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Title: Three-word story
Post by: kphoger on March 21, 2019, 05:32:12 PM
I don't think this has been done on the forum yet...

The basic premise is that we'll all write a story together, three words at a time.  I'll post three words to start things off, and then the next person will post three words of his or her choosing, and so on.  I'm sure we'll keep bringing up road-related topics along the way, but feel free to let the story go wherever—keeping in mind the forum guidelines, of course.


          RULES

1.  Post three words only—nothing more, nothing less.  Don't add any commentary, don't explain yourself.

2.  Don't quote the previous post as part of yours, because that's just silly.

3.  Your three words must be able to keep the flow of a sentence going.   (Example:  "cleaning the bathroom" cannot follow "I parked alongside" because that just makes no sense at all.)

4.  What counts as a word?
 a.  Hyphenated words (such as "mother-in-law") count as one word.
 b.  Compounds that are not hyphenated (such as "high school") count as multiple words.
 c.  Numbers (such as "167") count as one word when written thusly, but multiple words if spelled out (such as "six thousand").
 d.  Initials count as words (for example, "U. S. A." counts as three words, although "hbelkins" only counts as one).

5.  English only, unless obviously appropriate.


          TIPS

1.  Read the last several posts—not just the last one or two—before choosing your words, or else it won't make much sense.

2.  Don't be afraid to end your post with a comma or a period, or else we'll just end up with a huge run-on sentence.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: kphoger on March 21, 2019, 05:32:43 PM
The key to
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Post by: Big John on March 21, 2019, 05:40:16 PM
success is knowing
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Post by: Takumi on March 21, 2019, 05:49:05 PM
How to be
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Post by: Brandon on March 21, 2019, 05:52:41 PM
a total asshole
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Post by: tchafe1978 on March 21, 2019, 05:57:54 PM
unless you're a
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Post by: Max Rockatansky on March 21, 2019, 06:10:43 PM
Goat or tortoise
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Post by: jp the roadgeek on March 21, 2019, 06:16:33 PM
then you would
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Post by: paulthemapguy on March 21, 2019, 06:18:46 PM
already know it.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Scott5114 on March 21, 2019, 06:48:00 PM
Besides, if you
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Post by: noelbotevera on March 21, 2019, 06:51:06 PM
give me a
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Scott5114 on March 21, 2019, 07:14:07 PM
U.S. federal route
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Post by: Brandon on March 21, 2019, 07:16:55 PM
Calrog might join
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Post by: US 89 on March 21, 2019, 07:18:15 PM
which would cause
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Post by: Big John on March 21, 2019, 07:24:08 PM
chaos to the
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Post by: cjk374 on March 21, 2019, 07:30:24 PM
World of Fritzowl.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Scott5114 on March 21, 2019, 08:05:18 PM
For example, 31W
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Post by: webny99 on March 21, 2019, 08:09:15 PM
would no longer
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Post by: Scott5114 on March 21, 2019, 08:18:02 PM
pass near a
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Post by: Big John on March 21, 2019, 08:24:15 PM
goat farm and
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Post by: Scott5114 on March 21, 2019, 08:27:37 PM
little green shrub,
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Post by: webny99 on March 21, 2019, 08:28:57 PM
and therefore, it
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Post by: Takumi on March 21, 2019, 08:54:41 PM
would not meet
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Post by: Mapmikey on March 21, 2019, 09:11:32 PM
Suffolk's suffix needs.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Takumi on March 21, 2019, 09:48:47 PM
VDOT ceded maintenance
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Post by: Big John on March 21, 2019, 09:54:24 PM
of all highways
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Post by: abefroman329 on March 21, 2019, 10:05:41 PM
to the Empire
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Post by: Scott5114 on March 21, 2019, 10:13:36 PM
Today commercial singers,
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Post by: Brandon on March 21, 2019, 10:20:04 PM
entered Alanland from
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Post by: Big John on March 21, 2019, 10:25:47 PM
the carpeted highway
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Post by: cjk374 on March 21, 2019, 10:41:53 PM
Also known as
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Post by: Takumi on March 21, 2019, 11:04:11 PM
the uncarpeted highway.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: kurumi on March 22, 2019, 12:35:01 AM
Grandmother always said:
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Scott5114 on March 22, 2019, 12:42:11 AM
"Don't ever post
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Post by: cjk374 on March 22, 2019, 08:31:10 AM
my name here."
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: jeffandnicole on March 22, 2019, 08:43:44 AM
Said Scott adamantly.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: 1995hoo on March 22, 2019, 08:50:32 AM
NE2 then interjected
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Post by: MNHighwayMan on March 22, 2019, 08:53:03 AM
"I like poo"
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Post by: jeffandnicole on March 22, 2019, 09:03:19 AM
Yawn.  But then,
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Post by: index on March 22, 2019, 09:08:42 AM
The Perkins Union
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Post by: CNGL-Leudimin on March 22, 2019, 09:18:16 AM
declared war on
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Post by: 1995hoo on March 22, 2019, 09:22:35 AM
the viatologists' club
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Post by: jp the roadgeek on March 22, 2019, 09:49:19 AM
and then Alanland
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Post by: abefroman329 on March 22, 2019, 09:56:01 AM
said "Damned viatologists!"
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Post by: Henry on March 22, 2019, 10:25:05 AM
Along came Charlie
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Post by: 1995hoo on March 22, 2019, 10:30:50 AM
friend of Augustus
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Post by: Takumi on March 22, 2019, 10:38:58 AM
who had a
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Post by: US 89 on March 22, 2019, 10:41:40 AM
pretty pink pony
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Brandon on March 22, 2019, 11:27:23 AM
and a goat
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Post by: abefroman329 on March 22, 2019, 11:28:15 AM
that wasn't pink
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Post by: jeffandnicole on March 22, 2019, 12:20:22 PM
and they committed
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: roadman on March 22, 2019, 12:37:57 PM
a ritual sacrifice
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Post by: TheHighwayMan394 on March 22, 2019, 12:45:05 PM
by destroying Sheetz
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Post by: akotchi on March 22, 2019, 12:50:15 PM
and worshiping Wawa.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: MNHighwayMan on March 22, 2019, 12:55:41 PM
Afterward, the goat
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Post by: abefroman329 on March 22, 2019, 12:57:42 PM
sat down to
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Post by: Brandon on March 22, 2019, 01:02:55 PM
defecate upon the
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Post by: Big John on March 22, 2019, 01:04:28 PM
highway shoulder and
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Post by: MNHighwayMan on March 22, 2019, 01:10:51 PM
eat some tasty
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: index on March 22, 2019, 01:33:00 PM
Bud Shuster's flesh
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Post by: kphoger on March 22, 2019, 01:47:44 PM
, which—interestingly enough—
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Post by: Brandon on March 22, 2019, 01:50:15 PM
tastes like chicken
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Post by: NE2 on March 22, 2019, 02:04:03 PM
. I just pooed.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: 1995hoo on March 22, 2019, 02:06:39 PM
NE2 didn’t wipe.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: kphoger on March 22, 2019, 02:13:18 PM
U.S. federal route

