Quote from: Brandon on February 27, 2014, 03:46:39 PM
Quote from: Ian on February 27, 2014, 03:44:55 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 27, 2014, 12:32:36 PM
There are no winners in this thread. Only losers.

I regret even coming up with my post

Why?  This is a contest, but the contest is to see how bad you can be.
And it's all in good fun.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Ian on February 27, 2014, 04:01:28 PM
Quote from: Henry on February 27, 2014, 03:49:09 PM
Quote from: Brandon on February 27, 2014, 03:46:39 PM
Quote from: Ian on February 27, 2014, 03:44:55 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 27, 2014, 12:32:36 PM
There are no winners in this thread. Only losers.

I regret even coming up with my post

Why?  This is a contest, but the contest is to see how bad you can be.
And it's all in good fun.

I know, I wasn't really being serious in my reply. I actually kinda giggled when I thought of mine.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: jeffandnicole on February 27, 2014, 04:05:11 PM
You say dotted line; I say skip line.

Toe-may-toe.  Toe-mah-toe.

Let's call the whole thing off.
Title: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Laura on February 27, 2014, 05:40:42 PM
Why mess with a stub when you can have my trumpet

(Obviously said by a man)
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: bugo on February 27, 2014, 05:41:04 PM
Quote from: Alps on February 27, 2014, 12:19:36 AM
The virginity in this thread the road community is sickeningly palpable.

Fixed it for you.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Brandon on February 27, 2014, 05:42:33 PM
Quote from: Laura on February 27, 2014, 05:40:42 PM
Why mess with a stub when you can have my trumpet

(Obviously said by a man)

Hey, I'm stacked like a 5 level.

(Damn, this is becoming a very, very bad thread.)
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Laura on February 27, 2014, 05:43:03 PM
Come take the toll road with me, baby


iPhone
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Laura on February 27, 2014, 05:45:45 PM
Why don't we do it in the road


iPhone
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: sammi on February 27, 2014, 05:47:54 PM
Quote from: Brandon on February 27, 2014, 05:42:33 PM
(Damn, this is becoming a very, very bad thread.)
I thought that was the point of this thread? :pan:

I find all of them funny, but I'd say my favorite ones would be:

Quote from: hbelkins on February 26, 2014, 01:59:21 PM
Is that a M6-3 in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Quote from: Ian on February 27, 2014, 11:51:30 AM
Seeing you made me go from [US 6] to [VT 12]
Quote from: english si on February 27, 2014, 10:28:35 AM
"hey, let's multiplex"
Quote from: jake on February 26, 2014, 09:17:45 PM
"Hey Baby, wanna take a ride on my trumpet?"
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: hotdogPi on February 27, 2014, 05:50:09 PM
Quote from: Brandon on February 27, 2014, 05:42:33 PM
Dam, this is becoming a very, very bad thread.

Like that other thread that I just referenced by fixing your quote? This thread will probably act the same way.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: corco on February 27, 2014, 05:56:47 PM
Quote from: bugo on February 27, 2014, 05:41:04 PM
Quote from: Alps on February 27, 2014, 12:19:36 AM
The virginity in this thread the road community is sickeningly palpable.

Fixed it for you.

Booooooooooo
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Grzrd on February 27, 2014, 06:07:51 PM
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FHfN8geV.jpg&hash=c108e6d491b09c8cf07c36304276281d0717cbd1)
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: KEK Inc. on February 27, 2014, 08:26:49 PM
What's long and black with white dotted lines?

Quote from: Grzrd on February 27, 2014, 06:07:51 PM
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FHfN8geV.jpg&hash=c108e6d491b09c8cf07c36304276281d0717cbd1)

Clever.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Duke87 on February 27, 2014, 09:57:00 PM
Quote from: Laura on February 27, 2014, 05:43:03 PM
Come take the toll road with me, baby

Said the prostitute to the roadgeek?
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: hbelkins on February 27, 2014, 10:08:50 PM
Baby, if you were a road sign, you'd say "Slippery When Wet."
Title: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Laura on February 27, 2014, 11:20:13 PM
Quote from: Duke87 on February 27, 2014, 09:57:00 PM
Quote from: Laura on February 27, 2014, 05:43:03 PM
Come take the toll road with me, baby

Said the prostitute to the roadgeek?

