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Title: "We're gonna poop our pants tonight..." (old McDonald's ad)
Post by: bandit957 on June 19, 2021, 10:04:15 PM
Anyone else remember this?

Back around 1982, there was a commercial for McDonald's that had people singing things like, "We're gonna ride our bikes tonight..." So we made a parody of it that went, "We're gonna poop our pants tonight...We're gonna get in fights tonight..."

Did anyone else make a parody of this ad?
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Post by: lepidopteran on June 19, 2021, 10:32:26 PM
The only parody I remember is from the late-60s slogan, "McDonald's is your kind of place."
(Sung to the tune of "Down by the Riverside")

McDonald's is your kind of place,
They serve you rattlesnakes,
French Fries between your toes,
Hamburgers up your nose,
And won't you try our chocolate shakes,
Made from polluted lakes,
McDonald's is your kind of place!

Many, many variations.
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Post by: Max Rockatansky on June 19, 2021, 10:41:38 PM
I thought the Spicy McNuggets might be enough to cause a titular incident but they turned out more bland than anticipated. 

Also, rattlesnake is actually pretty decent.  I wouldn't knock it until you try it. 
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Post by: sprjus4 on June 19, 2021, 10:59:05 PM
Taco Bell?
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Post by: zachary_amaryllis on June 20, 2021, 08:24:34 AM
Quote from: bandit957 on June 19, 2021, 10:04:15 PM
"We're gonna poop our pants tonight..."

but was it cool?
Title: Re: "We're gonna poop our pants tonight..." (old McDonald's ad)
Post by: 1995hoo on June 20, 2021, 10:46:30 PM
I've visited plenty of McDonald's whose restroom hand dryers say, "Push butt. Rub hands gently under arm. Tops all." But none of that is unique to McDonald's. It stopped being funny in the 1970s and I'm not sure why people still think it's funny today.
Title: Re: "We're gonna poop our pants tonight..." (old McDonald's ad)
Post by: Takumi on June 21, 2021, 01:07:29 AM
Quote from: 1995hoo on June 20, 2021, 10:46:30 PM
I've visited plenty of McDonald's whose restroom hand dryers say, "Push butt. Rub hands gently under arm. Tops all." But none of that is unique to McDonald's. It stopped being funny in the 1970s and I'm not sure why people still think it's funny today.

Probably mostly children doing it. When I was kid the local one had a variant that said "rub hands gently under arm hair"  with an H drawn on it.
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Post by: ethanhopkin14 on June 21, 2021, 09:49:12 AM
I first read the thread title and thought it was the actual jingle.  Would work great for Taco Bell.
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Post by: 1995hoo on June 21, 2021, 09:51:21 AM
Quote from: ethanhopkin14 on June 21, 2021, 09:49:12 AM
I first read the thread title and thought it was the actual jingle.  Would work great for Taco Bell.

They hinted at that when they used "Good to go!" as their slogan for a time.
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Post by: triplemultiplex on June 22, 2021, 02:55:31 PM
McDonalds:
Ba-da-duh-dah-dah, I'm vomitting!
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Post by: Roadgeekteen on June 22, 2021, 03:57:12 PM
I thought for a second that you meant that Mcdonalds was using poop in their ads and got quite confused.
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Post by: wanderer2575 on June 22, 2021, 04:04:36 PM
Going off topic, I'm surprised at the "Enjoy the Go" and "Charmin-Clean" slogans of the current Charmin TV ad campaign.  That's the closest any "bathroom tissue" manufacturer has come to saying exactly what its product is intended for.
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Post by: SectorZ on June 22, 2021, 07:39:53 PM
Bandit, how have you overlooked Dunkin' [Donuts] "America Runs on Dunkin" and "Dunkin' Go2s" from the necessary ribbing they deserve?
Title: Re: "We're gonna poop our pants tonight..." (old McDonald's ad)
Post by: bandit957 on June 22, 2021, 08:22:51 PM
Quote from: SectorZ on June 22, 2021, 07:39:53 PM
Bandit, how have you overlooked Dunkin' [Donuts] "America Runs on Dunkin" and "Dunkin' Go2s" from the necessary ribbing they deserve?

I remember "It's worth the bip."
Title: Re: "We're gonna poop our pants tonight..." (old McDonald's ad)
Post by: CapeCodder on June 26, 2021, 11:49:25 AM
Quote from: SectorZ on June 22, 2021, 07:39:53 PM
Bandit, how have you overlooked Dunkin' [Donuts] "America Runs on Dunkin" and "Dunkin' Go2s" from the necessary ribbing they deserve?

America runs on cheap coffee and limp donuts
Title: Re: "We're gonna poop our pants tonight..." (old McDonald's ad)
Post by: Ned Weasel on June 27, 2021, 09:11:10 AM
Not a parody, just a classic McDonald's song:

https://youtu.be/GDFaEBjA7PU
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Post by: Rothman on June 27, 2021, 09:33:43 AM
Quote from: stridentweasel on June 27, 2021, 09:11:10 AM
Not a parody, just a classic McDonald's song:

https://youtu.be/GDFaEBjA7PU
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