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National Boards => General Highway Talk => Traffic Control => Topic started by: mightyace on February 01, 2010, 08:35:01 PM

Title: Humorous Signs
Post by: mightyace on February 01, 2010, 08:35:01 PM
First: I hope I'm not copying the theme of an old thread...

Here are a few sign pictures that are humorous but not erroneous:

These first three are from Clarksville, TN:

From downtown near Austin Peay State University
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.static.flickr.com%2F4049%2F4321040483_f4fef7afae.jpg&hash=d7f996311cc40dd78878ba5b026a81d1b364db9e)
(Bandit73 also has a photo of one of these banners.  I took mine first, he posted his first)

And if finding a place to live is a pain for you, don't move in to one of these places:
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.static.flickr.com%2F4040%2F4321041977_78663e976a.jpg&hash=f8046f7570f2ee0c14fdaed1ff1f7504e1827fca)

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm3.static.flickr.com%2F2702%2F4321775622_9c90126b8f.jpg&hash=b589b9e5523ac64311f2b75697ae13f4eee03f90)
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: corco on February 01, 2010, 08:37:29 PM
I've always enjoyed this sign, for both the humor and the underlying racism (think mascot controversy)...until you realize it's in the middle of the Wind River Indian Reservation, so not so racist

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.davidjcorcoran.com%2F5408_1199024012416_1132980003_626857_6885024_n.jpg&hash=59250d5e87a8e0a1f12d1fd6f0e4bd4c76018832)

Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: hbelkins on February 01, 2010, 10:19:09 PM
Quote from: mightyace on February 01, 2010, 08:35:01 PM
First: I hope I'm not copying the theme of an old thread...

Here are a few sign pictures that are humorous but not erroneous:

These first three are from Clarksville, TN:

From downtown near Austin Peay State University
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.static.flickr.com%2F4049%2F4321040483_f4fef7afae.jpg&hash=d7f996311cc40dd78878ba5b026a81d1b364db9e)

In the early 1970s, Austin Peay had a star basketplayer named James Williams. His nickname was "Fly."

What did their students chant? "Our Fly is open, let's go Peay!"

APSU's nickname is the Governors. I would guess that Austin Peay was an early governor of the Volunteer State.
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: mightyace on February 01, 2010, 10:31:38 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on February 01, 2010, 10:19:09 PM
In the early 1970s, Austin Peay had a star basketplayer named James Williams. His nickname was "Fly."

What did their students chant? "Our Fly is open, let's go Peay!"

Man that's a good one!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: US71 on September 22, 2011, 11:17:50 PM
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm3.static.flickr.com%2F2335%2F2151174648_2356f21f47_z_d.jpg%3Fzz%3D1&hash=5e49fdd0a8e94efedccb7a8310fe6d76a65dba96)
Only in Missouri   :clap:  :clap:
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: Quillz on September 23, 2011, 05:40:46 AM
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F9%2F91%2FFucking%252C_Austria%252C_street_sign_cropped.jpg&hash=bd9ee4fbc972b54811186806052a89ca7290d421)
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: formulanone on September 23, 2011, 06:53:03 AM
^ Foo-king, Austria. I've heard there's also a sign that says (in German) "Please, not so fast!".
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: US71 on September 23, 2011, 08:35:34 AM
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3086%2F3096749468_e2d796c417_z_d.jpg&hash=dc13515240b940117b656b0c5c583ce715a8a062)

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm6.static.flickr.com%2F5104%2F5731758105_938978a4af_z_d.jpg&hash=2baff0cb0f1d09c0c037b849eef445c26dc69a9a)
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: ghYHZ on September 23, 2011, 08:59:40 AM
From Newfoundland:

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-_uW7wBhlvHE/Tm_JoHnB9mI/AAAAAAAAH2s/N_GQDLMLp4w/s800/IMG_0240.JPG)
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: 1995hoo on September 23, 2011, 09:11:08 AM
This was in Granby, Colorado. No idea whether it's still there.

