Hell's Backbone Road and Box Death Hollow Wilderness came up tonight in a road chat I participate in. Both are located on the Grand Staircase of the Colorado Plateau and have really "cool" names (at least I think so). What other places out there have what would be considered cool or unique names that are worth mentioning?
Fucking, Austria (before it got renamed)
Hell, Michigan
Intercourse, Pennslyvania
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on March 22, 2021, 10:11:22 PM
Intercourse, Pennslyvania
As the old joke goes, to get to Paradise, you have to go through Intercourse. ;)
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 22, 2021, 09:53:02 PM
Hell's Backbone Road and Box Death Hollow Wilderness came up tonight in a road chat I participate in. Both are located on the Grand Staircase of the Colorado Plateau and have really "cool" names (at least I think so). What other places out there have what would be considered cool or unique names that are worth mentioning?
Speaking of which, there's a Shades of Death Road in North Jersey, while South Jersey has a place called Good Intent and a road with the same name leading to it.
How about Boring, Oregon? There's one in Maryland, too, and Maryland has a Moot Point Road as well.
Bat Cave, NC.
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Quote from: Steve.S on March 22, 2021, 10:26:02 PM
Bat Cave, NC.
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Note to self: Fire Alfred!
I'll also contribute Buttzville, NJ, which a radio station made a big stink (pun intended) about once.
Also, there's Butts Station in Virginia, and Butts County in Georgia. Georgia also has, just for kicks, Cumming (which also exists in Iowa).
Just read an article online about someone biking from Poo Poo Point, WA to Pee Pee, OH.
Quote from: SkyPesos on March 22, 2021, 10:36:13 PM
Just read an article online about someone biking from Poo Poo Point, WA to Pee Pee, OH.
Oh, I just read about the Ohio place name. I was like "˜dafuq'.
Embarrass WI
Quote from: Big John on March 22, 2021, 11:16:21 PM
Embarrass WI
Illinois too. Apparently, Minnesota as well. May have had something to do with the early territorial history of the region. I'll note that Illinois was a Country, then a County, and finally, a Territory, before it became a state.
As a young tyke on family vacations, I would sometimes be amused when we crossed the Pee Dee River in the Carolinas.
Later on, I remember needling somebody (in a friendly way) when I found out that they were from Bumpass, Virginia.
Quote from: dlsterner on March 22, 2021, 11:21:18 PM
As a young tyke on family vacations, I would sometimes be amused when we crossed the Pee Dee River in the Carolinas.
Later on, I remember needling somebody (in a friendly way) when I found out that they were from Bumpass, Virginia.
Ha, I read about the place name in Virginia earlier. I'm familiar with the Pee Dee, there's a Great Pee Dee and a Little Pee Dee. It was once called the St. John("˜s). Not to be confused with other rivers of the same name, of course, and I live near the one in Florida!
I always thought Hext, Oklahoma, on old US 66, sounded pretty badass.
Okay, OK
Kill Devil Hills, NC!!
Quote from: tolbs17 on March 22, 2021, 11:43:25 PM
Okay, OK
Kill Devil Hills, NC!!
Ooh, I forgot about the OBX-how about Nags Head? Kitty Hawk?
Also, New Jersey has a Kittatinny Mountain. It seems to have given its name to Picatinny Arsenal.
I almost forgot about Horseheads, in Upstate New York.
Scranton has a Nay Aug Gorge.
Horseshoe Curve near Altoona.
George, Washington (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George,_Washington)
Peach Bottom near the Mason-Dixon Line.
Ship Bottom in LBI.
Blue Anchor in South Jersey.
Let's not forget Lake Titicaca (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Titicaca) in South America, and Shitterton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitterton), a hamlet in England.
Quote from: Big John on March 22, 2021, 11:16:21 PM
Embarrass WI
There's also an Embarrass, MN, which routinely lands at the "coldest town in the state" lists every winter morning along with nearby Tower.
The Passagassawakeag River in Maine made me snicker.
Quote from: kevinb1994 on March 22, 2021, 11:19:38 PM
Quote from: Big John on March 22, 2021, 11:16:21 PM
Embarrass WI
Illinois too. Apparently, Minnesota as well.
Read that wrong at first - thought you were joking that those states should be embarrassed as well!
Dead Horse Point State Park, Utah (well worth the side trip, the views rival what you find at a national park.)
Seremban 2, Malaysia. A newer development near the city of Seremban, on the site of an old palm plantation. I don't recall seeing this sort of "sequel" naming anywhere else. (There is also a Seremban 3.)