LOL. Not what I originally had in mind, but that's much more fitting!

Another prostitute one: Good thing I've got my EZ Pass because I wanna drive you all night long
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Duke87 on February 28, 2014, 12:29:03 AM
Quote from: Laura on February 27, 2014, 11:20:13 PM
I wanna drive you all night long

Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: jakeroot on February 28, 2014, 12:42:50 AM
Quote from: Duke87 on February 28, 2014, 12:29:03 AM
Quote from: Laura on February 27, 2014, 11:20:13 PM
I wanna drive you all night long

Tom Cochrane - "Life is a Highway"

Rascal Flatts is much...uh...better looking, but Cochrane sings it way better. Wait am I being too serious now? Dammit.

"Baby, may I suggest an advisory speed limit of...2 miles an hour?"

Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: signalman on February 28, 2014, 03:06:07 AM
Baby, I love it when you go down my pavement, but don't leave me unfinished like 95
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: 1995hoo on February 28, 2014, 11:15:30 AM
I find it very amusing that–prior to my making this post and so bumping this thread–the forum has "Roadgeek pickup lines" directly above "The anal road enthusiast."  :-D
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: hbelkins on February 28, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Let me fill your pothole with my hot mix.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: corco on February 28, 2014, 11:28:19 AM
Quote from: hbelkins on February 28, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Let me fill your pothole with my hot mix.

Oh my.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Laura on February 28, 2014, 12:09:34 PM
Is that the interchange of National Harbor, I-295, and I-95/I-495 or are you just happy to see me?

http://goo.gl/maps/VzJKR


iPhone
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: jeffandnicole on February 28, 2014, 12:40:51 PM
Quote from: Laura on February 28, 2014, 12:09:34 PM
Is that the interchange of National Harbor, I-295, and I-95/I-495 or are you just happy to see me?

http://goo.gl/maps/VzJKR


:bigass:
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: vdeane on February 28, 2014, 04:58:13 PM
Quote from: 1995hoo on February 28, 2014, 11:15:30 AM
I find it very amusing that–prior to my making this post and so bumping this thread–the forum has "Roadgeek pickup lines" directly above "The anal road enthusiast."  :-D
The anal road enthusiasts needs to consult this thread before conducting his, um, "activities."

Preferably with someone he thrusts.
Title: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Laura on February 28, 2014, 10:45:46 PM
Hey baby, those are some nice speed humps!

Hey baby, the shapes of your breasts are smoother than Sideling Hill... I want to drive through them and take I-68 straight to your mouth.

Hey baby what's your sign? Mine is I-69
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: KEVIN_224 on February 28, 2014, 11:02:57 PM
That ring on your finger...is that a diverging diamond?  :happy:

(OK...sorry for that one guys!)
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: bing101 on February 28, 2014, 11:46:48 PM
Quote from: Laura on February 28, 2014, 12:09:34 PM
Is that the interchange of National Harbor, I-295, and I-95/I-495 or are you just happy to see me?

http://goo.gl/maps/VzJKR (http://goo.gl/maps/VzJKR)


iPhone
:spin:
Wow!
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Alps on March 01, 2014, 10:06:22 PM
You must be the Holland Tunnel cause I wanna ride through both your tubes, inbound AND outbound. I'll give you $13 for it.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Grzrd on March 01, 2014, 10:13:43 PM
Quote from: vdeane on February 28, 2014, 04:58:13 PM
The anal road enthusiasts needs to consult this thread before conducting his, um, "activities."
Preferably with someone he thrusts.

Given the thread complaining about Google Maps changing her "ways" (https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=11718.msg281515#msg281515), maybe Google Maps should consult the above post.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Duke87 on March 01, 2014, 11:51:16 PM
Quote from: Laura on February 28, 2014, 10:45:46 PM
Hey baby, the shapes of your breasts are smoother than Sideling Hill... I want to drive through them and take I-68 straight to your mouth.

That was elaborate!