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi31.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc378%2F1995hoo%2F6e2ccb70.jpg&hash=4d96f335999749496d881309368bd2c66c0b062f)
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: US71 on September 23, 2011, 09:31:29 AM
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3661%2F3386954932_5f42dfa73d_z_d.jpg&hash=54b8e3d8f4ccb67a3375e661a299d8810d8954f0)

Near Tunica, MS
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: vdeane on September 23, 2011, 02:23:03 PM
(https://www.aaroads.com/northeast/pennsylvania001/pa-060_nb_exit_003_02.jpg)
On now-I-376 in PA; photo from AA Roads.
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: Duke87 on September 23, 2011, 07:30:05 PM
This pair of signs made rounds on the internet years ago...
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg228.imageshack.us%2Fimg228%2F9191%2Fdscn1901bw6.jpg&hash=667976b8535ee2632f0043de50108591d08ae462)
Yes, this intersection actually exists... in Manhattan (http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=Seaman+Ave&hl=en&ll=40.86729,-73.925682&spn=0.00413,0.010568&sll=40.866844,-73.926042&sspn=0.002065,0.005284&geocode=Ff6UbwIdSPeX-w&vpsrc=6&mra=prev&t=m&z=17)!


And from The Bronx:
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg220.imageshack.us%2Fimg220%2F3715%2Fdscn3923de2.jpg&hash=9ea03181d1ce8336dde9e41d7c3203a5f88079f3)
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg216.imageshack.us%2Fimg216%2F9581%2Fdscn3924zb4.jpg&hash=943cd8e61bc4ecb38b1cb95945cb3d2135a5d177)

The latter is properly pronounced "fay-lee", though, not "fail"
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: Ian on September 23, 2011, 08:07:35 PM
Chestertown, NY:
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm3.static.flickr.com%2F2494%2F4121401940_9fa8e1edf8_z.jpg&hash=0eb3aa3a1b08641ebccf1b1c2b797fdfafed023e)

45 mile per hour teeter-totter!
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: D-Dey65 on September 23, 2011, 08:14:54 PM
Does anybody here remember when I told them about this sign?

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg638.imageshack.us%2Fimg638%2F8378%2Fforallages.jpg&hash=9f8b0f48717a6b3ef6c7d63794137bf315759630) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/638/forallages.jpg/)

Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: agentsteel53 on September 23, 2011, 08:15:43 PM
okay that must be a prankster... but what did the letters originally say that they were able to be moved into that new configuration?
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: D-Dey65 on September 23, 2011, 08:54:10 PM
I have no idea. I wasn't there when the sign had it's previous inscription.
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: US71 on September 23, 2011, 09:03:09 PM
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm7.static.flickr.com%2F6168%2F6176239775_5f89596196_o_d.jpg&hash=89af0fe808d89fca6cf855ba8d8cc953ba198903)

Nevada, MO
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: vdeane on September 24, 2011, 10:36:22 AM
Quote from: D-Dey65 on September 23, 2011, 08:14:54 PM
Does anybody here remember when I told them about this sign?

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg638.imageshack.us%2Fimg638%2F8378%2Fforallages.jpg&hash=9f8b0f48717a6b3ef6c7d63794137bf315759630) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/638/forallages.jpg/)


There was one in Maine that said "Frustrated? Fed up with the non progress on the bridge?" near a bridge that had apparently been down to one lane for quite some time.
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: WillWeaverRVA on September 25, 2011, 12:29:10 AM
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm3.static.flickr.com%2F2332%2F2347201280_9ffa61b569_z.jpg%3Fzz%3D1&hash=d92a426d55f8dc68b6bf373109a4fa20bfc71aba) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/coredesatchikai/2347201280/)

And also, a couple non-road sign photos:

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm6.static.flickr.com%2F5089%2F5325771885_092f6dbd89_z.jpg&hash=49d381ae1028b812ecb9d96ccad05686def1ee0d) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/coredesatchikai/5325771885/)

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm6.static.flickr.com%2F5218%2F5501104434_921f5a1122_z.jpg&hash=a001b8f46d01833133c3e2fd97cc4bc659bd2193) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/coredesatchikai/5501104434/)
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: 1995hoo on September 25, 2011, 09:33:44 AM
deanej's comment reminds me of an orange "bump" sign I saw once on which someone had spray-painted "FIX" above and "PLEASE" below.
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: US71 on September 27, 2011, 08:43:03 AM
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3035%2F2625924623_aef8f49260_z_d.jpg&hash=8fe1734299134231c8d09f0d66c2073897fe9c27)

Harrisonville, MO

Clearwater Drive leads to the water treatment plant.
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: US71 on September 27, 2011, 08:50:41 AM
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3058%2F2528169649_767019deff_z_d.jpg&hash=10e38e9fcc4b58d79c19275c8e17f4e022381d0b)

Near Hugo, OK
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: bassoon1986 on September 27, 2011, 12:19:28 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/photos-ak-ash1/v3142/73/2/80501884/n80501884_31522144_2518820.jpg?dl=1)

No...don't hire OJ!!!
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: bassoon1986 on September 27, 2011, 12:22:58 PM
also....

