Feel like a mood lightener. Choice of 'someone' is left to you.
I'll start.
A Windows 95 CD inside an old pizza box.
The large trout you got slapped around a bit by.
Pauly Shore
The entire cast and crew of "UHF"
A key to a 1986 VW Scirocco
A bag of cough drops that sat in the car's center console for 3 years.
my feelings will absolutely NOT be hurt if this disappears mysteriously.
Why leave it in your backyard when you can put it in the middle of a roundabout instead? (https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=32494.0)