WashingtonPost.com: Chillum fire station is flush with toilet paper (http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/chillum-firehouses-are-flush-with-toilet-paper/2015/05/18/9ae99b6e-fd92-11e4-8b6c-0dcce21e223d_story.html)
QuoteThe firefighters of Chillum are on a roll.
QuoteMore than 4,000 rolls, actually. For the second year in a row, they won a massive supply of toilet paper.
QuoteCharmin provides the toilet paper each year to 100 firehouses – winners of a national contest that the company calls "Butts That Save Our Butts."
Quote"We're quite happy. It's a wonderful prize. It's actually a valued commodity in the firehouse," said Capt. Danon Ushinski of Company 844 in Maryland.
QuoteApparently, the toilet paper that the station ordinarily buys for its firefighters isn't quite up to snuff. "The quality isn't there. Some people have referred to it as sandpaper," Ushinski said.
They're going to have a fun time TPing all the arsonists' houses. :)