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« Reply #1275 on: April 11, 2019, 06:21:07 PM »

What is the highest classification of road beside which you have (insert any illegal activity here)?
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« Reply #1276 on: April 11, 2019, 07:24:52 PM »

What is the highest classification of road beside which you have (insert any illegal activity here)?

Urinating in public is an illegal activity, isn't it?
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« Reply #1277 on: April 11, 2019, 07:31:25 PM »

Counties You've Never Eaten

Pretty sure I've unintentionally eaten some form of sand in at least two counties' beaches.

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« Reply #1278 on: April 11, 2019, 07:51:31 PM »

Congress mandates conversion to all metric signage by 2023
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« Reply #1280 on: April 12, 2019, 10:30:09 AM »

Counties You've Never Eaten
Bridges You Have Eaten
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« Reply #1281 on: April 12, 2019, 12:40:51 PM »

Counties You've Never Eaten A Salad In

For me, that would be all of them. I don't eat rabbit food.
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« Reply #1282 on: April 13, 2019, 01:56:02 AM »

Counties You've Never Eaten A Salad In
For me, that would be all of them. I don't eat rabbit food.

For once, something you and I can agree upon! :)
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« Reply #1283 on: April 15, 2019, 12:29:50 PM »

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« Reply #1284 on: April 15, 2019, 01:27:52 PM »

Some of the kidz here wouldn't be able to pay that on their high-schooler's salary ...
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« Reply #1285 on: April 15, 2019, 02:17:39 PM »

Some of the kidz here wouldn't be able to pay that on their high-schooler's salary ...

Perhaps that's the point.
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« Reply #1286 on: April 16, 2019, 09:46:14 AM »

"Which is Better: Bird or Beast?"
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« Reply #1287 on: April 16, 2019, 09:53:39 AM »

"Which is Better: Bird or Beast?"

For a pet? For dinner?
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« Reply #1288 on: April 16, 2019, 10:01:41 AM »

"Which is Better: Bird or Beast?"

For a pet? For dinner?

Maybe both. :spin:
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« Reply #1289 on: April 16, 2019, 06:09:00 PM »

Some of the kidz here wouldn't be able to pay that on their high-schooler's salary ...

Perhaps that's the point.
Then I like it.  Let's implement it. 
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« Reply #1290 on: April 16, 2019, 06:56:25 PM »

AARoads Forum announces "Pay to Play". The more you post, the more you will be expected to "donate" for page maintenance


If I post under 3 different accounts, can I flip my EZ Pass to the carpool option and post for free?
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« Reply #1291 on: April 17, 2019, 09:25:19 AM »

"Signs you always see on the road"
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« Reply #1292 on: April 17, 2019, 11:52:55 AM »

"Signs you always see on the road"

Speed limit
Stop
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« Reply #1293 on: April 17, 2019, 12:51:15 PM »

"Signs you always see on the road"

Speed limit
Stop
In my state, there are signs that say "Think!" in the exact spot someone died in a car accident. They're everywhere.
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« Reply #1294 on: April 17, 2019, 12:53:26 PM »

In my state, there are signs that say "Think!" in the exact spot someone died in a car accident. They're everywhere.

Reminds me of the skateboard company Think.  I once bought my dad a skateboard T-shirt because all it said on the front was "THINK" with a light bulb logo.  He enjoyed it, walking around encouraging everyone with his shirt to use their brains.
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« Reply #1295 on: April 17, 2019, 01:10:31 PM »

In my state, there are signs that say "Think!" in the exact spot someone died in a car accident. They're everywhere.

If I ever saw one of those, the only thing I'd be able to think about (pun not intended) is this.
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« Reply #1296 on: April 17, 2019, 01:10:44 PM »

"Signs you always see on the road"

Speed limit
Stop
In my state, there are signs that say "Think!" in the exact spot someone died in a car accident. They're everywhere.

That must be a problem when they died in the middle of the lane, in the ambulance, or in the hospital.

"Nurse, something's poking me in my back"

"That's just a 10 foot pole"

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« Reply #1297 on: April 18, 2019, 05:58:34 PM »

"Signs you always see on the road"

Speed limit
Stop
In my state, there are signs that say "Think!" in the exact spot someone died in a car accident. They're everywhere.

That must be a problem when they died in the middle of the lane, in the ambulance, or in the hospital.

"Nurse, something's poking me in my back"

"That's just a 10 foot pole"
If they died in the middle of the road, I'm sure the sign would be put next to the road.

If I ever saw one of those, the only thing I'd be able to think about (pun not intended) is this.
In that case, the other side of the sign says "Why Die?" with the pole in between the words.
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« Reply #1298 on: April 21, 2019, 04:33:38 PM »

CA-710 connects to the CA-134 @ I-210 Interchange.

Los Angeles decides to demolish CA-90 freeway.
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« Reply #1299 on: April 21, 2019, 09:52:55 PM »

"Signs you always see on the road"

Speed limit
Stop
In my state, there are signs that say "Think!" in the exact spot someone died in a car accident. They're everywhere.

I've seen them.
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