On a similar note: Aw, baby, you must be like Sideling Hill... no one has driven through your tunnel in ages. How'd you like me to help you change that?
(swap out "Ray's Hill" or "Laurel Hill" for "Sideling Hill" as desired).

Quote from: Alps on March 01, 2014, 10:06:22 PM
You must be the Holland Tunnel cause I wanna ride through both your tubes, inbound AND outbound. I'll give you $13 for it.

You must be the Lincoln Tunnel cause I wanna ride through ALL THREE of your tubes, AND ride your bus lane the wrong way!

Hmm... but then what does that mean for the Fort McHenry Tunnel? :spin:


Hey baby, are you Quebec Route 132? Because I want to watch you intersect yourself.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: hbelkins on March 02, 2014, 12:06:52 AM
I'd like to SPUI all over you.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: vdeane on March 02, 2014, 03:30:08 PM
Quote from: Grzrd on March 01, 2014, 10:13:43 PM
Quote from: vdeane on February 28, 2014, 04:58:13 PM
The anal road enthusiasts needs to consult this thread before conducting his, um, "activities."
Preferably with someone he thrusts.

Given the thread complaining about Google Maps changing her "ways" (https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=11718.msg281515#msg281515), maybe Google Maps should consult the above post.
Google Maps is hoping that some roadgeek will use the redesign as an excuse to "punish" her. ;)
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Duke87 on March 02, 2014, 03:32:50 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on March 02, 2014, 12:06:52 AM
I'd like to SPUI all over you.

Only if she's Stacked.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: DaBigE on March 02, 2014, 04:03:57 PM
Guy: How about we put the top down and play with the headlights?
Girl: Only if I can control the stick-shift.
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: tchafe1978 on March 02, 2014, 09:06:22 PM
Nice hot mix you got there, baby. Mind if I lay you on my (road)bed?
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Takumi on March 02, 2014, 09:31:46 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on March 02, 2014, 12:06:52 AM
I'd like to SPUI all over you.
You'd like to yawn on them? (Not what I originally wrote, but I know that would have been quickly deleted)
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: PColumbus73 on March 02, 2014, 10:02:56 PM
Let's do the George Washington, what's your level?

I'm going to rock you harder than the Cypress Structure
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Sanctimoniously on March 03, 2014, 01:47:49 AM
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F7JRDHLg.gif&hash=d76c2b259097320a5cf04ec50c72b4d741049c2d)
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: national highway 1 on March 04, 2014, 05:36:46 AM
Not specifically a roadgeek pick-up line, but here are some road-related Bible verses:
A voice of one calling: "In the desert prepare the way for the Lord, make straight in the wilderness a highway for our God." Isaiah 40:3)
Set up road signs, put up guideposts. Take note of the highway, the road that you take. (Jeremiah 31:21)
Title: Re: Roadgeek pickup lines
Post by: Laura on March 06, 2014, 09:06:07 PM
Quote from: national highway 1 on March 04, 2014, 05:36:46 AM
Not specifically a roadgeek pick-up line, but here are some road-related Bible verses:
A voice of one calling: "In the desert prepare the way for the Lord, make straight in the wilderness a highway for our God." Isaiah 40:3)
Set up road signs, put up guideposts. Take note of the highway, the road that you take. (Jeremiah 31:21)

Definitely not pick-up lines, but great bible verses. You've given me some great ideas for perhaps mixing together my religious and roadgeek tattoo ideas (see my thread in off-topic).

/thread save

Quote from: Duke87 on March 01, 2014, 11:51:16 PM
Quote from: Laura on February 28, 2014, 10:45:46 PM
Hey baby, the shapes of your breasts are smoother than Sideling Hill... I want to drive through them and take I-68 straight to your mouth.

That was elaborate!

On a similar note: Aw, baby, you must be like Sideling Hill... no one has driven through your tunnel in ages. How'd you like me to help you change that?
(swap out "Ray's Hill" or "Laurel Hill" for "Sideling Hill" as desired).


Lol, I find this hilarious for 2 reasons:

1. Ray is Mike's middle name (and what his family calls him) and Laurel is a version of my name
2. This would have been a ultra useful pickup line to have on our wedding night...

/potential thread kill
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