Cool, California
The ghost towns of; Big Bug, Total Wreck and Vulture City in Arizona.
Tick Bite, NC (South of Grifton)
Accident, MD. My dad always joked to use extreme caution driving thru this town :-D (and FWIW, the speed limit drops from 55 to 25 on US 219 passing thru town)
A couple Texas ones:
Scissors
Notrees (out in the middle of the desert!)
Ransom Canyon
Lone Star
Cut and Shoot
Toad Suck, AR
(https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/im_jSQgCh3OY/v0/1000x-1.jpg)
Chris
Rolling Fork, MS
Slaughter, LA
I'm a little bit shocked that this thread has gone on this long without someone mentioning Dildo, NL.
Chris
Well, considering almost everyone on here is choosing place names that imply they're still stuck in junior high...
French Lick, IN
Hooker, OK
On US-81 in Nebraska:
(https://i.imgur.com/4K4bVmu.png)
Quote from: CtrlAltDel on March 23, 2021, 02:50:17 PM
On US-81 in Nebraska:
(https://i.imgur.com/4K4bVmu.png)
this is a shame (https://imgur.com/a/Cfr4BKA)
Show Low, AZ:
https://goo.gl/maps/trNo3Gk9J1gyu5BH7 (https://goo.gl/maps/trNo3Gk9J1gyu5BH7)
Penistone, England (not pronounced the way it looks, naturally).
Quote from: dlsterner on March 22, 2021, 11:21:18 PM
.... Bumpass, Virginia.
Another one that, sadly, is not pronounced the way it looks (it's pronounced like Bumpus, as in the family with the dogs who lived next door to Ralphie in
A Christmas Story).
Not far from Bumpass, however, you'll find Cuckoo, Virginia (https://goo.gl/maps/sGSk6z8wP5aabJ39A).
I've always wanted to drive through Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec.
Quote from: 1995hoo on March 23, 2021, 04:16:55 PM
Cuckoo, Virginia (https://goo.gl/maps/sGSk6z8wP5aabJ39A).
What's cool about the name? It's just a bird, or a synonym for a crazy person. Am I missing something?
Quote from: kphoger on March 23, 2021, 04:22:34 PM
Quote from: 1995hoo on March 23, 2021, 04:16:55 PM
Cuckoo, Virginia (https://goo.gl/maps/sGSk6z8wP5aabJ39A).
What's cool about the name? It's just a bird, or a synonym for a crazy person. Am I missing something?
I always found it mildly amusing for the cited reason.
Then, of course, there's Lititz, Pennsylvania:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE-SpAKDF4o
Quote from: Jim on March 23, 2021, 04:21:39 PM
I've always wanted to drive through Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec.
I drove through and stopped there, hoping (to no avail) to find some amusing postcards to send to my nieces. But really nothing noteworthy there other than the funny name.
Flin Flon, Manitoba was also a letdown.
The former Asbestos, Quebec (now Val-des-Sources) made more of an effort to make the most of its notorious former name.
Quote from: kphoger on March 23, 2021, 02:44:17 PM
Well, considering almost everyone on here is choosing place names that imply they're still stuck in junior high...
French Lick, IN
Hooker, OK
Beaver, PA
Quote from: Big John on March 23, 2021, 04:49:58 PM
Quote from: kphoger on March 23, 2021, 02:44:17 PM
Well, considering almost everyone on here is choosing place names that imply they're still stuck in junior high...
French Lick, IN
Hooker, OK
Beaver, PA
Big Beaver, PA
Weed CA
Joder NE (Spanish for "f*ck")
Guarroman, Spain (Guarro means "dirty")
Neuquen, Argentina (sounds like neuken which is Dutch for "f*ck")
Bezons, France (sounds like baisons which means "we f*ck")
Fuqing, China (it doesn't sound like you think, though)
Puta, Azerbaijan (Spanish for "slut")
Zorra ON, Canada (Spanish for "bitch")
Shit, Iran
Poo, Spain
Now for some non-teeny ones:
Obama, Japan
Taft, Iran (of all places!)
Codroipo, Italy (perfect anagram of the signature Italian blasphemy, porco Dio "damn God", literally "God is a pig")
Arnac-la-Poste, France (Arnac sounds like arnaque, "scam", so it sounds like "to scam the post")
Quote from: cabiness42 on March 23, 2021, 12:22:39 PM
Cool, California
Quote from: CtrlAltDel on March 23, 2021, 02:50:17 PM
On US-81 in Nebraska: [McCoolsville] https://i.imgur.com/4K4bVmu.png (https://i.imgur.com/4K4bVmu.png)
I had a bunch of cousins that lived in Coolville, Ohio. Some folks still think that Coolsville of Scooby Doo fame was named after this town. Always thought it was "cool" that my aunt and uncle had kids that ranged from twins that were a year younger than my mom to a daughter who was just a few days older than I am. (Ruht roy!)
