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Title: Killer Comet?
Post by: roadman65 on April 14, 2011, 10:26:56 PM
Has anyone ever heard of a another comet that will grace our skies this coming Fall?  I heard a Russian astronomist has found one heading our way and one website says that it has too wide of a range from 42 million miles to our atmosphere.   

Has anyone know of this comet?  Are we in danger of what Nostradamus predicted?
Title: Re: Killer Comet?
Post by: agentsteel53 on April 14, 2011, 11:31:58 PM
we are always in danger.  that is how we know that we are alive.
Title: Re: Killer Comet?
Post by: NE2 on April 15, 2011, 01:09:08 AM
It's true. The Mayans predicted it thousands of years ago using a long-lost branch of mathematics. Our only hope is that if we frack enough around Yellowstone the supervolcano will blow and shift our orbit out of harm's way.
Title: Re: Killer Comet?
Post by: Hot Rod Hootenanny on April 15, 2011, 06:27:14 PM
Damn Ruskies!  :pan:
At least we'll still a couple of space shuttles so we can send Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis, and Billy Bob Thornton with a nuclear warhead to deflect said boulder if necessary.
Title: Re: Killer Comet?
Post by: realjd on April 17, 2011, 09:30:27 AM
Quote from: NE2 on April 15, 2011, 01:09:08 AM
It's true. The Mayans predicted it thousands of years ago using a long-lost branch of mathematics. Our only hope is that if we frack enough around Yellowstone the supervolcano will blow and shift our orbit out of harm's way.

Of course that will kick off the superavalanche in the Canaries which will result in the 300' tall supertsunami that covers all of Florida. I'm prepared though - I have a kayak!
Title: Re: Killer Comet?
Post by: Grzrd on April 17, 2011, 04:01:54 PM
Quote from: realjd on April 17, 2011, 09:30:27 AM
Quote from: NE2 on April 15, 2011, 01:09:08 AM
It's true. The Mayans predicted it thousands of years ago using a long-lost branch of mathematics. Our only hope is that if we frack enough around Yellowstone the supervolcano will blow and shift our orbit out of harm's way.
Of course that will kick off the superavalanche in the Canaries which will result in the 300' tall supertsunami that covers all of Florida. I'm prepared though - I have a kayak!
What about those of us without kayaks?  How about a "Roadgeeks save the world" option:

Quote from: kaothinterceptor on April 14, 2011, 04:44:26 PM
Quote from: agentsteel53 on April 13, 2011, 06:27:56 PM
I'd extend I-99 to connect to China's freeway grid.
what's the shortest route to China?  why, through the center of the Earth, of course.
Genius. Absolute GENIUS!
A goodly percentage of humanity could ride out the impact on/in I-99; Post-impact, human survivors could re-emerge from the tunnel and I-99 might very well be The Last Interstate remaining.

BUILD IT NOW ... BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!
Title: Re: Killer Comet?
Post by: xonhulu on April 17, 2011, 07:36:41 PM
Quote from: Grzrd on April 17, 2011, 04:01:54 PM
A goodly percentage of humanity could ride out the impact on/in I-99; Post-impact, human survivors could re-emerge from the tunnel and I-99 might very well be The Last Interstate remaining.

BUILD IT NOW ... BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

Wait . . . are you saying Bud Shuster may end up being the world's savior?  Wild!

But I agree: building the Trans-Core Tunnel will be a lot easier than blowing up the asteroid.