Apparently I would give up my phone.
Unnatural acts of depravity.
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Pay the retail price at the grocery store.
What?
Wait for a hot Texas summer day and buy it at a store.
Depends how hot it is, how sweaty I am, and how much I'm craving it.
I'm ashamed of things I've done for a Klondike Bar.
They've made them slightly smaller a few years ago, I've noticed. This is a rare case where I don't feel gyped, since (1) I probably didn't need the extra fat, sugars, and calories (2) doesn't melt away as easily.
Drive a toy car instead of an actual racecar in a NASCAR race (which I remember Jeff Burton doing in one of those commercials).
W-would you-- would you kill a man?
Uh well...
:poke:
What are they? Cheapo not-real-ice cream with a cheapo chocolate coating?
I guess if someone gave one to me and it seemed like the only polite thing to do I might eat it.
I actually bought a six-pack of them for $1.98 on Saturday at the local grocery store. (Heck of a sale, plus a digital coupon).
We buy a pack of them every so often, if our family is on for bringing dessert to church small group. If dinner is something like burgers or grilled chicken or sloppy joes or whatever, then sometimes an ice cream treat seems like the appropriate dessert to have. And Klondike bars are right up there with ice cream sandwiches on the list of crowd- and kid-pleasing treats.
Stop somewhere at a convenience store in the Mojave Desert, buy one big pack, and then drive through Death Valley wolfing down the whole thing!