Quote from: kphoger on March 23, 2021, 02:44:17 PM
Well, considering almost everyone on here is choosing place names that imply they're still stuck in junior high...
This is a thread for
cool place names, not
funny place names, anyway. None of the ones in the OP are remotely funny, they're just awesome.
Truth or Consequences, NM:
https://goo.gl/maps/inhZPwYgKkMz2imT7 (https://goo.gl/maps/inhZPwYgKkMz2imT7)
I think this one is well-known already: Santa Claus, IN (https://www.google.com/maps/place/Santa+Claus,+IN/@38.1205348,-86.9590334,13.52z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x886e5823aa0500a5:0xaadc2636a6588dbe!8m2!3d38.1200529!4d-86.9141614)
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on March 23, 2021, 05:29:18 PM
Joder NE (Spanish for "f*ck")
I'm not entirely sure this one actually exists. It could easily be a USGS employee from decades ago having fun.
Quote from: 1 on March 23, 2021, 08:30:38 PM
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on March 23, 2021, 05:29:18 PM
Joder NE (Spanish for "f*ck")
I'm not entirely sure this one actually exists. It could easily be a USGS employee from decades ago having fun.
It's real, but just barely.
Quote from: Our Heritage Guest Ranch – History
A depot, section house and water tank were built on the new railroad about a mile north of [the] Rosenbergs, and a store and residence followed to make the Adelia village. It was about midway between Crawford and Ardmore. The town was named for the experience the Rosenburg brothers had with the Native Americans in 1874. Adelia is roughly translated to "brotherhood." ... About 1907, the railroad moved the depot and section house about 3 miles farther north, and other buildings were moved or torn down. This area was on a higher grade, helping the trains to move after stopping to fill with water and coal. The water tank and switch were then called Joder Siding and it became a train-loading place for livestock.
Quote from: BNSF Railway – Station Listings by Segment

Looks like the disused siding is still visible
here. And I think
this is a picture of the siding from 2010.
Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! in Québec.
Quote from: Jim on March 23, 2021, 04:21:39 PM
I've always wanted to drive through Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec.
Oh, you posted this before I did...whoops. But I actually
have driven through it. :wave:
Quote from: Dirt Roads on March 23, 2021, 06:23:17 PM
Quote from: cabiness42 on March 23, 2021, 12:22:39 PM
Cool, California
Quote from: CtrlAltDel on March 23, 2021, 02:50:17 PM
On US-81 in Nebraska: [McCoolsville] https://i.imgur.com/4K4bVmu.png (https://i.imgur.com/4K4bVmu.png)
I had a bunch of cousins that lived in Coolville, Ohio. Some folks still think that Coolsville of Scooby Doo fame was named after this town. Always thought it was "cool" that my aunt and uncle had kids that ranged from twins that were a year younger than my mom to a daughter who was just a few days older than I am. (Ruht roy!)
...but do you know where Scooby Doo's name came from? It's something you'd never think of. :bigass:
Quote from: Jordanes on March 23, 2021, 10:32:02 PM
Quote from: Jim on March 23, 2021, 04:21:39 PM
I've always wanted to drive through Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec.
Oh, you posted this before I did...whoops. But I actually have driven through it. :wave:
See also replies 36 and 39 above (on page 2 of this thread).
I'm surprised no one has yet mentioned Kalamazoo. A friend didn't believe it was a real place...and when I was there a few years ago, I bought and sent her this post card:
https://imgur.com/pSpv2Jo
Algeria has a pair of Tits.
https://www.google.com/maps/@26.9395028,1.4824672,6415m/data=!3m1!1e3
https://www.google.com/maps/@22.952987,5.2391533,3313m/data=!3m1!1e3
Mentioned in several other similar threads, but Lizard Lick is still here in North Carolina.
Quote from: Jordanes on March 23, 2021, 10:46:13 PM
I'm surprised no one has yet mentioned Kalamazoo. A friend didn't believe it was a real place...and when I was there a few years ago, I bought and sent her this post card:
https://imgur.com/pSpv2Jo
Along those lines, a lot of people don't realize
this is a real place (https://goo.gl/maps/T2QzfW3khKzn7bMPA). And I think it has a cool name.
