https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Woman-cited-after-urine-explodes-in-7-Eleven-12890792.php
Must be a relative of one of the well known users on here, as this is way too bizarre! I thought I have seen it all, but this is probably the beginning.
Why the fuck...
But, did it or she bunker blast?
Well she had to pass a drug screen, so thank heaven for 7-11. Got to make sure that clean sample is warm enough to pass the pee test temperature tolerance level.
I will never trust a convenient store microwave oven ever again.
Fuck your clickbait.
School superintendent that was continuously defecating on the school's athletic field:
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/thomas-tramaglini-public-defecation_us_5aeb7a0fe4b0c4f193207573 (https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/thomas-tramaglini-public-defecation_us_5aeb7a0fe4b0c4f193207573)
I managed a convenience store and I actually stopped someone from attempting to microwave pee once. I threw the guy out and would have destroyed his clean specimen, except well, I wasn't about to touch it.
Quote from: cjk374 on May 05, 2018, 10:59:53 PM
I will never trust a convenient store microwave oven ever again.
That is now something to think about when I want to heat up a burrito or sandwich whenever I am in a Wawa or Racetrac.
Plus it did not take long for our resident NE 2 to chime in, which he lives in the same city I live in to worry about what he does when he gets in one of his cocky moments for he may be one to try this act out at one of Orlando's many convenience store ovens just to be a prick.
Though the latter one is not my main concern, but the former does make you think about the cleanliness of public eateries and such even if one store does a great job of sanitizing and following health rules properly! You cannot see germs no matter how good it looks.
Wouldn't it make more sense to just hold the container under your arm or something to get it to body temperature?
Quote from: roadman65 on May 05, 2018, 08:47:37 PM
Must be a relative of one of the well known users on here.
Okay, it was my second-cousin's uncle of a thrice-removed tennant aunt-in-law who's buddies with a guy on Instagram who shares a letter of her last name with someone in my family tree.
Are you happy now? Quit being a putz.
Quote from: formulanone on May 06, 2018, 10:10:47 PM
Quote from: roadman65 on May 05, 2018, 08:47:37 PM
Must be a relative of one of the well known users on here.
Okay, it was my second-cousin's uncle of a thrice-removed tennant aunt-in-law who's buddies with a guy on Instagram who shares a letter of her last name with someone in my family tree.
Are you happy now? Quit being a putz.
Just from context, I thought it was Tim (bandit 957) being referred to. I have no idea though.
Quote from: hbelkins on May 06, 2018, 09:59:32 PM
Wouldn't it make more sense to just hold the container under your arm or something to get it to body temperature?
Yes, but it would make even more sense to not do whatever you did that would give results that you don't want.
She must've needed to heat it up in a hurry.
Quote from: NE2 on May 06, 2018, 12:19:01 AM
Fuck your clickbait.
What he said ... if I need more viruses in my laptop, I'll log into FakeBook!
Quote from: cjk374 on May 05, 2018, 10:59:53 PM
I will never trust a convenient store microwave oven ever again.
I have NEVER trusted a convenience store microwave oven.