Well, since it's you, I'll let it slide...  :)


          RULES

4.  What counts as a word?

 d.  Initials count as words (for example, "U. S. A." counts as three words, although "hbelkins" only counts as one).

Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: kphoger on March 22, 2019, 02:14:07 PM
But that's not
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: webny99 on March 22, 2019, 02:19:45 PM
U.S. federal route
Well, since it's you, I'll let it slide...  :)

          RULES
4.  What counts as a word?
 d.  Initials count as words (for example, "U. S. A." counts as three words, although "hbelkins" only counts as one).


Just drop the periods, and then it counts, no?



the only thing
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: abefroman329 on March 22, 2019, 02:29:22 PM
that counts in

[I was waiting for someone to come in and fuck this up, I thought it would be roadgeekteen.]
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Scott5114 on March 22, 2019, 02:44:37 PM
New South Wales
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: kphoger on March 22, 2019, 02:45:04 PM


U.S. federal route

Well, since it's you, I'll let it slide...  :)

          RULES
4.  What counts as a word?
 d.  Initials count as words (for example, "U. S. A." counts as three words, although "hbelkins" only counts as one).


Just drop the periods, and then it counts, no?



the only thing

No, that should still be multiple words.  The only reason I'd count 'hbelkins' is because he turned it into a "word".
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: kphoger on March 22, 2019, 02:45:50 PM
of the "Land
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Big John on March 22, 2019, 02:51:50 PM
of the Lost."
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: jeffandnicole on March 22, 2019, 02:59:59 PM
U.S. federal route

Well, since it's you, I'll let it slide...  :)


          RULES

4.  What counts as a word?

 d.  Initials count as words (for example, "U. S. A." counts as three words, although "hbelkins" only counts as one).


Actually, it's United States of America (4 words), not United Stated America.

So just use U.S. 

U.S.S.R. is completed prohibited though.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Brandon on March 22, 2019, 03:16:44 PM
In Soviet Union...
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: kphoger on March 22, 2019, 03:36:47 PM
Actually, it's United States of America (4 words), not United Stated America.