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/photos-ak-ash1/v3142/73/2/80501884/n80501884_31522152_504058.jpg?dl=1)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/photos-ak-ash1/v3142/73/2/80501884/n80501884_31529977_1344056.jpg?dl=1)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/photos-ak-ash1/v3142/73/2/80501884/n80501884_31529989_7176907.jpg?dl=1)
(these 2 work together for a good laugh)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/photos-ak-ash1/v3142/73/2/80501884/n80501884_31522150_6699535.jpg?dl=1)
the show-me state...too funny to pass up
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: Michael on September 27, 2011, 01:25:41 PM
Not a sign in the field, but I got a chuckle out of it:

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgraphjam.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F09%2Ffunny-graphs-pick-a-lane.png&hash=d2b82fc1cee37d8959231112afb577676f99f454)

http://graphjam.memebase.com/2011/09/26/funny-graphs-do-i-turn-here/ (http://graphjam.memebase.com/2011/09/26/funny-graphs-do-i-turn-here/)
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: hm insulators on September 27, 2011, 01:42:03 PM
In a Los Angeles suburb called Monterey Park (not to be confused with Monterey farther north on the coast), there used to be, and it's probably still there, an Asian market called Shun Fat. It was on Atlantic Blvd. just south of I-10, if I'm not mistaken. Perhaps quillz or someone in L.A. can post a picture.
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: Duke87 on September 27, 2011, 07:44:25 PM
If we're doing non-road signs, here's a couple from Toronto:
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg31.imageshack.us%2Fimg31%2F5219%2Fimg0819y.jpg&hash=e51c48cc2f2f59d60ba50045811918761b49851b)
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg153.imageshack.us%2Fimg153%2F9240%2Fimg0824oq.jpg&hash=9952d136d04170d629a9773a6f1a5ccf578dc04f)

One from Estes Park, CO:
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg819.imageshack.us%2Fimg819%2F7309%2Fdscn0707xv.jpg&hash=41b19181884b1b31a2ff8d899696d6c261546f53)

And one from Six Flags in Denver:
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg819.imageshack.us%2Fimg819%2F995%2Fdscn1341vr.jpg&hash=a71025098db0fc05b1afe46b11ff957b7788d3f2)
(I totally brought some missiles I was going to throw off the ferris wheel...)

Also, not funny so much as odd:
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg705.imageshack.us%2Fimg705%2F74%2Fdscn3408q.jpg&hash=3c79cb3c23184fd046c95566cdafea09c0ce81ad)
Hebrew writing on a falafel shop?
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: 1995hoo on September 27, 2011, 09:30:06 PM
If we're expanding into restaurants, then this piece about New York's fried chicken places is an absolute must-read. It looks longer than it is because it has a lot of pictures. It's also funny.

http://www.satanslaundromat.com/sl/archives/000453.html
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: hbelkins on September 27, 2011, 09:54:34 PM
Quote from: bassoon1986 on September 27, 2011, 12:22:58 PM

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/photos-ak-ash1/v3142/73/2/80501884/n80501884_31529977_1344056.jpg?dl=1)

I had an uncle who swore by Big O Tires and wouldn't buy any other brand.

Quote(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/photos-ak-ash1/v3142/73/2/80501884/n80501884_31529989_7176907.jpg?dl=1)


The name of the road is Farmers-Sharkey Road. The sign on the other direction of I-64 has the communities in that order. Farmers is a definable community (junction of KY 801 and US 60) but there really is nothing at Sharkey except the terminus of KY 801 at KY 158. This exit was added a few years ago and KY 801 rebuilt down to US 60 to give access to Cave Run Lake.
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: US71 on September 28, 2011, 09:09:53 AM
Quote from: bassoon1986 on September 27, 2011, 12:19:28 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/photos-ak-ash1/v3142/73/2/80501884/n80501884_31522144_2518820.jpg?dl=1)

No...don't hire OJ!!!