Quote from: kphoger on March 24, 2021, 10:12:44 AM
Along those lines, a lot of people don't realize this is a real place (https://goo.gl/maps/T2QzfW3khKzn7bMPA). And I think it has a cool name.
Indeed (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timbuktu#In_popular_culture).
Quote from: webny99 on March 24, 2021, 01:25:30 PM
Quote from: kphoger on March 24, 2021, 10:12:44 AM
Along those lines, a lot of people don't realize this is a real place (https://goo.gl/maps/T2QzfW3khKzn7bMPA). And I think it has a cool name.
Indeed (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timbuktu#In_popular_culture).
Yeah, except that I wouldn't have expected 150 fifteen-year-olds to be an accurate representation of the geographical knowledge of all Britain. Still, though, the point remains.
Hard to beat this place. [/u] (https://goo.gl/maps/1xhjaVPUJJKnpFCb9%5Bu)
Quote from: TravelingBethelite on March 24, 2021, 03:27:55 PM
Hard to beat this place. (https://goo.gl/maps/1xhjaVPUJJKnpFCb9%5Bu)
Your link doesn't work. You meant this: https://goo.gl/maps/jBzTRHpQ5Cgr9UqP7
From the Who's On First department:
"I'm going to central Massachusetts."
"Where?"
"Ware."
"Yes, I'm asking you where."
"Ware is the name of the town, near the Quabbin Reservoir."
"The town name should be there as soon as you enter it."
"I'll send you a photo, and you'll understand."
(There's also one in the UK.)
Quote from: Jim on March 23, 2021, 04:21:39 PM
I've always wanted to drive through Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec.
I have been and it's a rather unremarkable town. Except for the name of course.
No members of the Lollipop Guild or Oompa Loompas running around? Who would have guessed!
Now for place names I actually find cool:
Baraboo, WI
Nafarroa, the Basque name of Navarre, Spain. I personally prefer it over the Spanish name Navarra.
Lol, a hamlet in Department no. 24 (Dordogne), New Aquitaine, France. Yes, it's real (https://www.google.es/maps/@44.9521057,0.7597669,3a,22y,79.05h,77.52t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sEMlKUqF1kxSEn-PYhloEgg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656)!
Quote from: kphoger on March 25, 2021, 09:19:51 AM
No members of the Lollipop Guild or Oompa Loompas running around? Who would have guessed!
My wife thought it was "Lollipop Kids" here entire life until I pointed out what the lyrics really were. Conversely I always wondered what lollipops had to do with facilitating commerce in Munchkin Land.
There was a movie theory that I came up with high school that was Oompha Loompas were the same as the Lurkers from the Phantasm movies. More so the theory was that the Tall Man was also Charlie years after he had been driven mad by his chocolate empire at the Wonka Factory.
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 25, 2021, 09:28:52 AM
My wife thought it was "Lollipop Kids"
Everyone did.
Everyone still does.
Quote from: kphoger on March 25, 2021, 10:21:50 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 25, 2021, 09:28:52 AM
My wife thought it was "Lollipop Kids"
Everyone did.
Everyone still does.
People believe a lot of weird things about The Wizard of Oz still I suppose. Despite being debunked by HD quality video almost everyone I know still thinks there is a hanging Munchkin.
Efland, North Carolina.
It sounds like Fuckland!
[Removed unnecessary size increase. -S.]
Quote from: tolbs17 on December 17, 2021, 01:12:09 AM
Efland, North Carolina.
It sounds like Fuckland!
You must really like Effingham, Illinois.
Quote from: Scott5114 on December 17, 2021, 01:29:04 AM
Quote from: tolbs17 on December 17, 2021, 01:12:09 AM
Efland, North Carolina.
It sounds like Fuckland!
You must really like Effingham, Illinois.
Yeah... as well as Fucking, Austria (which got renamed to Fugging).
Recently I was shocked to find a town in Northeastern France named Rombas. To me it sounds like robotic vaccuum cleaners :sombrero:.
There's a McCool Junction in Nebraska.
Near Nagoya, in Gifu, is a cute little place known as Shikke:
(https://i.imgur.com/AQGQATT.jpg)
Here's the breakdown for those 2 kanji: https://jisho.org/search/%E5%B0%BB%E6%AF%9B
Yup, it's "butt hair" (though that term is pronounced a little differently)
joes, and last chance, colo -- been through both.
tho my personal fave is pahrump, nv. its either dad's butt, or the sound it makes.
i think they're both in washington county, iirc. they are both way out in bfe.