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Title: Plants
Post by: MCRoads on June 09, 2021, 03:20:41 PM
Pretty plants, ugly plants, annoying plants, plants with flowers, plants That smell good, any plants!

Anyone else here kill any plant they touch? I have only had luck growing plants by accident, as in, a seed fell on the ground, I did nothing, it grew, and it didn't die. This year I am trying to grow sunflowers, as I know that they are basically maintenance free, and will replant themselves every year.
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: hotdogPi on June 09, 2021, 03:24:37 PM
Watch out for the zombies, though.
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: Roadgeekteen on June 09, 2021, 03:27:05 PM
I don't like plants. They give me allergies.
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: kphoger on June 09, 2021, 03:27:46 PM
Trees/shrubs that grow right along the chain link fence line.  The more branches I hack off, twice as many grow back again.  AARGH!!
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: MCRoads on June 09, 2021, 04:13:10 PM
Quote from: 1 on June 09, 2021, 03:24:37 PM
Watch out for the zombies, though.

OK? Not sure what that means, but I will.
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: kphoger on June 09, 2021, 04:17:13 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plants_vs._Zombies   :hmmm:
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: renegade on June 09, 2021, 08:38:52 PM
Quote from: kphoger on June 09, 2021, 03:27:46 PM
Trees/shrubs that grow right along the chain link fence line.  The more branches I hack off, twice as many grow back again.  AARGH!!
This.  I can't stay ahead of the ones I have to deal with.  I swear, they grow while I'm trimming them.

The only thing I can grow is weeds.
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: hotdogPi on June 09, 2021, 08:39:47 PM
Quote from: renegade on June 09, 2021, 08:38:52 PM
The only thing I can grow is weed.

FTFY
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: Max Rockatansky on June 09, 2021, 08:44:25 PM
I've tried for three years in vain to grow the Rye Grass my wife wants in a semi-arid climate.  It sounds like we finally will be converting the desert landscape I have been asking for.  We already have loads of healthy cacti.
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: US71 on June 09, 2021, 08:56:28 PM
I have a lily that was given to my dad probably 30+ years ago, I have a Peace Lily I got when my mom passed. I have a mess of aloe vera that belonged to my dad, and something called a "wandering Jew" that belonged to my dad. Most of the plants I tried to grow directly, died. I'm not sure how I've kept most of dad's stuff alive.
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: oscar on June 09, 2021, 09:03:17 PM
I love umbrella trees (https://www.google.com/search?q=umbrella+tree&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=8jFze8UNKgpvTM%252CdJv-TlkAGZnLTM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kRQRv9QsqNN9gPt9upZday-R_u8vA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiI1vWR7YvxAhUNGVkFHV24At8Q_h16BAgNEAE&biw=1517&bih=694#imgrc=8jFze8UNKgpvTM). Really hard to kill, gracefully tolerate neglect and poor lighting conditions (even all-artificial light, but if you have any sunlight at all, they will bend themselves out of shape to grow toward the sun).
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: renegade on June 10, 2021, 12:55:57 AM
Quote from: 1 on June 09, 2021, 08:39:47 PM
Quote from: renegade on June 09, 2021, 08:38:52 PM
The only thing I can grow is weed.

FTFY
LOL!  I wish that were the case!
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: Roadgeekteen on June 10, 2021, 01:28:53 AM
Quote from: renegade on June 10, 2021, 12:55:57 AM
Quote from: 1 on June 09, 2021, 08:39:47 PM
Quote from: renegade on June 09, 2021, 08:38:52 PM
The only thing I can grow is weed.

FTFY
LOL!  I wish that were the case!
Can I buy some off of you /s/?
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: GaryV on June 10, 2021, 09:44:25 AM
We have a Christmas Cactus that came from my wife's grandmother.  We know it's well over 50 years old.
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: Scott5114 on June 10, 2021, 02:54:06 PM
Quote from: renegade on June 10, 2021, 12:55:57 AM
Quote from: 1 on June 09, 2021, 08:39:47 PM
Quote from: renegade on June 09, 2021, 08:38:52 PM
The only thing I can grow is weed.

FTFY
LOL!  I wish that were the case!

Speaking as someone who is working towards licensing for doing that exact thing...cannabis isn't particularly hard to grow, per se. If you intend on consuming it, however, it takes a lot of attention to detail to maximize the quantity and quality of the flower.
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: index on June 10, 2021, 03:12:04 PM
The only plants I have are a few plastic plants I've adorned the shelves in my apartment with. I would kill anything that's alive.
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: plain on June 10, 2021, 06:50:18 PM
I've been thinking about growing a Venus Fly Trap but I know it takes a lot of work. Just starting off you can't use fertilizer or the sort.
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: Road Hog on June 10, 2021, 06:53:35 PM
I'm kind of fond of a plant with palmate, serrated narrow compound leaves.
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: kphoger on June 11, 2021, 12:58:03 PM
Quote from: renegade on June 09, 2021, 08:38:52 PM

Quote from: kphoger on June 09, 2021, 03:27:46 PM
Trees/shrubs that grow right along the chain link fence line.  The more branches I hack off, twice as many grow back again.  AARGH!!

This.  I can't stay ahead of the ones I have to deal with.  I swear, they grow while I'm trimming them.

#damnednature
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: SectorZ on June 11, 2021, 03:36:19 PM
I love plants. I have, in two different sectors of my property, about 30 rhododendron plants, plus some azaleas for good measure.

Sprinkle in a blueberry plant, rose of sharon, three different magnolia trees (not the large southern US varieties), a horse chestnut, dawn redwood, tulip poplar, empress tree, two blue spruces, and two mimosa trees. Some of these are pretty small since almost all were planted in 2016 and beyond, though the empress tree in four years is about 30-35 feet tall.

In an ode to living in central Mass and having nothing but woods with them behind that house, I want to buy some mountain laurel to line the back of my property.
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: andrepoiy on June 11, 2021, 05:59:27 PM
If this forum just so happened to have a lower median age, this thread would probably turn into a cannabis thread
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: Scott5114 on June 11, 2021, 07:06:38 PM
Quote from: andrepoiy on June 11, 2021, 05:59:27 PM
If this forum just so happened to have a lower median age, this thread would probably turn into a cannabis thread

I mean, 25% of the posts in this thread are already about it...
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: Roadgeekteen on June 11, 2021, 07:23:51 PM
I don't smoke weed but I think smoking it should be legal.
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: kphoger on June 11, 2021, 07:49:46 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on June 11, 2021, 07:23:51 PM
I don't smoke weed but I think it should be legal.

I too think it should be legal for you to not smoke weed.
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: Roadgeekteen on June 11, 2021, 07:57:50 PM
Quote from: kphoger on June 11, 2021, 07:49:46 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on June 11, 2021, 07:23:51 PM
I don't smoke weed but I think it should be legal.

I too think it should be legal for you to not smoke weed.
No we need mandatory weed /s/.
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: MCRoads on June 12, 2021, 04:40:43 PM
Guys, my sunflowers are getting big leaves!! I haven't killed them yet!!
Title: Re: Plants
Post by: US71 on June 12, 2021, 05:28:29 PM
Quote from: MCRoads on June 12, 2021, 04:40:43 PM
Guys, my sunflowers are getting big leaves!! I haven't killed them yet!!

I planted some last year, but the people across the fence had larger ones that somehow "starved" mine.