I hear he does a killer job  :ded:
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: US71 on September 28, 2011, 09:12:42 AM
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm6.static.flickr.com%2F5001%2F5221867414_09ed9035df_z_d.jpg&hash=729e1d527c9c6047b1425b632c8ff62af2c15daf)

The "infamous" Johnson/ Exit 69 ;)
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: kurumi on September 28, 2011, 11:23:09 AM
Quote from: US71 on September 28, 2011, 09:09:53 AM
Quote from: bassoon1986 on September 27, 2011, 12:19:28 PM
(pic)
No...don't hire OJ!!!
I hear he does a killer job  :ded:

Excellent use of emoticon in context  :clap:
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: formulanone on September 30, 2011, 08:40:09 AM
Two street signs that caught by attention:

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.formulanone.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F09%2FCypressHill-StreetSign.jpg&hash=57b4dbe72fe712f4c4dcc1a2d7b275ab845685d3)

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.formulanone.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F09%2FWhynotDrive-PalmBay.jpg&hash=e63abec28bcbca41ebe1e23114ec1f841ec2df24)

And two more that I wouldn't have believed, had I not toyed with Google Maps (http://maps.google.com/?ll=35.190706,-81.445824&spn=0.00591,0.013078&t=h&z=17&vpsrc=6) on my phone one day:

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.formulanone.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F08%2FDarthMaulDr.jpg&hash=b3489393f145d9ca8f17801b22e4c40f15bdf48f)

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.formulanone.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F08%2FYodaDr.jpg&hash=7f49c7b00d253f11e160cec883bd9ffea2be1309)
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: bulldog1979 on September 30, 2011, 04:23:02 PM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rtdphotography/3202672494/

I-75 in Michigan, exit 69: Big Beaver Road.

Of course some entrepreneurs have a website and line of merchandise for it: http://getoffonbigbeaver.com/
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: MDOTFanFB on September 30, 2011, 05:41:26 PM
Quote from: bulldog1979 on September 30, 2011, 04:23:02 PM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rtdphotography/3202672494/

I-75 in Michigan, exit 69: Big Beaver Road.

Of course some entrepreneurs have a website and line of merchandise for it: http://getoffonbigbeaver.com/

I also have taken my own photos of the signs at that interchange, you can see them on the "Worst of Road Signs" thread.
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: huskeroadgeek on October 01, 2011, 02:31:53 AM
I think this is a pretty old picture-not sure if the sign is there anymore(taken in Weed, CA).
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyhub.com%2Fcontent_images%2F3403_1702_college-or-weed.jpg&hash=8ef7cf3bf21c8a633825c63ffb224e57f695e2c2)
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: SidS1045 on November 03, 2011, 09:35:35 AM
Quote from: Duke87 on September 27, 2011, 07:44:25 PMnot funny so much as odd:
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg705.imageshack.us%2Fimg705%2F74%2Fdscn3408q.jpg&hash=3c79cb3c23184fd046c95566cdafea09c0ce81ad)
Hebrew writing on a falafel shop?

The word those letters spell is "kosher," and for those Jews who observe the dietary laws, that is very important to know.  It means that the kitchen is inspected and certified by a rabbi and that any non-kosher items are kept separately from the kosher ones (or that there are no non-kosher items in the shop at all).  Besides, falafel is more a middle-eastern food, not necessarily eaten only by Muslims.  There are lots of kosher falafel places in New York.
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: 1995hoo on November 05, 2011, 08:56:54 AM
My brother was on a business trip to Hawaii for the past week and this weekend he's taking some extra time to go to the Big Island. Last night he sent a number of pictures of the snowfall on Mauna Kea. He also sent this road sign picture that I immediately knew had to be uploaded here:

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi31.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc378%2F1995hoo%2FRoad%2520sign%2520pictures%2Fd282dc50.jpg&hash=1c5f75913b79edf61ba8d4e3d7d1bec2174e7145)



Edited to add: I replied to his e-mail to say how much I loved this sign and his reply said, in pertinent part, "The invisible cows sign is great....and they're not exaggerating.  You can't see those f'rs!"
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: roadman65 on November 12, 2011, 12:29:55 PM
Even though these signs are not humorous to us roadgeeks, to non road people these signs seem to be.  Many people find the "REMOVE SUNGLASSES" signs approaching the PA Turnpike tunnels as that.
Title: Re: Humorous Signs
Post by: ftballfan on November 13, 2011, 11:59:58 AM
Quote from: huskeroadgeek on October 01, 2011, 02:31:53 AM
I think this is a pretty old picture-not sure if the sign is there anymore(taken in Weed, CA).
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyhub.com%2Fcontent_images%2F3403_1702_college-or-weed.jpg&hash=8ef7cf3bf21c8a633825c63ffb224e57f695e2c2)
On Streetview, I saw a sign similar to that one on the off-ramp from NB I-5, but it has Bend instead of Weed.
http://g.co/maps/hm76k - This is across the road from the off-ramp from SB I-5. Similar, but has "College of Siskiyous" and "Central Weed" and looks new.
This is at exit 747.