Actually, it's u ess a, which are three legitimate words.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Big John on March 22, 2019, 04:16:59 PM
you don't own
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: kphoger on March 22, 2019, 04:17:36 PM
your wife; your
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: tchafe1978 on March 22, 2019, 04:39:40 PM
wife owns you.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Brandon on March 22, 2019, 04:43:43 PM
Then in Alanland...
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Post by: 1 on March 22, 2019, 04:45:45 PM
a law passed
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Post by: Big John on March 22, 2019, 04:51:50 PM
requiring and prohibiting
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Post by: Brandon on March 22, 2019, 04:51:53 PM
and didn't pass
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Post by: kphoger on March 22, 2019, 05:02:54 PM
the passage of
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Post by: Takumi on March 22, 2019, 06:25:55 PM
a law that
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Post by: jeffandnicole on March 22, 2019, 06:37:06 PM
outlaws lawful laws.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: webny99 on March 22, 2019, 07:08:30 PM
Therefore, we can
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Big John on March 22, 2019, 07:25:00 PM
obey and disobey
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Rothman on March 22, 2019, 07:28:08 PM
catchy donkey always
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Post by: abefroman329 on March 22, 2019, 08:18:08 PM
runs past goats.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: cjk374 on March 22, 2019, 08:55:13 PM
Today was a
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Post by: TheHighwayMan394 on March 22, 2019, 09:01:14 PM
really shit day
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Big John on March 22, 2019, 09:05:35 PM
because I barfed
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Post by: Brandon on March 22, 2019, 09:09:37 PM
on Dean Wormer
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Post by: Roadgeekteen on March 22, 2019, 09:12:59 PM
Who is me.
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Post by: Max Rockatansky on March 22, 2019, 09:27:08 PM
Sometimes I serenade
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Post by: jeffandnicole on March 22, 2019, 09:36:07 PM
Baby Got Back
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Post by: cjk374 on March 22, 2019, 09:36:30 PM
to my beautiful
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Post by: Max Rockatansky on March 22, 2019, 09:37:34 PM
Hippo of fury
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Post by: cjk374 on March 22, 2019, 10:47:16 PM
That poor bastard
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Post by: Takumi on March 22, 2019, 11:51:52 PM
doesn’t like it.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: renegade on March 22, 2019, 11:52:32 PM
Alanland can die
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: US 89 on March 23, 2019, 12:01:05 AM
and also live
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Post by: renegade on March 23, 2019, 12:07:34 AM
and die again
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: kurumi on March 23, 2019, 12:48:35 AM
like Theon Greyjoy
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Post by: Scott5114 on March 23, 2019, 01:00:57 AM
, Director of OkDOT.
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Post by: jp the roadgeek on March 23, 2019, 01:19:39 AM
Sooner Schooner driver,
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Post by: Scott5114 on March 23, 2019, 02:52:16 AM
Dewayne Hicks IV
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Post by: jeffandnicole on March 23, 2019, 06:02:41 AM
ate a peck
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Post by: Brandon on March 23, 2019, 08:38:35 AM
in CraIG CoUntY
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Post by: cjk374 on March 23, 2019, 10:09:51 AM
while driving his
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Post by: US 89 on March 23, 2019, 10:48:01 AM
puppy monkey baby
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Post by: 1 on March 23, 2019, 10:51:16 AM
buggy. However, while
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Post by: Max Rockatansky on March 23, 2019, 10:58:25 AM
Eating copious amounts
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Post by: abefroman329 on March 23, 2019, 10:58:44 AM
of Italian beef
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Post by: davewiecking on March 23, 2019, 11:17:36 AM
Copiously topped with
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Post by: Max Rockatansky on March 23, 2019, 11:24:37 AM
Skittles and pickles
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Post by: Takumi on March 23, 2019, 11:36:20 AM
he threw up
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Post by: kevinb1994 on March 23, 2019, 12:04:10 PM
On Chuck Norris
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Post by: Max Rockatansky on March 23, 2019, 12:07:50 PM
While punching a
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Post by: renegade on March 23, 2019, 12:28:21 PM
goat who was
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Post by: Big John on March 23, 2019, 01:21:39 PM
wearing armor, then
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Post by: Roadgeekteen on March 23, 2019, 01:45:18 PM
I died inside.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Brandon on March 23, 2019, 02:32:27 PM
While fucking goats...
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: abefroman329 on March 23, 2019, 03:51:52 PM
I then ejaculated
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Post by: Big John on March 23, 2019, 04:05:01 PM
to the statue
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Post by: kevinb1994 on March 23, 2019, 04:26:32 PM
Of Liberty, which
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Post by: tchafe1978 on March 23, 2019, 04:29:21 PM
birthed my child
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: kevinb1994 on March 23, 2019, 05:39:02 PM
birthed my child

Virginia Dare, who
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: renegade on March 23, 2019, 07:14:03 PM
said, "Die, Alanland."
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Brandon on March 23, 2019, 07:30:39 PM
We don’t need
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Big John on March 23, 2019, 07:34:09 PM
no education. We
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Takumi on March 23, 2019, 07:44:40 PM
Actually do, though.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: kevinb1994 on March 23, 2019, 08:33:48 PM
Especially in Alanland.
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: cjk374 on March 23, 2019, 09:09:25 PM
Many years ago,
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Brandon on March 23, 2019, 09:11:31 PM
burn, motherfucker, burn
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Rothman on March 23, 2019, 09:35:10 PM
all the way
Title: Re: Three-word story
Post by: Alps on March 23, 2019, 09:35:12 PM
lock this thread